88 Irish Pick Up lines And Rizz

Make out with me, I'm very Irish.

I'm not Irish, but you can still kiss me if you want.

Irish you'd go on a date with me 'cause you're so pretty you're Dublin my heart rate.

You ever done the "Irish Hand Grenade"?

I bet I can make you Irish cream. Wanna see?

You make me feel like I'm the Republic of Ireland because since I started looking at you, my p**... is Dublin.

How would you like to help put the Irish Spring back into me step?

Are you from Ireland? 'Cause my d**...'s-a-Dublin!

Hey Babe, got any Irish in you?

Want some?

Do you have any Irish in ya? Nope. Want some?

I'm "Dublin" my efforts to get you to go out with me.

Kiss me. I'm not Irish, but we can pretend.

Are you an Irish steering system

Because you have a nice rack n my O’pinion

Are you Irish?

Because every time I look at you something of mine is Dublin in size

I have used this one with success

What do you say to an Irish biology student?

Let's commit mitosis while you s**... me toe sis!

Hey cutie, are we tectonic plates?

Because I think we should shift ;)


Ps. 'Shift' is Irish slang for 'making out'

Interested in 50 shades of green?

Irish you were my lover.

Irish you were naked.

Is that a shillelagh in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a snake in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

It doesn't take a Guinness to realize you're the best-looking guy/girl here.

Kiss me, I'm Irish.

Lassie, it's your ancestral duty to drive the snake out of my pants!

Little known fact: St. Patrick invented green beer, peeing in the street and awkward introductions. Hi, I'm [insert name].

My lips are like the Blarney Stone - kiss them for good luck.

My lips are like the Blarney Stone. Kiss them for good luck and the gift of the gab.

So you actually kissed the Blarney Stone? Tongue or no tongue?

St. Patrick's Day is like Valentine's Day with beer, so let's drink to love.

The idiot bartender served us one too many of these traditional Irish beers, I think it's pronounced Gih-ness. You want it?

Tip o' the Trojan to ye!

Top of the morning to you. Beg your pardon, I'd like to be on top of you in the morning.

Wanna pet my Irish setter. You're making him stand at attention.

Well you caught me lassie! Now I can grant ye one wish, as long as it involves a date!

Well, lass, we're the only ones still standing. How about a go?

Why don't you be like St. Patrick and drive the snake out of my pants?

Why don't you come catch a leprechaun with me. Maybe together we'll get Lucky!

Yes, it's a shillelagh in my pocket, and, yes, I am happy to meet you.

You look magically delicious and I just happen to be a cereal dater.

You make my pants want to get up and Riverdance.

You must be part leprechaun because everything you touch turns to gold.

You're wearing green, I'm wearing green, we have so much in common that we should get together and go out sometime.

You've already had seven Irish car bombs (Green beers)? Brilliant!

Your name must be Danny Boy, cause your pipe is calling me.

Yow, St. Pat must have chased all the snakes to this place.

I’m not Irish, but I play drunk very well!

I thought your smile was the shimmer from a p**... of gold so I followed it and found something as bright and beautiful as a rainbow at the end: YOU.

Let's go out again so we can share a p**... of gold. Tequila gold, that is.

You’re my p**... of gold . . .and I’d like to make a deposit.

Was your daddy a leprechaun, because Irish you were naked.

Top of the morning. Wanna screw?

Forget the wearing of the green and let's get right to the wearing of your kiss like a hat!

Do you have any Irish in you? (if no.) Would you like some? (if yes.) Want some more?

Baby, you be Panama. And Imma underpay Irish workers to dig a trench through you.

Come on! Let's drink green beer. Let's do green jello shots. Where is your St. Patrick's Day spirits?

Did my eyes just turn green? Because when I see you, I feel like I'm getting lucky.

Did you know what a real Irishman wears under his kilt? Nothing … Irishmen don't wear kilts.

Don't tell anybody, but I have a fridge full of Shamrock shakes back in my apartment, I'm taking one person at a time.

Everyone keeps talking about this Kelly Green lady. Are you her? No? Then what is your name?

Hey baby, you make my shamrock shake.

How many Leprechauns does it take to break the ice? None, I'm [insert your name].

I caught a leprechaun today but I'll let you have him because he did his job: I was lucky enough to meet you.

I don't have four leaves, but if you pluck me, I'll give you luck!

I gave up beer and beautiful strangers for Lent. Glad I'm not Catholic.

I may not have four leaves, but if you kiss me, I'll bring you luck!

I understand you're catholic, so pull down my zipper and I'll introduce you to my holy trinity.

I'd appreciate it if you kissed me today even if it's just based on my ethnicity.