96 Clock Pick Up lines And Rizz

Want to pick up that hot girl or hot guy with a well timed clock pick up line? This list of clock related pick up lines will do the trick for you. These pick up lines with clocks include different themes and puns about the word “clock”. Use these pick up lines related to clock for the perfect timing to land on the hot ones. Easily copy & paste the best pickup lines now!

Best Working Clock Rizz

A good Clock pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

What’s the difference between you and an alarm clock?

I’d enjoy waking up to you
Hey girl, are you the sales assistant supervising the self-checkout at Asda when I'm trying to purchase alcohol at eight o'clock in the morning?

Because I desperately need your approval.
Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.
Baby, you over clock my processor.
Are you the clock in my math class

Cuz I cant stop lookin at you
Hey baby, are you my alarm clock?

Because I wanna smash you against the wall at 5 AM

Here are 96 clock pick up lines for her and flirty clock rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Hinge and eleveate your clock rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny clock pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty clock joke for a great chat response.

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Short and cute clock pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about clock are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

I’ve got an alarm clock that makes the best sound in the morning.

Would you like to come and hear it?

You’re a piece of trash

As someone who cares deeply about the environment I am obligated to pick you up.

How does 7 o’clock sound?

Girl, let's guac’ed around the clock.

We don't need a chess clock baby, I'll give you all the time in the world to make your move.

"You're like a perfect clock, always on time, and I can't help but want to sync my heart to your rhythm."

"Is your body clock ticking? Because mine is, and it's set to 'forever' with a side of beautiful babies."

"Is it really New Year's Day, or did the clocks reset just to match the rhythm of your heart?"

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Cheesy clock Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

"Do you sleep with an alarm clock? Because the moment you wake up, my heart starts ticking."

"Do you have an alarm clock? Because whenever I see you, my heart just won't stop ticking."

"You must be the second hand on a clock, because every moment spent with you feels precious."

"Good morning! I'm splendid, thanks for asking. How's your day treating you so far? Enjoying your coffee or still fighting with the alarm clock?"

"In the realm of Roblox, your beauty is unmatched, it stops my heart's clocks, in your charm I'm truly latched."

At home it is always sweet o’ clock. Want to come with me?

"The moment you leave, time loses its charm. Can't wait to have the handsomest clock back, ticking seductively in my life."

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Funny clock Tinder openers

Try using funny and charming Clock conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Hinge and chat.

"Morning! Your sweet words are better than any alarm clock. Here's to hoping the future holds shared early mornings."

Hey girl are you a wall clock

Cause everytime I see you I wanna hold your hands and make time stop.

"Is your biological clock ticking? Because I'm ready to shift the hands and infuse a heartbeat into our love tale."

"As the clock strikes midnight, in the New Year's glow, your beauty outshines any firework show."

"Just like Ticci Toby's obsession with clocks, I am uncontrollably drawn to your hypnotic charm."

"Are you Cinderella? Because I can't wait to take control after the clock strikes midnight."

Hey Girl, are you an alarm clock?

Cause I’d like to wake up with you

You made my heart skip a clock cycle.

"Darling, even the clock behind you is jealous because it can't turn back time to when we first met."

"You must be a magician because every time I look at your picture, all I see is timeless beauty."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears... and suddenly it's fun o'clock!"

"My heart, like a clock, ticks for you, in every wait, your beauty it accrues."

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Clever clock Pickup Lines and Hinge openers

Using good and clever Clock hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

"Ah, morning. That moment when your bed feels like a cloud and your alarm clock, the thunderstorm. How's it treating you today?"

"Just like a clock, you're always on time to make my heart skip a beat."

"Good morning, are you an alarm clock? Because you've just turned my snooze button into 'fall in love' mode."

"Well, Sally, looks like our internal clocks are totally out of sync! But hey, it keeps life interesting, doesn't it?"

"Are you a clock? Because when I look at you, time stops and my heart beats faster."

What's the difference between you and an alarm clock?
I don't mind when I'm in bed and you go off next to me.

"Can I be your alarm clock? Because I'd love to be the reason you smile first thing in the morning."

"Are you a clock? Because every time I look at you, it feels like time just stops."

"How about we skip the alarm clock tomorrow and wake up to breakfast in bed together instead, beautiful?"

"Are you a clock? Because you're always on my mind, ticking away with every passing second."

Hey girl, are you the clock at my work?

Cause time stops when I look at you

"You must be the ideal mother figure, because every time I see you, baby, my biological clock starts ticking faster."

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Smooth clock Rizz Lines To Get Her Number

Using these smooth Clock pickup lines make her give you her number.

"Are you my late-night reverie? With every tick of the clock, you become more irresistibly enticing."

"Can I borrow a moment of your time? It seems that your laughter has clocked my world."

Are you a alarm clock?

Cause I wanna hit that in the morning

"Your absence would make any clock tick slower, can I count on you to come back soon and speed things up?"

"Excuse me, miss, but could you help me with the time? Because when I saw you, I lost track of it."

"Are you my alarm clock? Because I'd love to be woken up by your smile every morning."

"Are you my alarm clock? Because I want to wake up to your smile every day."

Are you an alarm clock?

Because I’d like to wake up to you every morning.

"Lost my alarm clock, mind waking me up every day? Because a morning without you is a snoozed opportunity."

"Roses are red, your outfit's black, if beauty were time, you'd be an eternal tick-tock on my heart's clock."

"Are you an overtime shift? Because I can't seem to get you out of my mind, even after clocking out."

This one is a little more elaborate

You go up to the girl and tell her:
'Hey, I've got this magic clock, it tells me if people are wearing underwear. Right now it tells me that you are not wearing any underwear'

she: 'But I am'

you:'Damn the clock's five minutes ahead of time'

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Flirty clock Pickup Lines To Use on Guys

These flirty Clock pick up lines are made to get him interested.

"Are you a clock? Because every minute spent with you feels like an hour of pure bliss."

"No extra shifts in the world can stop me from clocking in my time to admire you."

Hey boy, are you a grandfather's clock?

Cuz I'd love to take your pendulum around for a swing!

"Ever noticed how time speeds up when you're around? Guess you're too hot for even the clock to handle."

"I might not be a clock, but I promise to make every second count when I'm with you."

"Morning, afternoon, who's keeping track? As long as we're sharing laughs, the clock doesn't matter!"

"As the clock strikes midnight, your beauty outshines every New Year's light."

"Darling, alarm clocks become music to my ears if it means waking up to your radiant beauty."

"Darling, my schedule is as open as your beauty is endless. How about a round-the-clock flirtation?"

"Do you know you're my alarm clock? Cause waking up without thoughts of you is absolutely impossible."

"Excuse me, but the clock behind you just confirmed it - It's the perfect time for us to meet."

Are you an alarm clock?

Because I want to push your buttons until you finally give up.

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Cringe clock Pickup Lines For Your Girlfriend

"I might not be your alarm clock, but I'd still love to wake up next to you every morning."

"Are you a clock? Because you've been ticking away in my mind through every second of my work day."

"Are you a clock? Because spending 8 hours with you feels like just a second."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at my watch, it's always 'I've-been-waiting-for-you o'clock!"

"Are you a clock? Because you have the power to stop time just with your beautiful smile."

"I'm about to clock in, but can't start my day without stealing a smile from the most gorgeous girl here."

Are you an alarm clock?

Cause your the reason i get up every day.

"Are you my overtime? Because even though work is over, I can't help but clock in more hours with you."

"As I wait, every tick of the clock just reminds me how captivating your smile can make time stand still."

"The clock's ticking, beauty, but every moment waiting for you feels like a divine interlude."

"Do you have a name or can I call you 'Morning Sunshine', because you just turned my alarm clock into a heart rate monitor?"

Are you a clock?

Cause I’d like to stare at you for hours

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Clock love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on dating sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Clock openers to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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