87 Hose Pick Up lines And Rizz

"Hey big guy, how about you let this lucky boy scrub away the dirt and discover the muscle beneath?"

Would you like to help me deploy my long hose?

That's one long hose I have Here. And yes, I know how to use it.

"Ever had your muscles lathered by a pro? Trust me, you won't just lose the dirt, but also your heart."

"Ever had a personal wash from a pro? My hands, your muscles... We'll be creating steam hotter than any locker room shower."

"Babe, you're like a rugged 4x4; dirty and masculine. Can't wait to get my hands all over your chassis."

"How about we turn your post-game shower into a steamy dual effort? I've got the perfect touch for your tough build."

"If your body's a pickup truck, darling, I'm the lucky guy who gets to buff it to a shinier perfection."

"Ever needed a personal car wash? I'd love to get my hands dirty exploring those biceps of yours."

"You're the dirty pickup truck, and I'm your personal car wash. Ready to get those biceps sparkling?"

"Ever had a full-service clean? Because I'm ready to scrub until every bulging muscle shines, big boy."

"You're like a sexy, mud-splattered pickup truck; can I be the lucky guy who gets to hose you down?"

"Just like a pickup, you're hot and dirty, mind if I be the lucky guy that gets to clean your biceps?"

"Is there a map on your biceps? Because I just got lost in the definition of those muscles."

"Ready to get rinsed, big guy? Your dirt fuels my desire, your sweat, my sweet cologne. Let the cleanup begin."

"You've been sweating up a storm, time for this lucky guy to make those bulging muscles shine, ready for some wet?"

"Babe, seeing you all dirty makes me want to scrub every inch of you, especially those hard to reach places."

Haha, well, I'm more of a sprinkler than a hose, but I'll try my best to keep things flowing! 😉

"Are you a pickup truck? 'Cause I'm drawn to your dirt, ready to cleanse you with my irresistible charm."

"Just like a dusty truck needs a good hose down, you've got me craving for your dirty allure."

"Hey stud, your muscles need a wash and I'm the dedicated detailer ready to polish every inch of you."

"You're the grime on my favorite car, strong and resilient, but lucky for you, I love playing with hoses."

"Just like a dirty pickup, I can't help but fantasize about making your muscles shine under my delicate hose."

"Hey there big guy, need help scrubbing down those chiseled muscles? I promise to make it a thorough job."

"Love, your sweaty physique needs a thorough wash, let's start with those bulging muscles and end at your hair."

"Your muscles are like a pickup truck, all covered in dirt. Can I be the guy who gets to wash them down?"

I’m kind of like the fire department. Why?

A) because whenever things get too hot they call me to come make it wet

b) it takes multiple trained professionals to handle my hose

"Babe, you're like a dirty sports car, only a lucky guy like me can handle your hot and muscled chassis."

"Ever need a hand scrubbing down those hard-to-reach muscles, big guy? I'm an expert in deep cleaning."

"How about we play 'car and wash'? Your muscles are the car, and I'm ready with my hose."

"Hey boy, you're like a pickup truck - dirty and strong. Mind if I be the lucky hose to your muscular car wash?"

"You're like a pickup truck, rugged and dirty. How about letting this lucky guy give those muscles a thorough wash?"

"Hey handsome, ever had your muscles washed by a pro? With me, you'd feel like a prized car getting detailed."

"Hey babe, you're the only guy I'd clean off-field dirt for; your muscles are my favorite late-night laundry."

"You're like a dirty pickup truck, and I'm the lucky guy who gets to polish up those muscles."

"How about a workout in the shower? I promise to scrub every bulging muscle till you shine brighter than a championship trophy."

"Big guy, your body is my favorite terrain; how about I explore every dirty crevice with my magic hose?"

"Hey stud, how about you bring those burly muscles over here and I'll wash away all your stress, one flex at a time."

"Ever seen a bicep glisten under hose water? You're the muddy truck, I'm the guy with the magic touch."

"Got a wash for your chiseled frame, love? Your scent is the only sweat I'd exchange my cologne for."

"Ever need a personal car wash? Because I'd love to make those biceps shine brighter than any pickup truck."

I think you and I will get along like fire hoses...

...because when we get turned on, there's bound to be flames.

"Muscles, sweat, and dirt, that's my kind of cocktail. How about a private shower show where I'm your personal cleaning service?"

"Your muscles are like a dusty truck, they need my special hose treatment to reveal their true irresistible charm."

"You're the rugged, dirty jock of my dreams, can I be the boyfriend who cleans up your irresistible mess?"

"Your body is like a dirty truck - big, strong, and ready for my tender touch to make you sparkle again."

"Hey big guy, need help polishing those rugged muscles? My hose is all set to wash away all your dirt."

"Hey handsome, ever had your muscles washed with a touch as soft as silk and a passion as hot as fire?"

"Hey big guy, how about we indulge in our own steamy car wash? I promise to clean every inch of your muscular body."

"Big jock, you're my dirty little secret. I can't wait to wash every bulging muscle until you're squeaky clean."

"Your muscles remind me of a dirty pickup truck, may I have the pleasure to wash every inch?"

"Just like a dirty car, I can't wait to hose down your muscular frame and polish it to perfection."

"You're so manly and bulging, makes me think I've won the lottery to be your personal hose handler."

"Babe, you're like a dirty, masculine car that only my hose can handle. Ready for a thorough cleaning?"

"Hey, you're like my favorite pickup, covered in dirt. Fancy a scrub down from this lucky mechanic?"

Are you a fire

Because I would like to stick my hose I to you

Hey Girl, you like water?

I've got a lot of it in my hose if you wanna get wet sometime.

[nsfw] are you a house thats on fire?

Coz i wanna spray you with my hose

I may not be into gardening. . .

Correct me if im wrong but seem like the type who has a freshly cut lawn to rest my hose apon

Are you a car?

Because i wanna put my hose into you

Did u know that women firefighters are professional hose handlers.

What a pretty thing man is when he goes in his doublet and hose and leaves off his wit! (Much Ado About Nothing)

Fire Fighters play with their hoses, I bring the bed

Yea I've got a 15 foot hose with a flared tip

Firemen have the longest hoses

Can I hose down your doublet?

Want to see my hose lay?