110 Accountant Pick Up lines And Rizz

Hey girl, do you know why they call me Gross Profit? Well actually, no one does...they just call me gross.

Baby you're so unique, I have to job cost instead of process cost.

Girl if you stick with me my feelings for you will never depreciate.

I just want you to know, you make all my accounts receivable.

Listen babe, being with me is so good it’s taxable.

How’re things looking in your books, got any room for some date-a entry?

I don’t give you enough credit for what you do to my debit.

How about we get out of here and appreciate each other’s assets. What are you doing on Saturday night? Because I’m accounting on taking you out.

Are you my revenue? Because I’m so loss without you!

Trust me; read this

So you preferably use this on instagram
you be like “hey someone impersonating your account”
they be like “who?”
you reply with “@nasa” “because you’re out of this world”

If 4+4=8, then me plus you equals fate.

I have a small p**..., but a big bank account.

You must be an accountant because I’ve put you on my payroll.

Hey, wanna be like an accounting journal entry and balance each other out?

I'd like to take you to my offshore account, if you know what I mean.

No money, No bank account for yourself

Yet you still draw attention

"You must be an accountant because you've got my interest and I'm already appreciating your value."

Baby if I take you home, it’ll be an experience you ain’t gonna be writing off anytime soon.

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by your spreadsheet again?"

Girl are you my reddit account ?

Cuz there is nothing else in this world that i love more then you

"Do you like counting assets? Because I can't help but count the ways you've caught my interest."

"Do you study accounting? Because I can't help but take into account your incredible beauty."

"Our love could be like joint venture accounting, perfectly balanced and exceptionally profitable."

"Yikes! From dating chat to history class real quick. Did you know Mozart had no idea how to run a savings account?"

"Are you an accountant? Because I'm feeling a surge in my interest rates whenever I see you."

"Are you an accountant? Because you've definitely calculated your way into my heart."

"Do you have an Instagram account? Because every time I scroll, I'm always stopping at your pictures."

"Are you an accountant? Because I can't seem to balance my love life without your captivating figures."

"Is your name Balance Sheet? Because I've been studying joint venture accounting and I'm totally invested in your assets."

"Are you an accountant? Because you've got my interest piqued and my figures could use some balancing."

"Can you help balance my life, like you balance those books? Because with you, I can't seem to subtract my interest."

"Are your assets balanced? Because when I see you, all my liabilities turn into equity."

"Are you a balance sheet? Because I'm finding my assets and liabilities perfectly aligned with your beauty."

"Your bank account might be loaded, but your eyes hold a richness that money can't buy."

"Are you a balance sheet? Because you've got assets and elegance that I can't help but account for."

"Do you have a name or can I call you mine? After all, I believe in joint accounts."

"Your smile is like a well-crafted balance sheet, it adds value to my world instantly."

"Logging off from my account, hoping to log in to your heart. Can this charming nuisance take a break with you?"

"You're like my accounts, when I look at you all my values go up."

"Is it a coincidence that you're an accountant? Because you've got my interest exponentially growing."

"Well, I hope your Netflix account won't get jealous when I steal you away for an epic romance. Consider me your auditioning superstar."

"Baby, I may not be a banker, but I'd sure love to deposit my affection into your heart's account."

"Are you a joint venture account? Because we balance each other out."

"Are you a spreadsheet? Because I can't help but feel we've got a lot of cells that need to be merged."

I forgot my password to my account

And when I hit "password hint" it keeps telling me "*her name* phone number", think you can help me out?

"Darling, in the ledger of my life, you're definitely an asset. How about we balance these feelings together?"

Girl: Is that a highlighter in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Let's take our relationship to the next level. Here is my Netflix account.

You liquidate my heart.

"Can I be your tax return? Because I'm looking forward to our date as if it's the end of the fiscal year."

Listen I don't know what the h**... an S corporation is, but I know I want to buy you a drink.

Boy: Because I'm so loss without you!

"Are you a balance sheet? Because I can't help but feel we'd be assets to each other's lives."

"Do you know why accountants make the best lovers? They're used to finding value in assets just like yours."

"Studying Chartered Accounting, huh? I'd love to be the asset you can't resist depreciating."

Are you equity? Cos my assets don't equal liabilities without you.

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears... just like your Snapchat account."

Guy: "Thats right Girl... Benefits while maintaining Independence

"Maybe you can help me. I forgot the password to my account, and when I hit 'password hint,' it keeps telling me 'Jessica’s phone number.'"

Me to my accountant girlfriend

"Without you, there's a big GAAP in my life"

"Are you an accountant? Because I find you absolutely 'taxing' to resist."

"Are you my balance sheet? Because I can't seem to stop accumulating interest in you."

Pardon me, I am by all accounts experiencing difficulty with my engine. Why not bounce on, and I’ll push from behind.

Girl: I'm a MACRS 150 kind of girl, sorry.

"Can I be your credit? Because I feel a strong draw to balance your debit with my affection."

"Are you an accountant? Because I'm finding it impossible to balance my heart around you."

Want to party? Here's a Netflix account and let's throw a Netflix Party.