74 Presidents Day Pick Up lines And Rizz

I'm Baberham Lincoln and I'm here to emancipate your body from those clothes.

You ever wonder why they also named the vacuum a Hoover? Wanna find out?

Next!

Hey baby, want to see my Washington monument?

Girl, you must be Harry Truman because you dropped a bomb on my heart.

Hey girl...wanna see my top hat?

Just like when Reagan freed the hostages, I'm going to liberate you on the very first day.

Girl, let me be the Bill Clinton to your Monica Lewinsky.

Hey girl, you Abraham Lincoln cause I really wanna save our Union.

Are you George Washington because I could see wood in your mouth.

Girl, you ever spend a night at the Watergate? Cuz I wanna spy on you like Richard Nixon.

I'd like to go to work in your oval office.

Is your name George Washington? Cuz you definitely need some wood in your mouth.

I want to take an inaugural parade right down your Pennsylvania Avenue.

You won't be the first cherry tree I've chopped.

Hey girl have you ever experienced revolution firsthand? No? You wanna get out of here?

Hello, my name is Bill Clinton.

I cannot tell a lie. That woman you saw me with is Martha, my sister.

Baby, you stop my heart like Teddy's speech stops a bullet.

That Marilyn was pretty but let me show you why this Monroe is the original kiss bomb.

My dear I would duel for the honor of kissing you. Especially if you were a relative.

I like your "Bernie for President" T-shirt. I bet it would look great on the floor next to my bed.

I'm like FDR. I don't even need my legs to get things done.

Hey sweetheart, that dress would look even hotter with my stain on it.

Let's be like Ulysses S. Grant and reconstruct something great.

My teeth aren't the only things that's wooden for you.

I did not have s**... relations with that woman. But I will have them with you!

Get on over here and mount my Rushmore.

I hear she's like Obama Care, everyone can afford her but she never works.

I'm going to need a presidential pardon after this.

I'm against slavery, but I do love b**...

Just two words? Blow me.

If you reject me, you will send me on a trail of tears.

I'm gonna Barack your world!

I'll proclaim your Emancipation all night long.

I was a Supreme Court Justice and a President. I'm pretty good at holding multiple positions.

I didn't find any weapon of mass destruction, but I did find you.

Here's my corollary to the Monroe Doctrine: Speak softly and carry my big stick.

Girl, after tonight, I won't be the only one needing a wheelchair.

Baby, you must be German... Because you sure started the battle of my bulge.

Presidents do it for four years in a row.

A look from you leaves me paralyzed.

Be my valentine! Yes You Can

The inauguration of the new president may come quickly but I won't!

I wish I were the Speaker of the House and you the President Pro Temp of the Senate so I could be above you in the “order of succession.”

Yeah it's pretty tricky

Would you Ulysses S. Grant me permission to buy you a drink?

Wanna form a more perfect union?

Let's heat up this Cold War.

Baby, you be Panama. And Imma underpay Irish workers to dig a trench through you.

That's a nice shirt. Can I tax you out of it?

They said "Go west, young man." I say "Go south, young lady."

You have spent two non-consecutive terms in my heart.

You have trickled down into my heart.

You know what they say, "The longer the term..."

Let me be the first commander-in-chief of your heart.

Now that's what I call a stimulus package

My teeth aren't all that's wood right now.

My last name is Harding.

Let's get stuck in a bathtub together.