110 Banana Pick Up lines And Rizz

Is that a banana in my pocket or am I just a hermaphrodite?

Would you like a banana to go with those splits?

Hey do you want to make like a banana and split... The check.

Babe, if you are a banana you would never get lonely. Because we will hang out in bunches.

Hey babe, what's your favorite position? Mine's long A. - Mine is banana - mine's lower dark - Mine is Secret. Wait...

Girl I hope you like bananas, because you just made my carrot grew in my pants.

Do you have some bananas? Because you give me all the peels.

Babe, I got a banana that will make you go Ooh Ooh Ah Ah tonight.

Babe, are you a doctor. My banana isn't peeling well.

Baby I badly wanted to be the drizzle to your banana and strawberries.

You must be the one for me because you make me peel good.

Want some bananas? Because girl I got some very good peelings about you.

Girl, grab the banana before it gets soft.

I may look tough, but I promise I’m all mushy on the inside.

Well that’s bananas! I most definitely saw you in my dreams!

Do you know that you are a banana? Because I find you a peeling.

Do you want to play fruits tonight? I will pop your cherry with my banana.

I’m like a banana, fancy getting under my skin?

What do you say we go back to my place and get you to eat a banana?

Girl, you will never eat another banana. Because I will never split on you.

Hey girl, do you like bananas?

Because I find you very ap-peeling. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

What do you think my banana will say to you? Nothing, my banana can't talk!

I'd take that cackhanded banana-bender on a walkabout.

Hey girl, I don’t know much about baking pies...

But you make my banana cream.

I like you a whole bunch (hold up a bunch of bananas).

Hun, you put the “ass” in potassium, I could eat you all day.

For women to men: are you a monkey? 'Cause I'd love to peel your banana

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I am a banana, I might look large and fruity, but I am a demon in bed.

Babe are you a banana, because I want to peel you and eat you out.

Is it true that you are a banana since you’re awesome at the splits?

Do you bake? I'd like to fill your pie with my banana cream.

Do you know the different between me and a banana? Banana slips out of its peels, mine will slip right in yours.

Girl did you just eat a banana and throw it? Because you made me fall for you.

You’re amazing, let’s never split!

You are like a banana to me, because I peel you in my heart.

"Yotam Shayo, are you a monkey? Because bananas aren't the only thing that's driving me crazy about you."

"Just like monkeys love red fruit, I can't help but go bananas over your loyalty and vibrant personality!"

"Are you a monkey? Because your cuteness is driving me bananas; it’s surely not just monkey business!"

What’s the best thing to put in a banana cream pie? Your teeth!

"I must be a capuchin monkey because I'm totally bananas for you, girl."

Hey girl, are you a carpenter? Because you just made a banana stand out of my wood.

Are you ripe? I should go for you tonight.

Babe, I got a banana dressed up as a cucumber in my pants. Ready for action.

"Are you a magician Ananya? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears in the banana-ya."

"You must be my banana pancake because you're sweet, stacked, and making my mornings incredibly delightful."

"Just like a banana peel, your beauty is real, it slips into my heart and makes it rapidly reel."

"I made banana pancakes, but they're missing something sweet... How about adding your lips as the cherry on top?"

Want to play fruity? In this game I will pop up your cherry with my banana.

You must be the top banana here.

"Every time I see you, I go bananas - just like how you do over your favorite fruit, darling."

"Your smile is even sweeter than these banana pancakes. How about we turn breakfast into an all-day event?"

"Just like these banana pancakes, our chemistry could be another recipe for perfection."

Care for a feel of my banana? It has great curves in all the right places.

Are you a banana peel?

Because I've accidentally slipped into your dms

"Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peel-ing and can't help but go bananas over you."

"Indeed, I'm a 'peeling' mystery like a banana. Do you fancy an adventurous journey of discovery?"

"Is your name Banana? Because you have great appeal that makes me slip head over heels for you."

Hey girl, are you a banana?

'Cause you look very a-peeling.

"Excuse me, but is that a monkey chasing you, or is your beauty simply driving me bananas?"

"Is your name Banana? Because you're un-peel-ievably appealing and I can't seem to split away from you!"

"Are you a banana, Annah? Cause I find you a-peeling and it's driving me bananas!"

"Like the perfect banana pancake, your beauty flips my world upside down and leaves me wanting more."

If I drop a banana peel in front of you...

Would you fall for me?

"Did you make these banana pancakes? Because they're as sweet and delectably irresistible as you."

"Just like my special banana pancakes, you're irresistibly delicious and I can't get enough."

"I made banana pancakes this morning, but they weren't half as appealing as your smile."

"Is your name Pancake? Because I find myself going bananas over the thought of starting my day with you."