55 Potato Pick Up lines And Rizz

Use the best pick up lines with potato. Get the cheesy & funny potato related pick up lines to help you. Include the pickuplines that relate to potato chips, French fries, mashed potatoes, and more. You might also like our corn pick up lines.

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A good Potato pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Hey, are you a potato?

Because I wanna mash, add some milk then watch over you and keep you warm for hours
Man, I’d think you have to be a pre-famine 1700s Irish farmer with well fertilised, well-drained land that’s rich will organic matter...

But that bulge is too big to be a prize winning potato
If i was a potato, would you be my cheesy?
Would you like me to assign someone to gravy your mashed potatoes?
Me man. You woman. Man hungry. Want potatoes.
I'd fingerling your roasted potatoes.

Here are 55 potato pick up lines for her and flirty potato rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Hinge and eleveate your potato rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny potato pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty potato joke for a great chat response.

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Short and cute potato pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about potato are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

You can mash my potatoes anytime.

Girl, be my Ms. Potato and I'll smash your and pour milk all over you.

If you were mashed potatoes I would value you more than the rest of the food on my plate and refuse to share.

Are you a potato?

Because I’m tryna mash

If you were a potato

You'd be a hot potato.

"Oh, it's cold there? You should try my patented 'jacket potato' method - you curl up in a blanket, pretending you're a cozy spud."

"Are you a potato? Because I find you a-peeling and could just eat you up!"

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Cheesy potato Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

"Are you a potato? Because I find you a-peeling and impossible to resist."

"Like a potato, you've got all the right curves and are deliciously irresistible, making me always want more."

"You like fries, right? Well, I might not be a potato, but I promise I'm still a-peeling."

If you were a potato

You were definitely a sweat potato

You are a fine potato. And I am going to fry your brain out tonight.

Girl, are you a baked potato?

Because I'd like you as a side

"Is your smile as spicy as chilli potato? Because girl, you're setting my heart on fire."

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Funny potato Tinder openers

Try using funny and charming Potato conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Hinge and chat.

"I appreciate it! Just started my rehab exercises: binge-watching sitcoms and practicing the art of couch-potatoing."

"Can I be your fry? Because without a potato like you, my life would just be unseasoned!"

HEY GIRL - ARE YOU A POTATOE?

Cause im bouta smash you.

"Are you a chilli potato? Because you're hot, irresistible and I crave your sizzling company."

"Are you a potato? Because I find you a-peeling and wouldn't mind getting my hands dirty with you."

If you’re a couch potato

Can I be the couch?

"Do you like potatoes? Because I'm totally 'spud-tacular' when it comes to being your best friend!"

Girl, did you fall from heaven?

Cuz you're still buzzing, you smell like rust and potatoes, and radiation levels are spiking.

Hey girl, are you a potato?

Cause I'd like to 'pommes de terre' you up.

"Are you a potato? Because I find myself irresistibly attracted to your natural beauty and versatile charm."

If you were a potato

You would be a good potato

"Cannibalistic brain, huh? I always knew it was up to something. How about we feed it something better, like trivia on potato chip history?"

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Clever potato Pickup Lines and Hinge openers

Using good and clever Potato hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

"Are you a potato? Because I find you a-peeling and I can't resist my spud-den attraction for you!"

"Are you a potato? Because I can't help but imagine how irresistible you'd be all 'fried up' in my world."

"Are you using a potato to take pictures? Because I'm sure the real you is 'appeeling' than this!"

Hey girl are you a potato chip?

Because you're loud when I eat you out

"Call me a potato, because I've been waiting my whole life just to get mashed into your gravy."

Are you a potato?
Cause I wanna peel your skin and eat you

"I'm on a secret mission on Couch-potato Island, saving the world from a snack shortage! Pretty high stakes, isn't it?"

"Do you have a name or can I call you 'Spud-tacular'? Because, baby, you're the 'chip' off the old block!"

Are you a potato?

Cause i wanna get baked with you.

"Well, it's nice to know my brain's not the only thing that's into cannibalism. I mean, who can resist those yummy potato chips?"

Not to good

Hey babe are you a Mr potato head... Because I'm gonna give you extra parts

If you were a potato, we would sit on the couch and play video games.

While eating pizza. I'll pay unless you wanna split the cost.

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Smooth potato Rizz Lines To Get Her Number

Using these smooth Potato pickup lines make her give you her number.

Sasha: Are you a potato cause I will eat you up.

Guy to a girl: you look like a potato

Also guy: and i'm irish

If you were a potato, you'd be a sweet one.

I heard potatoes mate for life.

Let’s pretend you’re a potato salad and I’ll be a spoon. Can I dig in now?

You must be potato salad because you're making my mouth watery.

Are you an Idahoan? Because you are hoeing into my potato heart. (Idaho)

Tanta carnita sin papita (Colombia)
(So much meat without any potatoes.)

What do potatoes and I have in common? We both have eyes for you and we both want to hit the sack!

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Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Potato love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on dating sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Potato openers to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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