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Here are 110 officer pick up lines for her and flirty officer rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about officer that are smooth and cute, best working Tinder openers and Hinge openers with officer rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny officer pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty officer joke for a great chat response.

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Hey Girl are you Microsoft office? Cause you excel at getting spread on those sheets.
I must be a SUM function, because being around you adds up to pure excitement and pleasure.
Are you a spreadsheet?

Because you've got all the right formulas to make my heart calculate faster.
Can I take you out for drinks? Say, 9 a.m. in my office tomorrow?
Wanna come up to my office and observe my sector rotation?
I must admit, your skills in Excel are impressive. Shame you can't calculate the impact of my charm.

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Are you a VLOOKUP function?

Because you've got me searching for love in all the right places!

You'd better cuff me officer; I don't have planning permission for this e**....

You must be an Excel pro because you're the only one who can make my heart pivot and my data merge.

Why don't we make like TSA officers in the break room and practice groping each other for a little while?

I'm writing you a ticket - you’ve got ”fine" written all over you.

I'd like to go to work in your oval office.

I'm not here to bust you... I'm here for your bust.

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Hey, I heard you're a pro at spreadsheets. Maybe you can finally help me organize my love life too?

If you were a spreadsheet, you'd be the one with all the formulas, because you've got me feeling a little lost and confused.

I'll show you my oval office if you show me yours.

Is your name Excel?

Because you've got that "sum-thing" special that adds up to perfection!

Are you an officer? Coz I just love to be in your company.

I'm ready to enforce the law of attraction.

Baby care to let me in your Oval Office?

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Are you from the home office cause you got me going crazy.

Hey Girl You Wanna Play Police Officer?

Because I like playing it when it’s hard to breath

The post office may be closed, but I'll still deliver my package inside you.

"I must be a suspect, because I can't escape your captivating gaze, miss officer."

"Is it illegal to look that good in uniform? 'Cause if so, then Officer, you might have to cuff me."

"An army officer, huh? That's impressive! Must have a lot of heart and strength – I like that in a man."

"Hey officer, do I need handcuffs or will your muscular arms keep this cute little guy safe tonight?"

"Well, Officer, I hope you're prepared for Operation Get-to-Know-Me, it's quite a mission!"

"Excuse me, officer, is it a crime to steal your heart? Because I'm guilty as charged."

"I might be a cute little guy, but with you Officer Hottie, I'd love to explore the big bad world."

"Army officer, huh? Now that sounds intriguing. Let's get to know each other, but remember, I run my boot camp my way! 😊"

"Are you a Nazi officer? Because I must be Jewish, as I can't resist falling for your concentration camp."

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"Oh, Mr. Army Officer, is your mission to steal my heart? Because I might just let you."

"Ever considered frisking in the name of love? Because your beauty just stole my heart, Officer."

"They say I've lost my mind at the office. Little do they know, it's been captivated by your irresistible charm."

"Is it a crime to look that good, Officer? If so, I'd love to be your favorite person to handcuff."

"An army officer, huh? Commanding and charming - I'm certainly in for a thrilling conversation. Let's play fair though, what else should I know?"

"Wow, an army officer. I admire that discipline. Ready to discover if we can march to the same beat?"

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by the dentist's office again?"

Girl are you a SUBSTITUTE function ?

Because I want to remove the space between me and you !

"Wow, Officer, your muscles should come with a warning. It's stealing my attention and I'm guilty as charged."

"Your abs should be illegal officer, they're causing dangerous levels of distraction on the road."

Are you the commanding naval officer?

Cause you can have some of my s**....

"Is your address in heaven? Because handling your package feels like a blessing from above."

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"Ever thought of starring in a rom-com? Because our love story would surely be a box office hit."

"Is it illegal to look this good, officer? Because if so, I'm ready for a thorough investigation."

"Kim, if your looks were a disease, I'd need intensive care, cause your beauty is taking my breath away."

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine after our mandatory office coffee break?"

"Well, Mr. Army Officer, I must warn you, getting to know me is like a top-secret mission. Are you up for the challenge?"

Are you a United States Police Officer?...
... because you take my breath away

"Is it illegal to steal hearts? Because you're under arrest for stealing mine with that uniform."

"Is it hot in here or are you just burning up those spreadsheets? You make office work look undeniably sexy."

"Is it a crime to steal hearts? Because you've just arrested mine with that officer look."

"Is it illegal to look that gorgeous? Cuff me officer, I'm guilty of being absolutely captivated by you."

"Is it illegal to look that good? Because you've got me wanting to break the law tonight, officer."

"Excuse me officer, is it a crime to be this attracted to you? Because I'm ready to plead guilty."

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"Wow, an army officer! My curiosity is piqued. Can you handle the battlefield of getting to know me?"

"Soldier, reporting for duty in the name of romance! Can't wait to discover all the fascinating sides of you."

"Army officer, huh? I've always admired discipline and strength. Let's see how this goes. 😊"

"Indeed! Will it be more 'Friends' or 'The Office'? Your call!"

"Oh, an army officer? Well, brace yourself because unravelling my mysteries is no less than a strategic military operation!"

"You're not just managing the office, but also my heart's portfolio."

"Are you a traffic ticket? Because you've got 'fine' written all over you, Officer Gorgeous."

"Are you a certified letter? Because I've been tracking you in my dreams all night long."

Are you working from home? Well fancy for some office s**...?

"Are you a stamp? Because I can't resist the urge to stick with you all the time."

"Is it illegal to steal a kiss, officer? Because I'd gladly do time just for stealing yours."

"You must be a cop because you've got my heart under arrest and I'm ready for a full body search."

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"Well, Mr. Army Officer... tell me, can you handle a girl who marches to the beat of her own drum?"

"You must be a special delivery, because my heart skips a beat every time I see you."

Are you a police officer?

Because you take my breath away

"Are you a police officer? Because you've got 'fine' written all over you."

"Did you learn CPR as a cop? Because every time I see you, you take my breath away."

"Is it illegal to be this hot, Officer? Because you've got me feeling like I need to be handcuffed."

"Are those handcuffs real? Because it's a crime how dangerously sexy you look tonight."

"Oh, an army officer? Just like in the movies - let's hope this isn't a mission impossible!"

"An army officer? That's intriguing! I love a man in uniform, but can you cope with a woman who'll keep you on your toes?"

"Oh, absolutely! The perfect blend of 'Friends' vibes with a dash of 'The Office' humor. What's your favorite sitcom, by the way?"

"Well, Mr. Army Officer, I do enjoy a man in uniform! But can you handle the challenge of getting to know me?"

"An army officer? So, can you handle a friendly assault of humor and sarcasm?"

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