110 Hour Pick Up lines And Rizz

Hey, are you a potato?

Because I wanna mash, add some milk then watch over you and keep you warm for hours

Excuse me, how many hours of sleep do you get at night? 20?

I'm trying to figure out how much beauty sleep one needs to look that good

Roses are red, Lemons are sour...

Spread your legs and give me an hour

Are you the LoTR?

Cause I spent over nine hours watching you last weekend

Are you a good video game?

Cause I'll do you for hours and still won't get bored

- Day 111

Are you a round of golf? Because I'd do you for four hours.

How vegan are you again? oh I can be advised about nutrition for hours.

I'm on my fourth hour so let's get this done so you can get me to the emergency room.

I'll see you at 2400 hours.

I’ve had a crush on you for two hours.

So do you want to go climbing for a couple of hours and then screw?

I want to pound you like I pound the asphalt: For hours until it hurts.

My tractor only has 2000 hours.

(This a transformers related one)

Are you the matrix of leadership ? Cuz every time you say hi, you light up my darkest hour.

I hope you put up a lure, cuz I’m gonna be down here for half an hour.

I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away! Or maybe it was the hour I spent on this treadmill.

I'd like to casserole you. Yeah baby, that's done slowly for about four hours.

Give me an hour, and I can put a hundred swords at your command.

Girl, you're like the SAT

I'd spend months trying to perfect you and end up doing you for 3 hours, stopping only for water breaks.

Are you an SAT exam? Because I would gladly sit in a room with you for three hours. I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

I hear you like wine. Well, if I tasted you, I'd roll you around on my tongue for hours.

You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.

I do not need lights anymore because you bright up my darkest hours.

Girl, use me on your Altar any time. I will give you a temporary boost for hours.

You remind me of my shower

Because I want to cry inside of you for 2 hours every night

I love you in the morning, in the middle of the day, in the hours we are together, and the hours we are apart.

Want to go someplace quieter, or should I wait an hour and reroll my diplomacy?

Are you the SAT? Cause I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes, with a ten minute break in the middle for snacks.

Girl, are you the SAT?

Cuz I'd do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a break in the middle for snacks.

Babe, you light my darkest hour.

Hey, baby, I wanna let you know, I took a shot to the leg today and only cried for two hours after practice.

Because of [insert a Republican political figure] leadership, we are strong; because of his vision, we will be even stronger; and because I can't stop thinking about your ass, I haven't been able to stand up for the last half hour.

Girl, a 5 Hour Energy won't be enough for me to pleasure you all night.

Roses are red, lime is sour.... Open

Your legs and give me an hour.

Ukw? I can watch a movie made entirely of your cute pics, maybe 50+ hours long, in one sitting without getting bored.

If seconds were beauty

You would be the whole 24 hours

You haunt my every sleeping hour.

You be the iceberg and I’ll go down on you for hours.

Save Water, do not shower with me. Because we would be in there for hours.

"I have this magic watch that can actually talk to me. Seriously, it's saying something right now. It says that you're not wearing any underwear, is that true?." [No.] "Oh wait, my watch is an hour fast!

"Amazing how a stunning beauty like you can make an 8-hour day feel like a thrilling minute."

"Saw a demon in the last hour, but your beauty surely has the redeeming power."

"Like a perfect shot in golden hour, you shine sublime, displaying boundless beauty, capturing my heart every time."

"In my darkest hours, your smile is my dawn, without you, even the finest jewel seems forlorn."

"Are we in different time zones? Because my heart skips a beat every hour, waiting for your reply."

If good looks were a minute,

You would be an hour.

"Are you an 8-hour shift? Because I find you extremely engaging and hard to resist!"

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for in these 24 hours of chatting."

"Apologies for the delay, o maiden fair, your message lost in time's snare, but for you, I'm here."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for, even at work hour."

Hey baby, are you a medical professional?

Because I've had an e**... for over four hours and I was told to contact you.

"Three hours, huh? Impressive. I wonder how long it'd take you to get spellbound by my charm, then."

Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours.

"Are you my homework? Because I can't seem to get enough of you, even after hours of studying."

"Sorry for the delay, oh star so bright, your message is my day's most beautiful light."

"Is your name Roblox? Because you've got me playing for hours, marveling at your unbeatable design and incredible features."

"My apologies for the delay, I guess time loses track when dreaming of someone as captivating as you."

"That's impressive! I just get laid... in bed. Every second, every minute, every hour. I'm a professional sleeper."

"Why spend hours on math homework, when you can study the chemistry between us instead?"

"With a beauty like yours, time seems to stand still. Can I steal a few hours to get lost in you?"

"Apologies for the delay, I was momentarily lost in a time vortex—your beauty must have warped the space-time continuum!"

"Apologies for replying so late, I was stuck in a time loop admiring your profile photo for what seemed like seconds."

"Is your name Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours and still be ready for another season!"

"Sorry for the late reply, I was busy convincing the dictionary that they need a new word for our chemistry."

"Ahaha, just trying my best! Tell me something, what's that one thing you could talk about for hours without getting tired?"

"Three hours gone, yet you shine brighter still, your beauty makes time standstill, my heart, you thrill."

"Is your name Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours, and still want more of your captivating show."