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33 Therapy Pick Up lines And Rizz

Here are 33 therapy pick up lines for her and flirty therapy rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about therapy that are smooth and cute, best working Tinder openers and Hinge openers with therapy rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny therapy pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty therapy joke for a great chat response.

Best Working Therapy Rizz

A good Therapy pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. Hey (name) are you a therapy session ?

    Cause I need you but I've been too scared to admit it

  2. Therapy is expensive...

    I'd rather watch you smile

  3. I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to s**....

  4. "I deleted my therapist's number, because our conversation is the only therapy I need now."

  5. "Heard you're diagnosed with basorexia, should we schedule daily therapy sessions of sweet kisses?"

  6. "Hmm, ho sakta hai! Bas aapke therapy sessions ka payment dinner dates mein hona chahiye."

Short and cute therapy pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about therapy are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

"You're so funny, you make me green out; like a rocket, you send me straight to couple's therapy with your charm."

"Well, only if your therapy involves coffee chats and endless laughter. 😄"

"A surgeon once told me, shin injuries require laughter therapy. So... got any good jokes to help a guy out?"

"Your smile is the only therapy I need to chase away my blues, want to make an appointment tonight?"

"Haha, I promise I'm more fun as a date than a therapist! Your smile alone sure seems like the best therapy."

"Darling, I've got a license in physical therapy, but it's your heart that I really want to mend."

"Are you a therapy session? Because every time I see you, I feel like I've made progress in my addiction."

Cheesy therapy Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

"Haan, agar woh kaam 'therapy with a side of pasta and laughter' mein shaamil hai, toh haan, you're hired!"

"Tyra, before you leave, remember you're the only therapy I need - your love just keeps healing my heart."

"I might not be a nurse but I can definitely give you some love therapy. Ready for your first session?"

"A keeper who's also a therapist? That's a win-win! Everyone needs a little therapy and lots of love in their lives."

"Girl, I might be battling my own demons, but seeing your smile can always turn my therapy session into a celebration."

"Would it be against our therapy rules if my treatment plan included falling for you?"

"Darling, I might be battling demons, but your smile is the best therapy I've ever had."

Funny therapy Tinder openers

Try using funny and charming Therapy conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Hinge and chat.

"Your smile is the only therapy I need, is it too much to ask if you could brighten my days forever?"

Are you my homework

Cause I wanna slam you on my table and do you all night long after procrastinating for hours just before the big test and getting very mild depression that only several years of therapy can help me with because I'm a sick and mournful fool of a human being

I think I'll stop going to therapy

Because I've found you to be my best antidepressant.

"I might be mad, but your beauty is the only therapy I need right now."

"Is there an escape plan in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me get released from therapy?"

"Well, if you're offering free therapy sessions then I'd say you're more precious than any diamond right now. 😉"

"Feeling unwell? Don't worry, my charm is the best remedy for your ailment, it comes with special cuddle therapy."

"Studying physical therapy? Your touch must heal hearts too, as mine skips a beat whenever you're near."

"Have you ever heard of lip therapy? Because your lips look so divine, I might need some intensive care."

Is your name Kimo?

Cause that bulge in your pants needs some intensive therapy

Girl are you therapy?

'Cause you're exactly what I need right now.

*Disclaimer: not sure if original or belonging in this sub. Also the real joke is always in the comments so bring it on.*

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Therapy love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on dating sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Therapy openers to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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