96 Vegan Pick Up lines And Rizz

Here are 96 vegan pick up lines for her and flirty vegan rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about vegan that are smooth and cute, best working Tinder openers and Hinge openers with vegan rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny vegan pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty vegan joke for a great chat response.

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A good Vegan pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

I am a vegan but I willing to make an exception.

Will you let me eat your meat?
I hope you aren't vegan

Because I want you to taste this meat
I was a vegan till I met you

Then all of a sudden I had butterflies in my stomach.
Hey are you vegan?

Cuz i think you’re lacking vitamin me ;)
You’re so crafty!

Are you an artisan vegan pudding maker?
Your daddy must have been a vegan baker, because you're a croissant.

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Short and cute vegan pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about vegan are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Is that a carrot in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

If u were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber.

Want to come back to my place & listen to The Smiths?

You’d make for a delicious vegan alternative to meat.

You can swallow. It's organic cause I'm a vegan.

Hey there, I bought you some fair trade, organic, vegan chocolate.

Wanna press my tofu?

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I've heard that I taste like nooch--wanna confirm?

You’re not a vegan, are you?

Because I’d love to meat you.

I bought some new hemp sheets, wanna try them out?

Hey baby, wanna come over and scramble my tofu?

If you’re not getting enough protein, I can certainly help.

Are you a fresh organic apple? Because I just picked you...

I may not eat animal products, but that doesn't mean I can't swallow.

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Funny vegan Tinder openers

Try using funny and charming Vegan conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Hinge and chat.

Hey, babe, how about some of this late summer veggie gazpacho?

So which of the two vegan restaurants owned by community members should we go out to?

Meat is m**..., but meat's gonna make you scream.

You may be vegan, but I know you want my meat.

The seat of my vintage moped that runs on bio fuel is vegan leather.

"Is your body a masterpiece? Because your vegan glow is stealing the show off Broadway."

"You're like a mixed media art piece, beautifully complex, and modeling a physique that's simply impeccable."

"Is your heart made of tofu? Because I can't help but soy in love with your compassion and taste."

"Are you a vegan sushi roll? Because my heart is soy into you."

"Did it hurt when you fell from the vegan supermarket, right into my tempura-loving heart?"

You’re a vegan? Let me toss a salad for you.

"Are you a vegan sushi roll? Because you're packed with all-natural beauty that's hard to resist."

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Clever vegan Pickup Lines and Hinge openers

Using good and clever Vegan hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

"Are you a vegetable roll? Because I can't imagine my sushi platter, or my life, without you!"

Forget the vegan jerky; I'll do some primal stripping for you any day.

Can I tell you a pick up line? I promise it won’t be cheesy

"Are you a vegan sushi roll? Because my heart is soy into you, it's un-bowl-ievable!"

Is that Tofurky Jerky in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

I'll give you a reason to try milk again.

"Are you a sushi roll? Because even though you're vegan, I'm soy into you."

"Are you a vegan sushi roll? Because every time I see you, my heart says Soy in-love!"

"Excuse me, but is your heart made of tofu? Because I feel like a vegan stuck in a sushi shop."

I cannot be vegan

Cause I wanna eat your meat.

"Well Chelsea, if you were a drink, I'd say you're 100% organic and vegan - too good to be true but maybe hard to swallow!"

"You must be avocado in my sushi roll, because when you're around, I know everything is better and healthier!"

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Smooth vegan Rizz Lines To Get Her Number

Using these smooth Vegan pickup lines make her give you her number.

I bet you could really go for a hot veggie dog right about now.

"Are you avocado in my vegan sushi? You've got me on a roll, and I can't seem to keep m-iso-lf away!"

I wish you were Vegan

So we could go Beyond Meat

Hey baby, let's get coffee and vegan donuts.

You're one hot tomato... Want to see my zucchini?

Hey handsome, if you were a tree, I'd turn vegan...
Because your bark is worth every bite ;)

I'm a vegan...

I'm a vegan, but for a meat like you,
I would make an exception.

I hope your aren’t a vegan

Because I want to put some meat in you

I’m willing to give up meat — but I’d never give up you.

Wanna come up and see my Vitamix?

Wanna go to the grocery store and read labels?

What’s your favorite thing to do with agave nectar?

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Flirty vegan Pickup Lines To Use on Guys

These flirty Vegan pick up lines are made to get him interested.

Would you like some organic roasted root vegetables to go with that non-dairy fair trade shake?

Ya wanna mix vitamins?

You are a vegetarian? Let me toss a salad for you.

You’re a hot chick…pea eater.

Your organic cotton t-shirt looks really soft. Can I feel it?

Your organic shirt looks great on you, can I touch it?

Yous is the only meat I will ever put in my body.

Can I cover you in agave nectar?

Baby, you marinate my tempeh.

Do you like my new skirt? I love pleather but it makes me all hot and sweaty.

Baby, you have the passion and figure of a Vegan.

If I said you had the body of an all-natural, organic-living, animal-loving, environment-nurturing, whale-saving kiss machine, would you hold it against me? Please?

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Do you have a very good second? I’m trying to decide if I wish to keep these new h**... linens, but I need an additional opinion.

I’d turn vegan for you.

Baby, you have the passion of a vegan as well as figure of a vegetarian.

Even though I'm a vegetarian, I still need my daily dose of meat and protein darling.

Hey baby, can I milk your soybeans?

How do you get your protein?

How do you like your eggs, substituted or fertilized?

I am sure we could both reach the big O in no time. Organic that is.

I have veganaise in the fridge at my place.

I know all the E-numbers.

I may be a vegan, but I want your meat.

I want you to stuff me like a tofurkey.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Vegan love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on dating sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Vegan openers to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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