It's clear from my briefs that you have handled the risk of any deflation issues down south.

"I might have anger issues, but one look at you, darling, calms even the roughest seas inside me."

Are you pirates of the pancreas? Cuz we gonna be having a shit load of legal issues after one ride.

"No worries, I understand trust isn't given overnight. We're just chatting here, let's keep it light and fun."

"Is your name Google? Because I've been searching for a girl like you who's got all the answers to my single-life issues!"

"I must've said something dumb, because your beauty left me utterly speechless."

What was that about performance issues.

"I may have anger issues, but when I analyze your beauty, my rage turns into an uncontrollable desire."

"I was lured in by your bio - it's the only one that didn't say 'Enjoy long walks on the beach'. I've got sand issues."

Are you a cardiothoracic surgeon?

Because u make my heart stop, fix all the issues, and make it start beating better than before

"Hey, trust takes time to build. Let's enjoy getting to know each other and let things unfold naturally."

Are you a shooting star? Because despite your flaws, you still shine brighter than anyone else.

Are you a phony? Because you're the only one I want to hold, Caulfield.

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for, including the answer to my commitment issues!"

"Understood, I won't intrude on your space. Texts and scheduled calls it is then, to keep the mystery alive."

"Do you have any schedule conflicts this week? Because I can't seem to stop wanting to pencil you in!"

"Excuse me Miss, my phone seems to be missing your number. Could you help rectify this issue?"

"Sorry if I sounded off earlier, but I guess I'm just mentally challenged by your beauty."

"My words may have stumbled, but that's because your charm left me speechless."

Are you a newspaper

Cause you have a new issue everyday

Are you a phony detector? Because every time I see you, all the fakes disappear.

"Got anger issues? Let's analyze them over dinner - my treat for a handsome, curious mind like yours."

Are you my thoughts on society? Because you're constantly on my mind, making me question everything around me.

Nice choice! My dad has some interesting views. What’s your take on the most important issues this election? Let’s dive into it!

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, my daddy issues disappear."

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven... onto that pile of anger issues?

Are you a magician? Because whenever I see you, the daddy issues disappear.

Are you part of the system? Because you make me want to rebel in the name of love.

"Absolutely, I respect that! Let's schedule our calls then, make them a little date to look forward to."

"Well, in that case, how about we cook some spaghetti together? Because life is too short for trust issues."

"Is your name January? Because you have all the right dates and I can’t wait to plan with you!"

"Abandonment issues, huh? Well, I promise I'm better company than any ex-boyfriend. You won't want to leave."

"I may not be an unreliable narrator, but I'm definitely captivated by you, just like Holden."

"Trust is like a mirror, once broken it's hard to fix. But let's keep things light and fun, shall we?"

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears... like my daddy issues!"

"Sorry if I gave that impression! Let's slow down and enjoy getting to know each other better. By the way, you're really intriguing!"

"You're so hot, you must be the reason global warming is a serious issue; fancy adding some heat to my night?"

Are you a phony? Because when I look at you, all my issues disappear.

"Are you a January roster? Because I can't wait to schedule some time with you this week!"

Are you a therapist? Because you make me feel like I can talk about all my issues... like my love for pizza.

"Do you have a badge? Because you've officially issued me a warning for falling for your strict but beautiful charm!"

"Trust me, the only thing that can heat me up as much as my anger issues is your incredibly seductive charm."

Can I call you Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for, especially daddy issues.

"Do you have any availability this week? Because my heart's booked just for you!"

"I'm not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together, discussing world issues over coffee."

You're hotter than this issue that we are protesting.

Hey Holden, are you my Catcher in the Rye? Because I can't help falling for your angsty vibe.

"Tech issues? With a spark like yours, I'm surprised you're not powering the whole city."

"You may be short, but I bet your attitude could light my nights on fire—care to test that theory?"

Are you a catcher in the rye? Because I'd like to save you from falling, Holden.

"Are you a Soprano? Because your beauty hits higher notes than Tony's anger management issues."

Are you a phony? Because you're the only one who's caught my attention, and it's driving me crazy.

"I must be crazy, because I can't imagine a world without your smile brightening my day."

Are you a phony too? Because you're the only one I see that's real to me, Holden.

"In January's dance, with your smile so bright, let's align our schedules and make the month a delight."

"Are you a January roster? Because I'm checking my availability, and you're definitely on top of my list!"

"Do you have a map? Because I'm lost in your eyes... and trust me, that’s the only place I'd get lost, size isn't an issue."

"Well, trust is like a mirror, once broken it's hard to mend. Yet, the reflection you see in mine is irresistibly charming ;)"

"Sorry, my gym closed because of lockdown, otherwise lifting was never an issue. But for now, can I interest you in some light-hearted banter?"

"Well, the only mental issue I have is being absolutely crazy about your smile, miss."

If missing me in your bed is the problem, I can definitely solve that issue for you.

What do relationships and Github have in common?

I have issues committing to them.

"Hey gorgeous, is your uniform custom made? Because in my eyes, perfection like yours can't be standard issue."

"Are those biceps standard issue? Because they should be considered a lethal weapon."

Are your legs corona?cuz i have an issue if anyone except me spreads em

Also they're killing me.

I see past your anger to the kind soul within. You're a rare gem worth getting to know.

Hey girl, are you a magazine?

Cause you got issues

"As we craft the roster, your charm steals the show; let's plan together, where your brilliance can glow."

"They say fire is dangerous, but your hotness makes me forget about my anger issues."

Are you a catcher in the rye? Because you're the only one who can hold(en) me back from falling.

Girl, you could issue command anytime without ATB bar.

Gurl I’m going to do so many things to you

You could write a whole cosmopolitan issue

Do you work for Publisher's Clearing House?

Because I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues.

Are you my mommy issues

Cause I think about you all the time.

Girl are you a newspaper?

Because there's a new issue with you everyday.

You’re so hot that you’re making the polar ice caps melt

But you need to stop, global warming is an issue.

As to the issue of sufficient evidence, we'll discuss that tomorrow -- that is, if we still have a relationship tomorrow.

I'm issuing a severe lovin' watch!

Girls do you have any Apple issues? This Genius can solve your problems.

I’d like to issue a severe lovin’ watch.