105 Chinese Pick Up lines And Rizz

Do you work at a chinese restaurant? Cuz I'm tryna eat your cat from the back

I won gold in ping pong at the Olympics.

You can travel down my silk road anytime.

So is it true? Is your p**... slanted?

Hey girl, wanna see my chow mein?

Are you sashimi at a Chinese buffet? Because I want you, but I don't know if I can trust you.

"Young Sheldon, huh? Smart and funny - just like you. I'm more of a 'Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon' guy, myself."

"Are you a Dim Sum? Because my heart steams up every time I see you, just like those delightful dumplings."

"Nice taste in shows! Would you be my Penny if I promise to be your Leonard with a hint of James Bond?"

"You work at McDonald's, but you cook Chinese food? Girl, you're the Szechuan sauce to my McNuggets."

"Are you a Chinese dragon? Because you've just set my world on fire with your breathtaking beauty."

"That's amazing! I've always been intrigued by their rich history and culture. Have you ever tried Chinese cuisine?"

Hey girl are your clothes Chinese apps?

Cause they are banned at my place.

Are u chinese, cause i China f**...

"Just like a Chinese dragon, your allure is mythical and I'm dangerously attracted to its blaze."

"Are you a Chinese dragon? Because my heart ignites every time I see your mesmerizing beauty."

Are you a Chinese factory?

Because I wanna put a bunch of kids in you

"Are you a Big Mac? Because I'm McLovin' your flavor more than my Sweet and Sour Chicken."

"Your eyes are like rare Chinese jade, and your curves? Simply the most beautiful masterpiece."

"Is your name Soy Sauce? Because you add flavor to my life just like a Chinese dish needs its condiments."

Call me a Chinese sweatshop worker

Because i’d like to “rip-off” your clothes

Hey girl are you Chinese? coz I'm China get in ur pants

Hello. What's your name? Do you come here often?

"Just like a Chinese dragon, you've brought good fortune, prosperity and enchantment into my life."

"Are you a Chinese dragon? Because your beauty sets my heart on fire, making every moment with you thrilling."

"That's exciting! Exploring the Great Wall or tempting your taste buds with authentic Chinese food?"

"Just like a Chinese dragon, you're enchanting, powerful and irresistibly seductive."

"Young Sheldon, huh? Not bad. I could already imagine how cute you'd look trying to comprehend his science talks."

Once a Chinese legend said:

如果您点击翻译，您必须和我约会

Translation : If you Click Translate, You must date me

Are you a chinese finger trap?

Cause I would love to be stuck in you.

Are you chinese food?

Because you’re something I’d like to take out.

Hey girl are you chinese food?

Cuz i wanna take you out

Hey girl are you Chinese food

Because I want to take you out

Girl: *gives her number*

You must be Chinese food

Cuz I wanna take you out

James Bond: [James is in bed with a Ling, a Chinese woman] Why do Chinese girls taste different from all other girls? Ling: You think we better, huh? James Bond: No, just different. Like Peking Duck is different from Russian Caviar. But I love them both. Ling: Darling, I give you very best duck.

Are you a Chinese from Wuhan?

Because I want to quarantine you inside my heart ️

Chinese man: Hey girl, ar- *cough* *cough*

*falls on the ground with a thud*

[IF THE GIRL WORKS AT A CHINESE RESTAURANT]

I'd like a quart of General Tso's chicken, 'cause I'd like to court you.

Hey baby, are you Chinese?

Because it's Wong to make me wait this long without a date

I never did this before, but you are so amazing, I had to talk to you.

I really like your smile. You are cute.

I'm studying Chinese and I need to practice. How do you like it?

I've always wanted to date a Chinese girl.

I've noticed you were looking at me. Can I buy you a drink?

My eyes may seem small but I've got a HUGE personality

Say it in Chinese.

Seeing you makes my face turn red with passion. No, I haven't been drinking!

What do I do? Gee, I thought you would never ask. Y'see, I'm finishing my first year of residency in internal medicine.

What do you think about Western guys speaking Chinese?

Why don't we dim sum lights?

Wing Wing Wing Herro?

Wow. I've never seen a girl as beautiful as you.

Yeah, (sniff) I cried during "Joy Luck Club."

You don't have an accent.

You know what? It's strange, but I get mistaken for a white guy all the time!

You look familiar. Have we met before?

You look like a gal I had during the war.

You remind me of my fourth wife.

You talk like a white girl.

You're a very pretty Chinese girl. Have you ever made out with a white guy before?…Would you like to?

I may look like a nerd but it's only a disguise.

I love Chinese take outs.

I love Bruce Lee movies. Come over I can show you some moves.

I like your look. A lot of girls have beauty, but you seem like you have character.

I heard you are good at math, so what's the sum of U+Me

I heard Chinese girls are great in bed.

I carry my cell phone not to feel important but so my mom knows where I am.