Yeah this is me. Tries to make small talk, ends up explaining gender studies.

Is it your Birthday?

Her: No

Me: Then how do you explain all that cake.

I love you and I don't know how to explain other than believing it is mystic arts.

As soon as you walked in my Spidey senses started to tingle, care to explain that lovely lady?

No attribution model could ever explain how you got to be so beautiful.

That’s impressive! I’m still working on my emotional gibberish—it's basically just me trying to explain why I ate the last cookie.

ISTPs are cool, but nothing beats the thrill of trying to explain philosophy to a cat. Are you up for the challenge?

"I'd love to be the one who decodes memes for you, because you're a masterpiece that requires special understanding."

"Struggling to explain? Don't bother, because I feel the chemistry too, and it's inexplicably enchanting."

"It's your birthday Tameka? I guess that explains the fireworks in my heart every time I think of you!"

You intrigue me in ways I can't explain. Let's explore this connection together, see where it leads us.

ISTPs, huh? I guess that explains why you're drawn to my mysterious and introverted charm. Ready for some intellectual banter?

They say to follow your dreams...

Which explains why I'm stalking you.

"Who needs words, darling? Your smile tells me I'm doing something right."

"I may not comprehend every word, but your eyes tell a story that words could never capture."

"Is your name Cocaine? Because every time you smile, you give me such a high I can't explain."

"Your beauty, like Rome's art, it can't be explained, let's speak Italian, love's language, forever ingrained."

"Darling, if finding words is hard, how about we let our hearts do the talking instead?"

"How about we unravel the mystery of your thoughts over coffee; your complexity is irresistibly charming."

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes while you were explaining the diet of goldfish."

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for, including a meme translator."

"You're a dancer, right? Must explain how you've pirouetted your way straight into my heart."

"Is it too forward if I say, I understand you, even when you can't find the words to explain yourself?"

What you know you can't explain, but you feel it. You've felt it your entire life, that there's something wrong with the world. Because your world doesn’t have me.

"Are you lightning? 'Cause our connection was so fast, it left me thunderstruck and unable to explain why."

"Are you an enchanted fairy? Because every time I see you sparkle, I feel a magic I can't explain."

Well, I guess that explains why I've been feeling so indecisive lately! Maybe my other self can help me choose a movie for our virtual date?

"I'd start by launching into my Oscar-worthy performance of Hamlet...but then I'd have to explain why I'm dressed as a pirate."

"So you're as sweet as sugar? Guess that explains why I'm craving to taste your lips."

"Well, I suppose that explains the occasional brain farts then!"

"Your silence speaks volumes, but I'd love to be the one who finally understands your beautiful mind's language."

How can I explain the theory of relativity, unless you look into my eyes, gorgeous?

Just by looking at you I can guess your parents are called flour and sugar

Cause there’s no other way to explain why you such a cutie-pie

"You struggle to explain, yet your eyes tell a story that words wouldn't do justice, may I read further?"

"You don't need words, darling. Your eyes tell a tale more enchanting than any story."

"Are you a dictionary? Because you're adding meaning to my life even when your words leave me puzzled."

"Oh, my favorite color? It's probably invisible. It's hard to explain, you just have to see it for yourself."

"Ah, so you don't live here? Must explain why the local weather isn't as hot as you."

"Since gravity is not responsible for people falling in love, do you think your physics knowledge could explain why I fell for you?"

"Are you a rare mineral? Because I feel a magnetic attraction that not even my geology studies can explain."

"You find words elusive, but your eyes, darling, narrate a bestseller I'd love to read."

"You struggle to explain what I mean to you? Don't worry, your smile says it all."

Maybe I can help explain it to you over a cup of coffee? 😉 Let's meet up and chat more about it.

Are you a magician? Because whenever you explain something, it's like pure magic with your charm.

"I love you more than words can explain, but I'd be happy to demonstrate it tonight."

"I see you're not into memes, how about we skip that and fall in meme-orable love instead?"

"Why search for explanations when our connection makes more sense than any description?"

"I might not fully understand your words, but your eyes, they tell me everything I need to know."

Are you a dictionary? Because you've got me lost for words, just like when he explains why he's mad.

"Is your weirdness magnetic? Because I'm falling for you faster than gravity can explain."

"Struggling to explain? No worries, I've always had a knack for reading between your breathtakingly beautiful lines."

"Did your license get suspended for driving all my thoughts crazy, even when your explanations take the scenic route?"

"Great! I've always thought that the laws of physics become more interesting when explained over coffee and cheesecake, don't you agree?"

"Girl, are you a track from Insane Clown Posse? Because your presence is a 'miracle' I can't explain."

"They say big things come in large packages, guess that explains why you're so unforgettable."

"Is your name Rosetta Stone? Because every time you talk, I'm learning a new language of love."

"Are you a puzzle? Because even when you're hard to put together, I still want to figure you out."

"Well, if your hometown has such beautiful mountains, it certainly explains your peak charm and elevated charisma."

"So you're from Mars? That explains why your beauty is truly out of this world."

"You may struggle to explain, but I need no words. Your silence tells a story, that my heart easily comprehends."

"Ah, Mars? Explains why our connection feels out of this world!"

"Is it challenging to articulate your feelings for me? How about we skip the words and let our hearts converse instead?"

"That explains why I always feel hungry! My brain's been on a diet I didn't even know about."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again with a sign explaining what's wrong with me?"

Did you know butterflies are drawn to beauty? That explains why I can't stop chasing after you.

"Are you a librarian? Because I'm like Curious George, totally lost in the plot until you explain it to me!"

Are you a magician? Because every time you explain something, it's like you cast a spell on me.

"Ah, so that explains the random applause I heard in my sleep!"

"An early bird? Well, that explains why you're always so full of sunshine and positive vibes."

"Struggling with words, huh? Don't worry, your eyes speak volumes to me."

"Is it hard to explain why I affect you? Maybe because words can't define a masterpiece in progress."

"You don't need words, darling, your smile already wrote our love story in my heart."

Dam girl are you a construction worker?

Cuz you're building
Can someone explain this meme. Please don't tell me it has something to do with dam

"Your birthday’s on Children's Day? That explains the magic you bring into my world, just like a balloon artist at a party!"

"Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life in ways I can't explain."

"Without a heart, how do you explain this pulsating rhythm every time our eyes meet?"

"I may not grasp all your words, but I'm captivated by the silent language of your eyes."

"Need help with that meme? Just like solving puzzles, unveiling your unique charm is my favorite pastime."

"Imagine a 1500-word essay explaining our chemistry, but why not let our lips do the talking instead?"

"When I'm with you, my heart keeps beating - you give me butterflies I can't explain."

"As a science teacher, I explain complex theories, but your beauty defies logic. How about we delve deeper tonight?"

"You may find it hard to express, but just one look in your eyes, darling, and I understand everything."

"Ever wondered why we understand you? It's simple, sweetheart - your silence speaks volumes to us."

"You seem lost for words when I ask 'why me'? Maybe we should explore it together over coffee?"

"Maybe language fails us sometimes, but our hearts always find a way to connect, don't they?"

"Struggling to explain my effect on you? That's because extraordinary feelings can't be put into ordinary words."

"How about we skip the explanations and let our chemistry do the talking instead?"

"Your silence speaks volumes, love. I understand because our hearts share the same rhythm."

"Is it hard explaining yourself because your beauty leaves me speechless every time?"

"Baby, are you a quantum particle? Because the way you light up my world can't be explained by classical physics."

Are you a math problem? Because I can't figure out why he's mad, but I'm totally into you.

"Is it magic or just your charm that makes understanding your silence easier than any spoken word?"

"Your words may stumble, but I'm enchanted by the mystery of understanding your unique brilliance."

"Are you a quark? Because even physics can't explain the charm you possess."

"You don't need explanations. Your vibes, they're like an open book to me, enchanting and irresistible."

"Just out of the shower? Well, I guess that explains why you're so steamy hot."

If she a doctor

Excuse me ma'am, are you by chance a doctor? ( Yes, she says) Can you explain to me why my heart just skipped a beat when I saw you? - That's how you pull a "sugar momma"

Hey, i don’t know how to explain it but, you are the reason i wish to wake up everyday

"Are your eyes Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a strong connection that can't be explained by science alone."

"Can't explain why two birds make a goat, but I know why my heart races when you're around- it's smitten by your charm."

"So you're a lash technician? Explains why every blink of yours feels like a new dawn rising."

"Your words may falter, but your eyes speak volumes. They're my favorite language to comprehend."

"Darling, you don't need words to explain, your eyes say it all and I'm fluent in their beautiful language."

"Is your name Google? Because even when you're complicated, I find myself wanting to understand more about you."

Maybe we can get together and I can show you in person? Some things are better explained face to face. 😉

"Is it obvious that I'm mesmerized by your wit and beauty, or do you need me to explain it over coffee?"

Hey girl, did you fall from heaven?

... Cause that would explain why your face is so messed up

They say you are what you eat...

Explains why I’ve got a footlong

Are you from Dominica?

Cuz that would explain how my attraction to you could g-Roseau fast.

Are you kugelblitz?

Coz you are so freakin hot , even science cant explain it.

A girl once told me about the ‘Dwayne Johnson Rule’.

The rule as she explained it, was that in order to determine if something is suitable to say to a female, you must first ask yourself: “would I be comfortable saying this to Dwayne Johnson?”

“So I’m gunna use it here. You have an insane body!”

There is no time to explain how I got bit there, I just need someone to s**... the poison out.

Excuse me but I noticed you noticing me, and I thought I would notify you that I noticed you too 🙂 now, if you didn't get that I'll explain it to you while we dance

Want to come back to my place so I can explain tripartite parallel structure to you thoroughly, slowly, and respectfully?

Go up to the person and ask for their hand. Draw a line across it and explain that it's a big river, and the bunny on this side really needs to get to the other side. Then tell the person how they think that bunny got across. And when they finally give up, give them puppy eyes and tell them that there was no bunny, but that you just wanted to hold their hand.

Girl, I can't explain what I feel (EXO)

Those other guys said that your eyes shine like stars. But can they explain how they shine with equal brightness?