105 Plumber Pick Up lines And Rizz

Do you work as a plumber, know a plumber, or trying to pick up a guy or girl who works or who is a plumber? Use these pick up lines about plumbers to help you flirt and get the attention. These dirty and funny pick up lines about plumbers will help!

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A good Plumber pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

I hope you’re a plumber

because you’ve got my pipe leaking.
Hey Baby, are you a plumber?

Cause I need you to check my pipes, they dripping.
I hope you’re a plumber

Coz my pipe is leaking
Girl, you so hot, you extend my pipes.
Girl, your fixtures need my caulking.
I may not look it, but I got the pipe to connect the water main into your life.

Here are 105 plumber pick up lines for her and flirty plumber rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Hinge and eleveate your plumber rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny plumber pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty plumber joke for a great chat response.

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Short and cute plumber pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about plumber are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Do you need a handyman? I am a plumber who could use my pipes & wrenches.

Your n**... are the perfect fit for my nuts and pipes.

Can I screw and tighten you ? You seem to be at a high potential.

I s**... at plumbing, I always make woman's small leak into big squirt.

f**... me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don't you?

You have just the joint I need.

Repiping is easy, I will have to run through my pipes inside your walls.

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Cheesy plumber Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Forget about your ex, it's time for some serious repiping.

Girl, I would tap your water line any day.

Girl, I got the wrenches. And I want to connect my pipes to your leaks tonight.

How about I fully extended my snakes and see how far we could go down tonight.

I am a plumber, because babe you are gonna get piped.

I do all my plumbing, I know how to pump and flush some pipes.

If my pipes don't fit, we could always add more lubricant.

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Funny plumber Tinder openers

Try using funny and charming Plumber conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Hinge and chat.

Are you happy to see me or are those pipes in your pants.

Are you crying? Babe, I am a plumber, and I will fix your tears from your beautiful eye fixtures.

I want my pipes through your O-ring.

I’m a plumber. I can get down and dirty with you fast, and I will fix all of your leaks.

I am a plumber, I know how to deal with all kinds of liquids.

Babe, how about some real head instead of a shower head.

I see our futures in some quick connect fittings.

Girl you wet? I will fix your drips tonight.

Girl, you got a clogged line? I know the perfect way to snake your drain.

Babe, by the time I am done with you. You will have a jump in your water meter.

I'm not an expert in plumbing, but I know that you'd be able to tighten my nuts.

Are you dripping wet? Because I will plug your itch tonight.

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Clever plumber Pickup Lines and Hinge openers

Using good and clever Plumber hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

You are the perfect handle. Babe I will turn your squirt on tonight.

Girl, this pipe doesn't fix itself. It's time for you to give it a hand job.

Do you know why women call me the plumber

Because of how well I lay the pipe down

I know plumbing babe, want to see how my water can move inside you.

Babe, don't leave me out by the curb stop, I want to connect my supply line into you.

Girl, you turn me into a spray hose.

Are you a plumber? Because I am getting wet for you.

Girl, feel free to get down to access my pipes.

I am a plumber, and I want to tap into your existing water line.

"Are you a plumber? Because my heart is leaking for your beauty and you're the only tap that can stop it."

"Are you a plumber? Because I can't handle this shit without you."

"Are you a plumber? Because whenever I see you, my heart flushes with affection."

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Smooth plumber Rizz Lines To Get Her Number

Using these smooth Plumber pickup lines make her give you her number.

"Are you a plumber? Because every time I see you, my heart overflows like an unclogged toilet."

Are you a plumber?

Cause I need you to come fix this leak.

"Are you a plumber? Because every time I see you, my heart flushes with excitement."

"Are you a plumber? Because every time I see you, my heart clogs up with love."

Are you a plumber?

Because I need you to pump and clean my pipes.

Call me a plumber
Because I never fail at laying some pipe.

Hey girl, are you a plumber?

Cause I have a pipe that needs to be laid!

I'm a plumber, and I can clean your pipes all day.

That is quite an elbow joint.

Hey carpenter, I'm hammered. Want to nailed me?

Can I tinker with your pipes?

You don't need to hire a plumber to take care of your plumbing. I got this.

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Flirty plumber Pickup Lines To Use on Guys

These flirty Plumber pick up lines are made to get him interested.

You are my AA battery, you charge me up

Hey, I'm the cable guy, my only policy is that if I hook your cable up, you have to hook mine up!

Hey baby how long/hard is your cable?

Are you a carpenter? Because when you came in the room it became beautiful.

Hey let's play carpenter, first we get hammered, I get some wood, and then I nail you.

Wanna play carpenter? First we get hammered, then ill nail you!

You’re a carpenter’s wet dream–flat as a board and easy to nail.

I am a carpenter, I want to nail you.

Are you a carpenter? Because you're giving me wood!

Your eyes are like wrenches ..... they make my nuts tighten.

I always wear my hard hat, baby.

Hey! Ya wanna try out my new 'Home Artificial Insemination Kit?'

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Cringe plumber Pickup Lines For Your Girlfriend

I have a job for you.... but it blows

I'm not an expert in hardware, but I know that you'd be able to screw my nuts

I've got a hummer and a vibrator. Which one do you want to test drive first?

You are the perfect switch. You turn me on.

Can I earth you? You seem to be at a high potential.

If you were a burger at McDonald's, you would be the new McShock.

Baby are you the secondary winding to my transformer, I feel magnetically coupled to you.

You and I are so perfect, want to make a complete circuit?

You are like a 250 W halogen, you brighten my world.

Guy: You are the light of my life.
Girl: You turn me on.

Are you a electrician? Because when you came in I felt a gilt of energy.

I don't usually like being shocked, but when I saw you I was knocked off my feet!

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Plumber love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on dating sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Plumber openers to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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