110 Zombie Pick Up lines And Rizz

Hey baby... you got any diseases? Want one?

You're so beautiful, I want to eat you brain and we can live together forever.

I've always rated brains over beaut.

I don't have a heart, but if my heart was still beating, it would be for you.

If I were a zombie baby, I'd eat you first.

If you were a walker falling down stairs, I'd be there to catch you.

When you walked in my jaw hit the floor...so I picked it up and lurched over here to say hi.

I'd come back for you.

If I still had lungs, you would totally take my breath away!

If I was still alive, your looks would stop my heart!

What's a nice corpse like you doing in a feeding frenzy like this?

If we were in a zombie apocalypse, i'd save you.

I know how to make you scream.

I can’t think of anyone else I’d rather survive the Zombie Holocaust with.

I can make you moan better than all these zombies.... If you know what I mean.

Hey girl if we were the only two people left alive after the zombie apocalypse I wouldn't be sad at all.

Now that you're dead, what are you gonna do with your life?

I was dead inside until I met you.

Is that a chunk of rotting flesh, or are you just happy to see me?

Are you a zombie? Because I will totally let you eat me.

Mmmm you look so tasty, I could eat you right up.

I want to drag you in the woods and eat you raw.

I was dying to meet you.

I would absolutley love to swap bodily fluids with you.

I am like a Zombie, I will kiss down your door and eat you out.

Rigor mortis, know what I mean?

Its a good thing I'm a Zombie, because you're drop dead gorgeous.

Your brains are so sexy.

You look like a lady with great taste. Mind if I check?

Do you believe in love at first bite?

You're like a bag of M&Ms, i start eating you and i just cant stop.

You have a beautiful heart. Hopefully it's just as tasty.

Hey baby, I only have one eye and it's for you.

I like being on top of things and you're one of them.

Are your legs tired? 'Cause you've been running away from me all day.

Come over tonight so I can eat you out.

Is that your spine sticking out of your stomach or are you just happy to see me?

I'm gonna be your zombie boyfriend.

Your place or mine? I'll start with head at my place, tail at yours.

Dead or alive you are coming with me!

You give me a ressurection.

Baby, it would be a grave mistake not to go out with me.

You're dead sexy!

If Chivalry is dead than I must be a zombie.

The zombies won't be the only thing moaning all night.

You want me to prove that I'm not a zombie? Well, your brain is pretty much the only part of you I'm not interested in.

Here miss, let me give you a hand.

You’re the kind of person I can see myself surviving a zombie apocalypse with.

I love a good piece of rare meat and you are looking pretty succulent.

Did you fall from heaven? 'Cause you're looking delicious.

I'd give an arm and a leg just to spend one night with you.

Woman, prepare to be consumed lustfully.

Are you an academic? Because I'd like to pick your brain.

We've been dating a while, so I'd like you to come over and eat my parents.

Are you a zombie? Cause you make my heart race.

You're so smart. I love a girl with brains.

Where have you been all my unlife?

Is that your insides? Or are you just happy to see me?

We must be right for each other cause you can't keep me off your mind...

Do you work for Umbrella Corp? Because you have turned me into a mindless zombie wanting your flesh.

Hey, girl I like your face. It looks good enough to eat.

What’s your Zombie Survival Plan and How can I become A part of it?

Roses are red, zombies are green

It’s not a horror movie, but I’ll make you scream

Make my day better by giving me your brain. Cuz i'm hungry and I will love you forever.

Excuse me, miss, while I pick up my jaw.

Can I put this guys arm around you?

You know, I'd love to steal your heart.