110 Problems Pick Up lines And Rizz

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: No problem, I can always withdraw onto your face.

Before I hit on you, do you have a problem with large genitalia?

Can you help me with a math problem? I need to solve for x, where x= your phone number.

I got 99 problems but a block ain't one tonight.

Hey, it’s (name) here from IKEA

They’re appears to be a problem with Your bed … i’m not in it

We could stare up at the stars and put The Beatles on. from "F------ Problems"

Math Problem

I need help with this math problem X+U=25. I think X = 15 because U are definitely a 10

Girl are you homework? Because I would love to have you as my problem.

I'm having a problem... If I take my glasses off I look better - but if I keep them on you look better.

Are you a rubik's cube?

Because I'll solve all your problems

I'm having a problem...

I'm having a problem... If I take my glasses off I look better - but if I keep them on you look better.


I don't know if this counts but it's pretty effective on girls, I've tried it

"Are you a math problem? Because you've got all the solutions to my equation of happiness."

"I'm Deepanshu, not a genie, but I can make your dreams come true... unless it involves cooking, then we might have a problem!"

"Is your job being a magician? Because whenever you work, you make all my problems disappear."

"Are you a math book? Because you've got a lot of problems, but I'm willing to solve them all with you."

"Are you an algebraic expression? Because I feel like we could solve all our problems with some simultaneous equations."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for, including the answer to my math problem."

"Are you a math problem? Because my attraction to your beauty is an equation I can't resist solving."

"Girl, are we a math problem? Cause I'm lost in your curves and dying to find X."

"Are you a math problem? Because you've got all the right angles and solutions I've been searching for."

I need to work on the drive at the beginning of my s**.... Luckily for you I’ve got no problem with the drive me and you are taking to dinner.

"You're the solution to all my problems, sweetheart. Can you be my homework too, so I can do you all night?"

"Are you a math problem? Because the more I study you, the more fascinated I get with your curves."

No problem, we'll keep to this platform until you're comfortable. So, what's your favorite type of music?

"Are you a complex algorithm? Because I've been trying to solve the problem of my heart’s missing piece, and it's you."

"No clothes? No problem! Your natural beauty outshines any haute couture."

"No problem at all! Fashion can be unpredictable sometimes, isn't it? 😅"

"Are you a math problem? Because your curves are multiplying my interest exponentially."

"Is it possible to swap my homework for you? Because honestly, you're a much more attractive problem to solve."

"Are you my problems? Because I can't help but fall in suspecting you're far more interesting than worry itself."

"Can you help me with a math problem? Because I can't calculate how many smiles you've stolen from me today."

"Do you speak Latin? Because amor (love) is the only math problem I can't solve without you."

"Are you a math problem? Because I'm not figuring you out, but I'm totally enjoying the process."

Are you a calculus problem?

Cause i wanna find the area of your curves.

Math pickup line

So this works best through texting. You start out with "Hey can you help me with a math problem?" Wether they say they're good at math or not most will try to help you. Say "The problem is X+U=25." They'll usually ask what they need to solve for you or what the problem is asking you to do. Just sort of ignore it and go for the punchline "Its gotta be X equals 15 because U sure are a 10." I just tried it on my friends and it went over pretty well.

I don't know if it's been posted before but it's pretty fun to try. I got this off /r/teenagers a while ago.

"Are you a math problem? Because I can't stop staring at your solutions and baby, I'm not even good at math."

Can you help me with a problem? X + U = 25

I think X is 15 because you sure are a 10

"Life's full of ups and downs, isn't it? But hey, tough times never last, only tough people do!"

"Are you a penguin? Because every time I see you, all my problems just waddle away."

"I must be a math problem because the more time we spend together, the more complex and exciting you become."

"Could you help me with a math problem? How does your sweetness add up to my perfect husband?"

"Are you a boulder problem? Because I can't seem to get over how incredibly captivating you are."

"I'm having trouble with a math problem, can't figure out your digits. Care to solve it for me?"

"Absolutely no problem, let's focus on getting to know each other here first. How about we share our favourite movies instead?"

"Are you a math problem? Because you're adding value to my life and subtracting my ability to concentrate."

"Girl, are you a math problem? Because you've got me questioning if 'straight' lines can really make curves like yours."

Are you a math problem? Because I want to be your solution and dominate you all night long.

"Are you a math problem? Because adding you to my life equals happiness, multiplying with love, subtracted by none."

"Are you a math problem? Because you're adding value to my life even though I'm bad at calculations."

"In your eyes I see a sea, may I navigate your troubles, set your heart free?"

"Are you a math problem? Because you're adding value to my day, multiplying my interest and I just can't subtract you from my thoughts."

"Are you a math problem? Because my calculations tell me we've got big potential...and I'm not just talking about pi-nis."

Anyone know what this mean?

A girl opened up a conversation with "Hi! I think it'd float your boat for you to know that I eat both sides of the cassette tape." I mean i know that sometimes cassette tape would get 'eaten' by the player, yet i'm not sure what is the context here. She then follow up with "I'm sure you understand what i'm getting at here". I did advertise my profile as being k**... if that's relevant, yet i still have problem connecting the dots.

"Oh no, I hope everything is okay now! Remember, problems are just opportunities wrapped in work clothes."

"Interesting! No wheat, no problem. Let's explore a world of culinary delights beyond gluten together!"

"Are you a boulder problem? Because I just can't seem to get over you, no matter how hard I try."

Hey there, if I were a math problem, I'd be "you + me = infinite possibilities."

"My biggest problem? It seems my heart is insisting on making you its favourite daydream."

If I was a boulder problem, would you flash me?

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, my problems disappear... except my fear of magicians."

"Are you a Naruto episode? Because I've got no problem spending all weekend binge-watching you."

"Are you a math problem? Because you're adding up to be my perfect equation, even though I usually find math puzzling!"

"Just like a math equation, your beauty is complex, but fear not, I've been known to solve harder problems."

"Is your name Wifi? Because I'm feeling a connection that's stronger than all the problems you faced today."

"Are you bug spray? Because every time I'm near you, all my problems seem to bug off."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got all the solutions to my mathematical problems."

"Just like my math exam - half good, half bad - you're a problem I wouldn't mind getting wrong over and over."