110 Thoughts Pick Up lines And Rizz

Hey girl. Are you Cinderella?

Just thought because your dress is going to disappear at midnight

I thought I had all the snacks I needed for quarantine

, but looks like I missed one

Girl, if I had a nickel every time I thought of you

I'd have one nickel because I can never get you off my mind

Are you an impostor because your beauty is kinda sus

I'm sorry I thought of this one and I couldn't help myself in posting it here

As a kid I used to chase butterflys, never thought you'd give me them for free

Are you Virtue? - Because you've been garnishing my thoughts unceasingly.

Woman: I have a boyfriend.
Man: I had cereal for breakfast this morning.
Woman: What?
Man: Oh, I thought we were talking about things that don't matter.

Hey I thought I should tell you what people are saying behind your back .

Nice butt.

If I had a dollar for everytime I've thought of you,

Id only have one cause you've never left my mind.

Is your name virtue cause you garnish my thoughts unceasingly!

I visited an aquarium today. I saw a fish there, and thought of you.

You work out really hard. Are you training for anything? I thought I'd come say hi. I couldn't do the workouts you do.

Do you got a mirror in your pocket? Huh, I thought I just saw myself climbing in your pants!

Ooohh baby, did you like me better when you thought I was a dude?

Oh, I apologize for staring. I thought that was the grand canyon.

If I had a dime for every time I thought of you...

I'd have one dime ...cuz baby, u never leave my mind

I must need Occlumency, because I can't get you out of my thoughts.

If a star fell down every time I thought of you, the moon would soon be lonely.

If I had a dollar every time I thought of you, I'd have a high tax bracket.

Hey girl are you a prison?

Because I wanna see a bunch of black people inside you. (This is a joke my uncle made at thanksgiving lol I thought it was hecced)

I always thought the source of h**...'s hotness was the fire. I was wrong, it's you.

I came up with this one. It kind of tells you a bit about the person how they answer. thoughts?

If we were in a locked room together with no way out and only an hour left to live what would you do to me? The only objects in this room are a 4 poster king size bed with curtains, a knife, 1 full jar of coconut oil and a video camera that has the ability to send the live feed of what you do, to one person, who is not related to you.

I thought you must have injured yourself when you fell from heaven, angel.

If you texted me every time I thought of you, you'd be blowing up my phone.

What do you and the statue of liberty have in common?

Looks good from the outside, but i kind of wanna know whats inside

Just thought of it lol

You make me want to believe in god.

Because I thought I’d never find someone so perfect.

If I had a nickel for every time I thought of you... I’d have 5 cents.

Because you never leave my mind

Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.

If I had a rosary bead for everytime I thought of you, I would have a Glorious Mystery.

I thought you were a Pharisee, but you're actually fair, I see.

I thought angels live only in heaven but u proved me wrong.

What are your thoughts on vacuum testing my pendulam.

At first I thought I was looking at a Monet, but you’re so much more beautiful up close.

Did it hurt when you fell from Crystal Lake?

Because you've made a splash that’s drowned all my rational thought.

You’re such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.

Girl are you Hestia? Cause just the thought of you keeps me warm.

I've always thought that cucumbers were such a sensual fruit.

If I had a nickel for every time I thought of you...

I’d have a nickel, because I’ve never stopped

If I had a dollar...

If I had a dollar for everytime I thought about you

I would have a dollar

Cuz you've never left my mind

I thought you where so cute, so I decided came to say hi.

From scale 1/10

I thought Happiness starts with H...

But why does mine starts with "U"

Are you a cephalopod? Because you octopi my thoughts.

Oh, I thought that was my suitcase.

Have you ever thought about booking a flight to Japan?

Because I've been thinking about getting down in Ja panese

Thought of this in the shower...

‘Girl, you know what you, covid-19, and police have in common?’

You all take my breath away...

I thought happiness start with an H , but mine starts with U ;)

I thought the land of fairies was further South. And I am ready to go down to find out.

Damn girl, do you think about your mother with those thoughts? Because now I have an idea…

Medic: Call me when the swelling goes down, on second thought, just call me.

Help a brotha out

I just had a match with a hot girl, she likes dance, travel, art and theater.

I don't know what to write to her as the first message, she clearly wrote in the bio that she doesn't want to talk to boring people so I would avoid the classic phrases.
I thought about: "Hi, I saw you dance, I'm not very good at dancing, but I think I'll take the next step with you, will you?"
What do you think? Other ideas?

High Templar: Babe, you know you want to go out with me. Your thoughts betray you.

Hey girl, are you suicidal thoughts?

'Cuz I can't get you out of my head.

At first I thought the word pretty starts with "P"

Yet I was mistaken since I realized it starts with "U"

If I had a dollar for every time that I thought about you …

I’d have one dollar cuz I can’t get you out of my mind

If I were Peter Pan you’d be my happy thought.

If I got a rose each time I thought about you I'd keep walking in my garden forever.

If I had a penny for everytime I thought about you, I would have exactly one cent.

Cause you never left my mind.

Let's talk turkey: When I look at you, my thoughts are all x**....

Her: I have a boyfriend

Me: I have an English test

Her: What?

Me: I thought we were naming things we were going to cheat on

Knight to f3

Person: What
Me:Oh just thought I should make a move.

Twinkle twinkle little star, is that you? Because I thought I just saw you winking at me.

The thought of you gets me through the 3rd 500m.

I thought this was a dive shop, but I must be in a museum because you’re a work of art.

If I had a dime for every time I thought of you. I'd have one dime …because baby, you never left my mind.

Yeah, You're a thot.

My thought before I sleep

I thought of you while having chocolate cake

Cause your just too sweet

Are you an octopus? Cuz you octopi my thoughts.