110 What To Say To Pick Up lines And Rizz

Lets just say

We could have kiss and still be social distanced

I would say that I'm falling for you

But you already fell out of heaven for me

Hey girl, you are like earth.

Some people might say you're flat, but deep down we all know you have amazing curves.

If I had the choice between breathing or loving you

I'd say I love you with my last breath

My name is I love you

Now say my name

Imagine you and I are in a grocery store.

We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless.

After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes."

10 bucks says you got the best tasting booty

People say love is a strange thing

Maybe we are strangers who want strange things.

I’d say you’re beautiful but...

Beauty is on the inside and I haven’t been inside of you yet

They say happiness starts with H

But for me it starts with U

Roses are red, cacti are thorny

When I’m around you, you make me very… HAPPY. I guess what I’m trying to say is aloe you very much

Let's say we turn this lil spark we have here into a fire back at my place;

I'll bring the wood

Hey! I’m an amateur fortune teller! Can I give you a free palm reading?

Ohhh... Says here on your love line that you’re thinking about going on a date with a ridiculous guy who may or may not be good at reading palms.

Do you have an ugly boyfriend?

(Assuming she says no)

Do you want one?

If I ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as your answer to this question?

It's a paradox, whatever she says it's always yes to the date

The password is 69420

She says: password for what?

"That's the password to the wifi for when you stay at my place tonight"

Hey girl, are you my memory problems?

Because...f**..., I can't remember what I was gonna say. This happens all the god damn time. f**..., man. Why can't I- no! Just wait! I can remember it, okay? I just need to think. Please! I need this! I just want to be able to remember one little freaking thing. I'm sick of forgetting everything, okay? I feel like an idiot every time this happens, it makes me feel bloody worthless, I just want to- oh, right! Hey girl, are you my memory problems? 'Cause I forgot who you are and why I'm talking to you. Great, that's just great.

What to say when a flirty chat becomes dead for 2 days?

You guys have ideas for good things to say after a flirty chat with a girl is dead for a few says.

Hope you kings can help a brother out

Did it hurt? When you fell?

And when they say 'fRoM hEaVeN?'
Say:- no when you fell from the vending machine
Cuz you a snack

What are some things you say to yourself so that you keep a positive mindset?

What are you gonna be for halloween?

Or/do u wanna be my gf?
if she says no u can always save it by saying ‘is it not scary enough for u?’

Stand next to the person and say:

If you were a pirate, would your parrot sit on this (put your hand on the person's nearest shoulder) or on this shoulder? (Now put your arm around this person)

Me: would you say that you're a bathroom singer?

Person: *yes*

Me: Can I come to one of your concerts then?

What do you say I pop a wigwam and invite you over? I’d love to pass the peace pipe with you!

Look into my compound eyes and say you'll eat our young.

You're the most beautiful girl I've ever seen, and I'm not just saying it, I'm super saiyan it

Some say I'm rough, but I say I'm just a little Vekoma.

If I were to meet temari I would say did u just use a wind attack?

Because it completely blew me away!

I wrote you a poem

I wrote you a poem to tell you you’re cute

And you look mighty fine in a swim suit

Some would say you’re too hot for me

But I think we are meant to be.

Now coming to the end, may i ask for the snap?

Because that face id love to kiss

Hey I thought I should tell you what people are saying behind your back .

Nice butt.

Lets just say I like to Package your Derivatives.

Can I take you out for drinks? Say, 9 a.m. in my office tomorrow?

I'd love to say a prayer before a meal with you sometime. How's Saturday at 7?

You know what they say, a Walt in the streets means a Heisenberg in the sheets.

I'd like to say hello to her kitty.

What can I say? You got me at homicide.

You know what they say about a man with a large belt buckle...

They say the eyes are the mirror to the soul. You must have one beautiful soul.

Al Gore says the planet has a fever but the only thing burning up around here is you.

When you walked in my jaw hit the floor...so I picked it up and lurched over here to say hi.

You work out really hard. Are you training for anything? I thought I'd come say hi. I couldn't do the workouts you do.

I'm a T-Rex, and let's just say that the length I lack in my arms is made up for somewhere else ...

Are you single?

Her : Yes (Only works if they say yes)
You : Wow, I'm in the same boat. Wanna go to the other boat?

Just say the complicated parts in Latin.

That's what we do.

When I get done with you girl, you'll be saying "Wow Kahn".

So you're saying your pipette is fully functional.

I don't rate the iPhone. The touchscreen buttons are too small. But you know what they say about guys with big fingers.

Science is a lie...

They say the sun is the hottest thing in our universe, but obviously it's you

You know how they say bats can see in the dark?

Well, you should see what THIS bat can do in the dark!

What's a witty response after a girl tells you thank you, when you tell her that shes pretty? I always hit a wall at that point and say something dumb 🤦‍️🤦‍️

You're so pretty!
Aw, thank you :)
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They say 68% of new born babies will be Virgos this year. Wanna make that 69?

Say, does the cloak match the tabard?

Hey, Baby, whaddya say we go over to my place and watch a little Spongebob?

What do you say we get the flock out of here?

So this guy says he hates hockey players because they have no tact and are easily distracted, so I...Hey! Babe! Wanna do the nasty?

Do you want to touch me so my friends can say that an angel has touched me?

I just shot you with the DMR, now you have to say yes.

If a cat were to describe you... He would say you're purrrrfect.

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, which doesn't say much for you.

The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry," how about dinner?

I am not saying your parents are form Al Qaeda

But they definately know how to make a bomb

They say working in the EU is like being in a cage. Were you ever tempted by a golden handcuff?

They say Thor is the only one who can wield his hammer, well you are the only one who can have my heart.

They say the tongue is a muscle. mine needs a workout. you wanna be my trainer?

Don’t wake me up.

And you give them a moment to see if they get it. Otherwise you say “because I must be dreaming if you’re here.”

They say kissing is the language of love.

Do you mind starting a conversation with me?

You could say I'm pretty reckless. The only law I live by is Ohm's.