Would you believe me if I told you I'm a surgeon?

I'm not, but I still wanna dig in your guts for a few hours.

If a fat guy grabs you and puts you in a bag, don't freak out.

I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

My mom and dad told me to follow my dreams

So that’s why I’m following you! >u< ️️️

Your accent is really cute..

Is what I told this girl until she explained that it wasn't an accent, but a speech disorder (O_O;)

If I told you you had a celestial body would you hold it against me?

Since we've been told to reduce waste these days,

what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.

Do you have a cell phone? My mom told me to call her when I find the girl of my dreams!

If I told you that you had a nice body would you hold it against me?

If I told you I was falling hard, would you be my belayer?

I've called heaven and told them they must me missing an angel fish.

Has anyone ever told you, you look just like Yoko Ono?

Has anyone ever told you that you're like a baby white dwarf star?

Incredibly hot!

You know, without my glasses on,

I’ve been told I look an awful lot like Superman.

If I told you you had great chromatophores, would you hold them against me?

Um...if i told you that u had a hot body, would u take your pants off and dance around for me.

Your mom told me that you stopped wetting your bed at 4yo

Bet I can change that

If I told you that you had a nice governing body, would you hold it against me?

Can I borrow a quarter? I told my Mom I'd call when I met the girl of my dreams.

Can I follow you home during Navratri?

Cause my mom always told me to follow my dreams!

Your husband had told me you were the most beautiful woman he'd ever met. I didn't expect the most beautiful woman I'd ever met.

Hello there my sponsor told me to just DO you.

I’m gonna put on my glasses

Before I talk to you because my mom always told me to focus on my future.

Has anyone ever told you you have a great dorsal?

Ironman is red. Thor's hair is gold. Get on your knees and do as you're told.

Someone told me if I wished hard enough anything could come true.

Well I wished for perfection and here you are.

Spiderman just came up to me in Times Square and told me I dropped something - his phone number.

Can i follow you on instagram?

Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams

Are you a toilet paper

Because I want to wait I got it wrong am I a toilet paper because I want to go into your kiss haha yeah that’s right wait why are you reaching into your bag and grabbing a pepper spray please no I am not a r**... sorry seriously I was just flirting I would stop if you told me you were uncomfortable ahhhhhhhhh my eyes aaaaaahhh i dont see aaaahhhhhn why why this is assault from your side i will sue you

Can I follow you home?

Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams

Has anyone ever told you that you look like my daughter? It's a compliment, trust me.

Janet: Eleanor told me that instead of being sad, I should ‘go get it, girl.’ So I’m going to go get it, girl.

Hey miss, I need you to come with me. I told my mother I'd bring her something beautiful from the powwow.

If I told you I worked at Home Depot, would you let me handle your tool?

If a fat bearded man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry! I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas

Are we related? Cause my pappy done told me to keep it in the family!

I couldn't believe it when you told me you're a masseuse, chiropractor AND an orthopedist!

But now I realize I stand corrected.

Guess what the doctor just told me. I need some sunshine so that's why I got you to brighten my day.

I've been told I have the cool s**... prowess of a Romulan.

A woman refused a drink from me at the bar the other night. She said she'd only accept a gift if I had 8 inches under the table.

I told her "I'm sorry honey, you're very beautiful but I'm not cutting off two inches for anyone"

Guess what my doctor told me. Laughter is the best medicine. I guess you bring the smile to my face.

They asked me for drugs, so I told them about your smile.

Iron man is red, Thor's hair is gold. Get on up your knees and do it as you are told.

Girl asked me for my digits so i told her 1:0:29278475

If I told you that you had an amazing body

Would you hold it against me?

I’m here to rescue you. I’ve been told I have the cool s**... prowess of a Romulan.

The manager told me to take the trash out...

So are we going or what?

Has anyone ever told you that you have a lovely carotid artery?

Hey girl, Can I follow you?

My mom told me to follow my dream.

Someone told me you like Owls, Well you'll love the way Owl give you this d**...

I could hear your c**... talking and it just told me to blow you.... a kiss!

"I'm a sucker for challenges! Remember, this might be your chance to impress an Eastern European drinker enthusiast."

"Just reminiscing about old times, Rica. You do stand out, after all. Hard to ignore a fiery personality like yours."

"Couldn't leave, sweetheart. Something told me I'd miss the intoxicating allure of your seductive gaze."

"Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams, and my dream's to travel the world with you."

"Since you find me cute, how about we explore how irresistible we can be together?"

"Has anyone ever told you, Ronald Jackson, that your charm is more captivating than a star-filled night?"

"Well, as they say, 'when in Rome'...or should I say, Eastern Europe? Let's see how this unfolds!"

"Can I follow you home? Wait, that came out wrong... I mean my mom always told me to follow my dreams."

My friends told me that I should ask you out because you can't differentiate.

"Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams, and I dreamt of you all night."

My coach told me not to get my heart rate over 160 today, but then I s**... up when I saw you!

Hey would you let me treat you to dinner?

My mom told me to invest in my future.

"Well then, you might find me addictive because I've been told I'm better than any cheeseburger out there."

"If they knew your beauty would shine, they'd lock you in and throw away the key divine."

"Has anyone told you that your kindness is contagious? Mind if I catch a bit more over dinner?"

"Remember when you told me you love gardening? Well, I just realized, our love could be a 'plant-onic' relationship."

I understand how you feel. Maybe we can start fresh and I can show you what real love feels like. Let's give it a shot!

Your smile shines brighter than the sun, how could I ever roast such a radiant one?

"You once mentioned you're into mysteries, but the biggest one I'm trying to solve is how to win your heart."

Unfortunately, no one can be told what The Matrix is. You'll have to see it for yourself in my bed.

"I see past your anger and mistrust, I believe I can make you smile. Let me try."

Haha, sounds like fun! I've been told I have a pretty good technique. Maybe you can judge for yourself sometime? 😉

"Hey Jasmine, who needs a magic carpet when I can show you a whole new world on my hoverboard?"

"In your eyes, my future lies, with you I'll always stay by your side."

"Basorexia, huh? Well, I'm no doctor, but I believe the best cure involves some lips... perhaps mine?"

"If I told you how stunning you are, would you believe me or think I’m lying in the best way?"

"Is your name Rehab? Because I've been told I need to spend more time with you."

"Is the law between us a crime? Because my heart’s guilty of wanting you all night long."

"If shutting up means I get to admire your beauty in silence, I might just have to obey."

"With that confidence, I bet you could make even a mirror blush – how about we reflect together sometime?"

"My plans include you, my heart's decree
Together forever, we'll always be."

"Like a sunset, your beauty leaves me in awe, promise you'll remember me, it's all I implore."

Wow, sounds like you’ve got quite the admirer! Beauty and brains are a winning combo; I’d love to hear more about his compliments!

"I might be a red flag, but with you, I'm ready to wave white and surrender to your beauty."

"Has anyone ever told you that your smile could give the sunrise a run for its money?"

"Are you a Krabby Patty? Because spending time with you is the best part of my day."

"I bet I can make you laugh even more than Spongebob does!"

"So you haven't had a cat? Well, would it help if I told you that my love for you is purr-fectly sincere?"

"Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams of a loving wife."

"You light up my day brighter than a Bikini Bottom jellyfish, just like SpongeBob does for you."

"With your beauty, I thought 'cute' was my middle name. How about we explore our mutual adorables over dinner?"

"Your mom was right about you being a 9 out of 10, but in my eyes, you're definitely a 10."

Can I follow you? Because my friends told me to follow my dreams, and you're in them.

"Your laughter is my favorite song; it's a melody that tells me, you and I are the perfect harmony."

"Going to the shop? Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams."

Let's solve the puzzle of life together, because with you, everything seems easier and brighter.

"Is it hot in here or is it just the way you're looking at me?"

"In your eyes I see a song, a melody so sweet; don't you know darling, it's with me you're meant to meet?"

"I may not be a teacher, but I'd love to give you a lesson on how good you'd look in every fabric, not just jeans."

"Has anyone ever told you that your beauty could outshine every star in the sky?"

"Well, I'm always up for adventure! Let's see who raises the white flag first."

"Are you a galaxy? Because your personality has an irresistible gravitational pull that keeps drawing me in."

"I was wondering why the stars looked dim tonight, then I realized all their light is in your eyes."

"Has anyone ever told you that your cute smile51 could outshine the brightest stars?"

"You may believe your face is hideous, but to me, it's a masterpiece I'd never tire of gazing at."

"Has anyone ever told you that your smile outshines even the most dazzling luminaire, Ian Jackson?"

"You have a taste for Mexican flavor? Lucky for you, I'm the whole menu."

"Waking up today, you were my first thought; seeing you now, it's like my dream came true."

"You know, I've been told absence makes the heart grow fonder, but can we test that theory tonight?"

"I may not keep up with an Eastern European, but I'll certainly enjoy trying. Bring on the friendly competition!"

Well, I appreciate honesty. Let's keep it real and see where this takes us. What's your idea of a perfect date?

"Is it okay that when I woke up today, my first thought was how incredible your smile would look in the morning light?"

Hey baby, are you a medical professional?

Because I've had an e**... for over four hours and I was told to contact you.

"Four heroines bold, a sight to behold, breaking the mold. Your bravery has my heart sold, a tale to be told."

"Challenge accepted! But we might need a referee, how about we settle this over a friendly coffee instead?"

"You value my efforts, but what if I told you my greatest effort is trying to make you smile?"

"Haha, watch out! I've been told I have a pretty good counter-bite."

Let's paint the town with colors bold, a block party where stories are told. Your charm shines bright, I'm sold.

Sweet talk, huh? I once told a girl she was sweeter than a marshmallow dipped in honey. It didn't end well. 😂

If life gives you lemons, I must be a lemon too because I find you sour-ly irresistible.

Did you invent a turbocharged backpack too, because you're giving me major Johnny Test vibes.

"A challenge accepted with a smile. But remember, it's about enjoying the company, not out-drinking it!"

It's important to prioritize your own happiness too. Don't lose sight of what makes you tick while waiting for someone else.

"I may not be Johnny Test, but I guarantee I can ace the test of winning your heart."

"Oh, waking up next to me? Careful there, I've been told I'm quite irresistible in the morning. 😘"

"Well, I love a woman who's not afraid of a challenge. Consider your European drinking skills officially admired and accepted!"

"Stars in the sky, they twinkle so high, your beauty's halal, can I be your guy?"

"Having a contest with an Eastern European drinker? Sounds like a fun and unforgettable night!"

If you're the destination, darling, I'll never stray. My future's with you, come what may.

"Your rosy cheeks, your red lips so sweet, in my wildest dreams is where we meet."

"Hearing about your basorexia, I can't help but offer my lips for treatment. What do you say, doctor's orders?"