I am a Shopify Developer, I solve all of your problems to get money.

If I can solve a Rubik’s cube you have to come home with me.

Can you help me with a math problem that I just can't get?

You + me. Would mind solving it?

Chidi: It turns out life isn’t a puzzle that can be solved one time and it’s done. You wake up every day, and you solve it again.

I am no s**..., but I sure want to solve your mystery under that mask.

Are you a rubik's cube?

Because I'll solve all your problems

Excuse me ma'am, there has been an heartbreak incident and I need your number to solve it.

"Your complexity is a puzzle I find intriguing, care to help me solve it over coffee?"

If you were a crossword, you'd be the clue I can't solve because you're too perfect!

"If I were a mathematician, you'd be the equation I'd solve for 'gorgeous' every time."

"Are you an unknown variable? Because I'm lost in your value and trying to solve the equation of your heart."

"Your gorgeousness is a puzzle, and I'm a man who loves solving mysteries. Let me persist?"

Are you a math problem? Because solving for your love is the only equation I want to crack.

Let's solve the puzzle of life together, because with you, everything seems easier and brighter.

"Are you a puzzle? Because every piece of you fits perfectly into the space in my heart."

"This hand I'm holding feels like a missing puzzle piece, perfectly fitting mine. How about we solve life together?"

"They call me a master of enigmas, darling. How about we unravel your mystery together tonight?"

"Are you a precinct? Because I feel like we could solve some major cases together... like finding the best pizza!"

Random paragraphs are like little mysteries waiting to be solved. What's the most interesting paragraph you've ever stumbled across?

"You once mentioned you're into mysteries, but the biggest one I'm trying to solve is how to win your heart."

Are you a puzzle in Waterfall? Because I'm falling for you...and it's taking me forever to solve.

"I'm curious, can you help me solve a mystery? What does it take to win over someone as enchanting as you?"

"Are you a math book? Because you've got a lot of problems, but I'm willing to solve them all with you."

With numbers in your eyes, and beauty never lies, solving equations with you, my heart multiplies.

"Are you a math problem? Because my attraction to your beauty is an equation I can't resist solving."

Are you a problem? Because I can't resist trying to solve you with all my love.

"Can you help me solve a mystery? I can't figure out if your red dress is stunning or it's just you."

A business student? Impressive! You must have a knack for problem-solving. I’d love to hear about any cool projects you’re working on!

"Are you an algebraic expression? Because I feel like we could solve all our problems with some simultaneous equations."

"Living rent-free in your heart gives me the richest feeling, no mystery there, just pure love."

"Are you a complex algorithm? Because I've been trying to solve the problem of my heart’s missing piece, and it's you."

"Ian Jackson, just like in a thriller, your eyes captivate me with their mystery, may I solve it?"

"Is your name Algebra? Because I'm feeling an unexplainable connection between us that only math could solve."

"Your smile is as fascinating as the algebra I learned in 10th grade, it's a mystery I'd love to solve."

If Tupac were a mathematician, he'd solve for 'Y' in Y.O.U - that's how dope you are!

"Are you a complex algorithm? Because I've been trying to solve the mystery of your beauty, my computational dancer."

"Are you a math problem? Because you've got my heart racing like I'm solving for x!"

Nice to meet you, Inny! Your name is like a riddle waiting for me to solve. Care to share the mystery behind it?

"Your beauty's a riddle, solving it is my plea, could I borrow your moments and make eternity?"

You're a riddle I can't solve, with an IQ that shines like gold.

Are you a math problem? Because I'd love to solve the mystery of your twisted nipples.

"Is your love for Rubix cubes as intense as my feelings for you? Because I'm struggling to solve this puzzle."

"Do you love algebra? Because I think we should solve for 'x' where 'x' equals you and me together."

"I'm glad we're on the same page. You've got a knack for this, it's as exciting as solving a thrilling mystery together."

"Are you the missing clue in my investigation? Because my heart feels a mystery I can’t solve without you."

"Are you a missing jigsaw piece? Because my life feels incomplete without your enchanting beauty to solve it."

"Just like your stunning curves, our chemistry is impossible to ignore. You're a remarkable equation I'd love to solve."

"Are you a math problem? Because I need your face to solve for 'cum'."

Ah, an intellectual who loves ISTPs. Well, lucky for you, I'm a master at solving the most complex of mysteries... like why cats have a strange obsession with boxes.

"Still figuring things out, darling? How about we solve the mystery of chemistry between us tonight?"

"Excuse me, but can I borrow a digit? Your beauty is an equation only my math skills can solve."

"For now, you're an intriguing mystery I'm eager to solve, wrapped in a delightful enigma of charm and grace."

"If you were a math problem, I'd love to solve for 'us' starting from zero with you."

"Are you my calculus homework? Because I can't seem to solve you but I won't stop trying."

"Is it possible to swap my homework for you? Because honestly, you're a much more attractive problem to solve."

Are you a puzzle? Because I'd love to help solve your personal problems... in more ways than one. 😉

You're like a challenging puzzle - complex, intriguing, and I can't wait to solve you.

"Mind if I have the honor of solving the mystery of who's been stealing your dance floor spotlight tonight?"

"Just like a complex equation you've learned today, our chemistry is undeniable and impossible to solve."

Are you a math problem? Because I'd love to solve you and figure out all your complexities.

"Your allure is my favorite mystery, and trust me, I'm determined to solve every enchanting chapter."

Are you a math problem? Because I can't stop solving for "you" in my mind.

Are you a math problem? Because you're complicated, intriguing, and I want to solve you.

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, life's puzzles suddenly seem easier to solve.

"Maybe life's puzzle is challenging, but solving it with you would be my favorite piece."

"Forget Tenzin and math equations, with your glasses and red streaks, you've already solved the mystery of my attraction."

"Is your name Dick, because you've been running through my mind faster than a detective solving a mystery."

Math pickup line

So this works best through texting. You start out with "Hey can you help me with a math problem?" Wether they say they're good at math or not most will try to help you. Say "The problem is X+U=25." They'll usually ask what they need to solve for you or what the problem is asking you to do. Just sort of ignore it and go for the punchline "Its gotta be X equals 15 because U sure are a 10." I just tried it on my friends and it went over pretty well.

I don't know if it's been posted before but it's pretty fun to try. I got this off /r/teenagers a while ago.

You must be a math equation, because you've got me solving for 'X' in my heart.

"I must be a puzzle because every time I see you, I want to solve your beautiful mystery."

"Excuse me, but I think you owe me a study date, because when I look at you, all my problems seem to solve."

"Hey, you've solved equations way complex, but can you solve the mystery of why my heart races when you're near?"

"Are you a problem? Because I can't get enough of solving you, my irresistible puzzle."

"Excuse me, but did we just solve an equation? Because our chemistry is off the charts."

Are you a math problem? Because you can solve for X and make my heart race!

You're the only mystery worth solving.

"Do you believe in love at first equation or should I solve it again to win your heart?"

"Is your name Variable? Because my heart is filled with simultaneous equations and I can't solve them without you."

"Are you a complex equation? Because my heart can’t help but solve for you every time I see you."

Are you a math problem? Because I can't stop trying to solve you!

"Are you a problem? Because I can't resist trying to solve you all night long."

Are you a math problem? Because I can't stop trying to solve the equation of your beauty.

"I'm having trouble with a math problem, can't figure out your digits. Care to solve it for me?"

"Is your name Chell? Because being in your presence feels like solving the most exciting test chamber of my life."

"Your pictures should come with a warning, they're raising my temperature and there's no cure in sight."

"Ian Jackson, your charm is the only mystery I'm willing to spend a lifetime solving."

"You must be my favorite puzzle, because your smart, sweet energy is the beautiful kind of crazy I can't solve."

"Your timid blush is intoxicating, it's a mystery I'd eagerly spend a lifetime solving."

"Are you a puzzle? Because I'd use my tongue to solve you, but only if you're up for a challenge."

"Well, I'm definitely into solving mysteries. Maybe we could crack the case of why we haven't met sooner?"

Well, lucky for you, I'm like the Sherlock Holmes of personality types! Let's solve the mystery of your heart together. 😉

"With your beauty multiplied, like 56 in sight, let’s solve this math of love, under the stars tonight."

"Wearing black might make you seem mysterious, but sparking your interest is my ultimate mystery to solve."

"Excuse me, Miss, my homework is incomplete without your Snapchat. Can you help me solve that equation?"

Your elegance like a perfect equation, I'm captivated by your calculation. Let's solve the mystery of us together.

"Are you a complex algorithm? Because I can't figure you out but I can't stop trying to solve you."

"Is your name Variable? Because I'm constantly trying to solve the equation of your heart."

"Are you GLaDOS? 'Cause every time I solve a puzzle, it feels like I'm getting closer to your heart."

Are you a problem? Because I can't resist solving you, and I love a challenge.

"Ever had a cookie as sweet as you? Maybe we could share one and solve the mystery together."

"When you said 'I love you', it felt like my heart solved a puzzle it didn't know it had."

"Do you like murder mysteries? Because your smile is killing me, and it's a crime I don’t mind solving."

"If I were a mathematician, I'd solve for 'X' in your heart and make it equal 'me'."

"Hey, abstract is the new black! So, are you the kind who can't resist solving complex geometry or appreciate wild creativity?"

"Are you a detective? Because you just solved the case of my heart during these bad times."

"Is your name Aphrodite? Because every equation I solve leads me to your divine beauty."

"Your allure is a complex riddle, sweetheart. Lucky for you, I thrive on solving tantalizing puzzles."

Haha, well I must say you make quite the convincing detective. Maybe we can solve some mysteries together sometime.

"Are you a puzzle? Because I’d love to solve the mystery behind that captivating smile of yours."

You're a mystery, a puzzle to solve, in your eyes, stories untold. Your depth intrigues, a beauty to behold.

Are you a math problem? Because you're the only one I want to spend all night solving.

If kisses were numbers, I'd be counting on you to solve my equations all day.

"I must be an idiot, because your beauty is a puzzle that I can't seem to solve."

"Being with you feels like solving a complex equation, challenging yet thrilling. Can we add some chemistry?"

"Are you a detective? Because you've just solved the mystery of my heart!"

"You may question if I'm the right one, yet wouldn't it be thrilling to solve this mystery together?"

"No worries, sweetheart, I've always found the most beautiful puzzles the hardest to solve."

"Well, a girl like you: intriguing, beautiful, and obviously sharp. You're the type of mystery I wouldn't mind solving."

Are you a math problem? Because I'd love to solve you all night long.

"Call me an algebra teacher, because I've been trying to solve your equation of love for hours now."

"I know your words are sharp, but I see a mystery in your eyes I'd like to solve. May I?"

"Are you a test chamber? Because my heart is solving puzzles to get close to you."

"Just like a math equation, your beauty is complex, but fear not, I've been known to solve harder problems."

"Your enigmatic charm intrigues me like a beautiful puzzle waiting to be solved. Can I have a peek?"

"You know how you master every Rubik's cube? Well, I can't solve the puzzle of how you stole my heart."

"You're right, playlists can be confusing. But they are always intriguing, like a mystery waiting to be solved, don't you think?"

"Hey girl, you're more captivating than any legend of Ben Drowned; in fact, your beauty makes every mystery worth solving."

"Are you a riddle? Because I've been Batman all my life, but can't seem to solve the mystery of your heart."

"I guess we're like puzzles; it's hard to understand at first, but once solved, it becomes a masterpiece."

Are you a math problem? Because I'd love to solve you by adding some cuddles and subtracting our clothes.

"If solving puzzles was an art, you'd be a masterpiece with your intelligence and grace."