103 Columbus Day Pick Up lines And Rizz

Hey baby. Want to go and trade some goods?

Hi there. I'm looking for a new route to your bedroom. Care to help a sailor out?

I've got a Spanish Queen behind me, Chica,

but I much prefer the one in front of me.

I am trying to discover a passage to the east indies or into your u**..., whichever is easier.

No that's not a compass in my pocket, I'm just that happy to see you, my little indigenous hottie.

Wanna see my Pinta?

Sooo...do you come here often?

Don't worry ... It's shorter than you think.

Can I discover if the carpet matches the drapes?

Is that your telescope or are you just glad to see me

There are plenty of fish in the sea, but I’m the only single one in this bar. Wanna make out?

The Queen sent me to discover what is in your pants, gurrrrl.

Do you land here often?

You want to end up in the wrong place?

My horrible boyfriend’s got me at the end of my rope.

Can you throw me a pickup line?

Hey babe, can I see your Bermuda Triangle?

Hey babe, did you know you are the perfect cure for seasickness?

Hey babe, even though I am an admiral, I'm definitely not all wet when it comes to romance.

Hey babe, I want to be captain of your ship.

Hey babe, I'd like to discover you as much as I discovered America.

Hey babe, I'm definitely not a half-mast guy.

Hey babe, want to give new meaning to the phrase ‘sleeping with the fishes'?

Hey babe, want to play explorers and Indians?

Hey babe, this torpedo will be in your kiss soon.

Hey babe, want to take a ride on my Nina, Pinta, and Santa Maria?

Hey babe, you're the first person I want to be with in a shipwreck.

Hey baby, you should see my other sailor moon costume.

Hey girl! You’re like an island where everyone wants to dock his ship.

Hey sexy! may I drop my anchor into your island?

Hey, sailor. Got any sweater vests that need bedazzling?

How about you and me taking a voyage to Motel-6?

How many gold doubloons for a lap dance?

I can get a great deal on a fancy hotel room if I bring you with me.

I can show you a brand new world.

I consider it is my duty to debunk the popular misconception that you are flat.

I don’t have sea legs, but I can really hold my tequila.

I must be Columbus, because I'm going to explore you all night.

I must be hunting treasure because I’m digging your chest.

I swear I am disease free.

I've got a sea monster in my pants!

I’ll put the wind in your sails if you raise my mast.

I’m not a sailor, but I have lots of STDs like one.

If all three of you come home with me, I'll name my ships after you.

If scurvy isn’t contagious, I think we should go home together.

If you have an anchor tattoo on your bicep, I will seriously marry you this second.

If you’re looking for dry land, you may be disappointed later.

Is that a shark in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

It’s Fleet Week! Wanna have a one-night stand… seven times?

Let's celebrate Columbus day by walking into someone's hosue and telling them we live there now.

Let’s go out and BOTH drink like sailors.

My peg-leg’s ribbed for your pleasure.

Oh Santa Maria!

Please, I've been at sea for five months, I beg you!

Remember, Columbus didn't actually discover America, it was Kanye.

S.O.S. (I’m Sold On Sailors.)

See this hook? Variable speed with five alternate attachments, Baby.

So how long have you been the government’s foxiest employee?

That's not a compass in my pocket, I'm just glad to see you.

The world is round.

What do you say we go behind this rock and seal the deal.

When Columbus came to America there wasn't any government. Look how far we've come.

Why don’t you come back to my place, and we can do some world shaking of our own.

Hey baby, looks like your boat needs some s**...…and I have the perfect crew.

I want to land my ship in your undiscovered island.

Hey babe, I'd like to celebrate my holiday with you.

Hey babe, I'd like to explore your world.

Babe ahoy!