I must be Amber Heard's lawyer

Cus I just can't get over your muffins

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Also, was it a work-related injury? We can sue for damages.

Wanna play with my Jurisdiction?

Tomorrow morning I'll have personal jurisdiction over you because we're about to make some significant contacts.

I booked us a library discussion room, baby, so we can study the 'Laws of Attraction' without disruption.

You've unjustly enriched me-please let me give you some restitution.

Can I get your number?

One call, that's all.

Hey, if I'm willing to create some legal relations with you, will you let me into your contract?

Girl, I may be a criminal defense attorney, but my clients aren't the only ones I get off.

Hey, can you check what's inside this brief?

I'll search your grabbable area..

I'll be the accessory if you'll be the principal.

Why not missing out in my writing?

You're in law school? Would you like to go over my briefs?

Want to make some motions together?

Hey baby, how about we head back to my place, and we make a nudum pactum?

Is that an amicus curiae or are you just happy to see me?

Let's do it....by agreement.

Would you like to see my briefs?

The definition of justice: me getting to buy you dinner.

How about a notice of motion?

I'll show you my briefs if you show me yours.

Why don’t you take a look at my briefs?” “I love you beyond a reasonable doubt.

If you were a legal document, you'd be a motion to dismiss my loneliness.

Permission to approach the bench (or Can I bench you)?

Hey baby, want to have some intercourse from which spurious issue may arise?

There is no burden of proof of how good you are.

Are you a lawyer?

Because I'd love to be your guilty verdict and get sentenced to a night in your chambers.

Don't take this the wrong way, counselor, but I think you should drop your suit.

I have an o**... argument for you.

You better find yourself a lawyer soon

As am on my way to file a complaint against you for stealing my heart.

You must be a mala prohibitum offense, because you have FINE written all over you!

Somebody get me a human rights lawyer, 'cos being without you is cruel and unusual punishment.

You are crushing my heart, the way the rule against perpetuities crushes a contingent remainder.

Are you my lawyer? Because you should be s**... me.

If I were your lawyer I'd have to take you to the appellate court because you got so much kiss appeal.

Wanna come over to where I have a reasonable expectation of privacy?

Your booty is asking for some cruel and unusual punishment.

I am a good lawyer and I like to be on top of the things.

Hey baby wanna submit to binding arbitration.

Are you a lawyer? Because you're always winning my case with your charm and grace.

"Are you Ross's divorce lawyer? Because I can't deny the connection we have, even though it's a little unexpected."

"Are you a contract? Because I've been studying you and I think it's time to seal the deal."

"From Georgia to USA, your beauty's rare. A singing lawyer with lustrous black hair."

"Is it legal to look that good? Or will I need a lawyer like you to plead my case?"

Girl, I'll let you be the judge; I'll be the case.

"I may not be a lawyer, but I’d love to help rewrite the happiness clause in your life story."

"Do you have a gavel? Because I've got a case of love that needs addressing immediately."

How’d you like to come back to my place for a little actus reus?

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again with my law degree?"

"Are you a lawyer? Because it should be illegal to look that good without a defense."

"Are you a lawyer? Because you just stole my heart without any objection."

"Are you a lawyer? Because every time I look at you, everything else is suddenly... acquitted."

"Is it legal to be as stunning as you, or should I prepare my defence now?"

"Do I need a lawyer? Because it has to be illegal to carry that much beauty without any license."

"You must be the constitution, because every time I look at you, I see life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness."

"I may be a lawyer, but the only case I'm interested in is your love case."

Wanna examine my brief?

"Are you a lawyer? Because every time I look at you, I feel guilty... for not asking you out sooner!"

"Are you a lawyer? Because it should be illegal to look as good as you do."

"Is your name Evidence? Because I can't stop thinking about you even though my lawyer says it's incriminating."

"Is it a crime that your smile just stole my heart away, because I might need a lawyer now."

Are you a lawyer? Because I need representation in the court of love!

"Are you a lawyer? Because every time I look at you, all my objections become overruled."

"Are you a lawyer? Because you just passed the bar of my highest expectations."

"Are you a lawyer? Because you just proved the law of attraction to be absolutely true."

Does your father wants to be some kind of lawyer?

Because I want to make him my father-in-law.

"Are you a lawyer? Because you’ve just won my heart with your charm and grace."

"Are you a legal document? Because I find myself completely drawn to your fine print."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again with my attorney's badge?"

I must be in contempt, because every time I see you, my heart breaks the law.

"You must be a legal brief because I can’t stop wanting to dig deeper into your intriguing mind."

Are you a lawyer? Because you've got me pleading for a second date in your court.

"Well, here's hoping your dad's a better lawyer, because you've already stolen my heart."

Like a skilled lawyer in court, you argue for my heart's support.

"Are you a contract? Cause I wanna spend all night finding your fine print."

"Do we need a lawyer? Because it's illegal to look that good!"

"Ever been with a lawyer? Because I promise you'll be pleading guilty to stealing my heart."

"I may not be a lawyer, but I promise to make our love story more compelling than your divorce papers."

"Is it illegal to look that good, or should I call my lawyer now?"

"Are you a lawyer? Because you just made a strong case for stealing my heart tonight."

If being stunning was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged - the most beautiful lawyer I've seen.

Are you a lawyer? Because every time I look at you, I object... to being single.

"Is your name evidence? Because I want to submit you to the jury of my heart."

Are you a lawyer? 'Cause you just won the case for stealing my heart.

"Are you a legal brief? Because when I look at you, all I see is fine print."

Are you a lawyer? Because you've got me pleading guilty to falling for your captivating charm.

Are you a lawyer? Because you have the power to win over any case, including winning my heart.

"You must be a legal expert because every time you smile, you make my heart plead guilty."

"Are you a lawyer? Because every time I see you, I feel like I'm breaking the law of attraction!"

Haha, if Trump ever needs legal advice, I can recommend some great lawyers! Let's stick to lighter topics for now though.

"If being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged. Lucky for you, I'm a good lawyer."

"Are you a lawyer? Because every time I look at you, all I see is a 'fine' print."

"Are you a law book? Because I find myself checking you out all the time."

"Are you a lawyer? Because you just passed my bar of expectations with honors."

"Is your hair the same color as your legal briefs? Because I can't object to falling for you every day."

Are you a lawyer? Because you have the power to win any case, especially the one for my heart.

You must be a lawyer, because every word you say is compelling and leaves me mesmerized.

"As a lawyer, I believe in due process. So, how many dates before we can make this official?"

"Are you a lawyer? Because you just passed my bar of expectations."

"Did we just enter contract law? Cause I'm feeling an unwritten agreement between our mutual attraction!"

"Your smile must be illegal, because it's stealing my heart away, like a crooked lawyer."

"Is your heart a courtroom? Because I want to plead guilty to falling for you."

"Are you a lawyer? Cause you just passed my bar exam of love."

If I were a case, I'd want you to be my lawyer; you know just how to win me over.

"Is your dad a lawyer? Because you just passed my bar."

"Do you have a gavel? Because every time I see you, my heart says 'Order in the court!'"

Are you a lawyer? Because every time I look at you, I sustain an objection.

"Are you a contract? Because I just can't seem to find any fine print in your terms and conditions."

"Are you a lawsuit? Because I'm ready to take this case all the way to my heart."

Are you a lawyer? Because you know how to make a strong case for stealing my heart.

If I were on trial, I'd want you as my lawyer, for your beauty would win any case.

"Well, I'm not a big ass lawyer but I can plead your case to Netflix for more rom-coms."

If beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence without parole. Good thing I'm a lawyer!

Hey are you my ex wife's lawyer?

Cause you look like you wanna screw me.

"Is your name Evidence? Because I've been searching for someone like you all my life, case closed!"

"Do I need a lawyer, or can you handle my case of love at first sight, officer?"

Are you a lawyer? Because you have me pleading guilty to stealing your heart.

Your charm is the strongest defense, winning every case with eloquence.

"Excuse me, do you have a lawyer? Because it must be illegal looking that cute without representation."

"Are you a lawyer? Because you just passed my heart's bar exam with flying colors."

I might need you to take a closer look at these briefs.

"Is your name evidence? Because my heart wants to plead guilty to stealing glances at you."

"Just like a successful case, a night with you would be a victory I'd cherish forever."

"You must be a lawsuit, because every time I see you, my interest only goes up!"

I don’t know if I have waiting for you, but I would love that you Court.

"Are you a lawyer? Because you just passed my heart's 'bar' examination."

"Are you a lawyer? Because you just made my heart plead guilty to your irresistible charm."

"Your black hair shines like Tbilisi night, your voice, a melody, your intellect igniting every lawyer's fight."

"Are you a contract? Because I've got fine print, and it’s telling me we’ve got a binding agreement to fall in love.”

"Are you a law book? Because I find myself wanting to check you out every time I enter the law library."