107 Caveman Pick Up lines And Rizz

Here are 107 caveman pick up lines for her and flirty caveman rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about caveman that are smooth and cute, best working Tinder openers and Hinge openers with caveman rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny caveman pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty caveman joke for a great chat response.

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A good Caveman pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

How'd you like to come clubbing with me?
Is fire starting still an attractive quality?
Do you wanna see my whooly Mammoth.
You're club is so large.
Is that a mammoth tusk in your fur loincloth, or are you just happy to see me?
Hey baby, you look like someone I could mate with to guarantee the longevity of the human race.

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You come to this cave often?

My Knuckles aren't the only things that drag on the floor.

Want me to drag you back to your cave or mine?

I invented the wheel. Want me to take you around town?

Come to my cave. I'd like to show you my wall-etchings.

Me man. You woman. Man hungry. Want potatoes.

You're the hottest thing since fire.

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No need discover fire when your beauty make all warm.

Hey. I'm the guy that discovered fire. Wanna come back to my cave.

I'll hunt, you gather.

Let’s have some tyrannosaurus s**....

Did I make you h**...? (Triceratops)

Hey i just killed a wholly mamouth. Wanna come an cook it up?

Are you checking out my fangs or should I walk by again? (sabretooth tiger)

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Hey wanna come over for some bbq whole mammoth?

You make fire? You hot. Me burn.

You are so club-worthy.

Is that sabertooth in l**... cloth or you just happy to see me.

Me teach you a new dance, the Bedrock and roll. It save Fred Flintstone's marriage after Barney did the Bamm-Bamm with Wilma in the gravel pit

Did you invent fire?

Cause you're a caveman

Baby, you're so hot we didn't need to discover fire.

club you on head and take back to cave.

I’d wish you’d stegosaurus the night.

I’m hornier than a styracosaurus.

I’m hung like an Apatosaurus.

is that a club under your felt or are you just happy to see me?

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Jurrassic-ing me back to your place? Okay!

Let's go make a cave baby of our own.

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Me Makey Your Bed Go BOOM BOOM! U Go Home With Me!

Me Tarzan, you Jane.

Me teach you a new dance, the Bedrock and roll. It save Fred Flinstone's marriage after Barney did the Bamm-Bamm with Wilma in the gravel pit

My love for you shines brighter than the meteor that’s heading right for us.

One ankylosaurus says to another, "Hey, you wanna go clubbin’".

I’m not a megalodon, but I’ve got a mega-long-d**....

Rub my wool? (Mammoth)

StegosaurME and StegosaurYou belong together do you get the message? (Stegosaurus)

That a new club in your loincloth or you happy to see me?

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This bone may not date to the Jurassic Period, but it’s still rock hard.

Ugg

Wanna see my woolly mammoth?

Wanna watch my dinasaur evolve?

Wanna yabba dabba do it?

Watch Out For That Thagomizer!

We no have wheels yet? You make my head spin round.

We should carbon date because our half-life would approach eternity.

What's your favorite move? Mine is LICK.

When I'm around you, I am in ice age. I am hoping this will break the ice...

Why don’t we mosey-osaur over to my place?

Why don’t you Triassic a little tenderness?

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These flirty Caveman pick up lines are made to get him interested.

You like clubbing? Really? Hey, look over there!

You are dino-mite!

You as hairy as a mammoth; and it really turning me on!

You bring out the caveman in me.

You can dig up my bone any day./It wouldn’t take much digging to get to my bone.

You could melt an iceman's heart.

You know what they say about a dinasour with long neck... (Apatosaurus)

You know what they say about a man with a large crest.

You know what they say about brachiosaurs: the neck’s not the only thing that’s disproportionately long.

You light me on fire; Stop it! Fire bad!

You make my head spin round and round like a wheel.

You make my heart fly like a Pterodactyl.

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You must be the La Brea tar pits, cuz I want to get my bone stuck in that.

You should come home with me, because I’ll make you dino-sore.

You smell good. Want some a these fresh crunchy green grasshoppers i just caught?

You're like my Sacrum. Without you I would probably fall apart.

You’re at the triceratops of my food chain.

You’re the tricera-tops

Your beauty is more striking than the preservation of Ötzi the Iceman!

Why go for the b-rachiosaurus, when you could go for the D-rachiosaurus.

Your cave or mine?

Are you an angel? Because I’m a dinosaur.

Are you an archaeologist? Because I have a bone you can exam.

Are you checking out my fangs or should I walk by again? (sabertooth tiger)

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Caveman love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on dating sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Caveman openers to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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