74 American Football Pick Up lines And Rizz

At Wide Receiver: Is his name Google, cause he's got everything I'm searching for.

I would definitely like to kick off something new with you.

I've never made an incomplete pass, and I hope you won't be my first.

Are you an eligible receiver... of my phone number?

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I know I see! So how about we talk about what kind of season Jake Locker will have this year with the Titans?

At Kicker: Whoever said Disney was the happiest place on earth hasn't been in his pants.

I'd love to touchdown in your end zone.

At Running Back: Call me an archaeologist. Because he's got a large bone I want to examine.

At Running Back: Is his face on the McDonalds menu? Cause I'm lovin it.

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me? You know, speaking of smiles, they say Chris Johnson has the best one in the NFL!

Do you have a map? I seem to have gotten lost in your eyes. You know, the kind of look Eli Manning has on the field after an interception?

Do you play football? Because you've got a tight end.

Do you prefer two hand touch or full contact?

Don't worry, handballs are allowed on my pitch. 

Ever wanted to see Metropolis from the air? I could show you since you know, Cam Newton isn't the only Superman in town!

Excuse me, I am a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together? I wanted to talk about your favorite stadium, mine being Lambeau Field.

I hear your thirsty? Well I've got a six pack right here!

I like your Patriots jersey, but I bet it'd look even better on my bedroom floor.

I specialise in scoring screamers.

I think you're a keeper. 

I want to ride you until your legs give out.

I wish you were on the football team because I'd love to see your backfield in motion.

I'd like to get inside your penalty box.

I'm doing a survey. What's your name, your number, and are you free this Sunday? I was hoping we could see yet another Tom Brady game-winning drive!

I'm sending you off for improper conduct. 

I'm the biggest lady-killer in Buffalo since O.J. Simpson.

I've proven to a lot of peole that size doesn't matter. Tonight it's your turn.

You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life. Just like the entire city of Cleveland felt after the Browns drafted Johnny Manziel.

If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have nothing but five whole cents. Don't you think Adrian Peterson is the best running back playing today?

If I had a star for every time you made me smile, I'd have a whole galaxy in the palm of my hand. It's like locking Ray Lewis in a room with every quarterback of the NFL after having missed lunch due to practice.

If you were a pair of Nike sneakers id be in and outta you all day.

Instead of zone defense, can we try some man-to-woman coverage tonight?

Know what's on the menu? Me-n-u. I just wanted to know if you enjoy playing Madden NFL 25 on Playstation 4 because if so, we could be teammates.

Life without you would be like a broken pencil, pointless. Just like every single time the Cincinnati Bengals are in the NFL Playoffs with Andy Dalton under center.

Okay, you can stand next to me, as long as you don't talk about it. Kind of like the reaction to a Tony Romo interception to end any and all playoff hopes for the Cowboys.

Not red, not yellow, you're my wild card.

I'm the best at kiss with girls in the whole NFL.

Something is wrong with my cell phone because you're not in it. If I can get your number, we could talk about how many touchdown passes you think Drew Brees will throw for this upcoming season.

Starting Defense: Beww BEWWW Beww.That's the sound of the ambulance coming to pick me up because when I saw them my heart stopped.

Wanna be my receiver tonight?

Want to warm my bench? 

You must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all night. It's like I'm watching Emmitt Smith all over again!

You should be wearing a jersey so i dont have to ask for your name or number

You're likely to go to prison for being such a good thief, because you stole my heart from across the room! You're just like Richard Sherman and his ability to steal footballs in the air and run them back for touchdowns.

You've got a great end zone.

You've intercepted my heart.

Baby, I always go to extra time. 

I Want to Put a Ring Bigger Than One of Nick Saban's on Your Finger

Your Hands Are Softer Than Calvin Johnson's

I'd Love to See Your Backfield in Motion

I'd use a Packer's line right now, but it's just too cheesy.

You're so hot, I'd let you p**... my defense.

I See You Heart Is Going Back to Pass...Interception!

Can I get your jersey? (What?) You know your name and number.

Consider this your two-minute warning... before I kiss you.

I'm going to go for two after I score.

How about we kick off a new relationship tonight?

Do you want to experience the Hand of God? 

You'll be the quickest hat-trick I've scored. 

Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I found the woman of my dreams. Think about the incredible conversations we could have about whether or not Peyton Manning is the greatest quarterback of all time!