110 Marine Life Pick Up lines And Rizz

Are you just pleased to meet me, or is that an Architeuthis in your trousers?

I'd love to explore the depths of your sea.

Are you a blue lobster? 'Cause you're one in two million!

What do you say we get the flock out of here?

What's a couple of bites like you doing out here?

I'd gladly be caught in a net with you.

I feel clamplete when I have you here in my fins.

Fish, did you fall from heaven or do you just taste that good.

Brrr! My arms are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving mantle?

Caviar or caviaren't you coming home with me tonight?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to swim past you again?

If I told you you had great chromatophores, would you hold them against me?

Baby, you make my heart jump like the fishes in Lahad Datu Sabah.

How do you like your phytoplankton?

I'm a s**... whale. Seriously, what more do I need to say?

Your beak says no, but your hearts say yes, no, and maybe.

Do you know the difference between my hectocotylus and a calamari ring? No??? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!

I love the ocean of your eyes!

And I shell always love you.

Are you an octopus? Cuz you octopi my thoughts.

You really bring me out of my shell.

I'd swim the deepest ocean for you. And I'm not just saying that cause I'd do it anyway. Cause I'm a fish.

"Well, Marin, it's been a while. Life has its twists, doesn't it? Who's this little angel you're carrying?"

Hey girl, are you a cephalochordate?? Cause ill HEAD over to your place any day.

Are you Swedish? Cause you're the sweetest fish in the sea.

"It's been a while, Marin. We may have our differences, but I'd always want to be part of our daughter's life."

I hope you're amphibious. because you take my breath away.

I love your dress.

It's soFISHticated.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Probably not, because of your protective shell. (Turtle)

Didn't I see you on the cover of Marine Biology Monthly? (Octopus)

Do ya mind if I stick this under your mantle? (Octopus)

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I swim by again?

Do you like pet shellfish? Because I have a very sweet clam you should pet.

Do you like seafood? Because I've got crabs.

Do you work here, because you smell of tuna?

Excuse me, but do you like whales? (yeah, why) Because I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.

Gimme some fin. Noggin'. Dude!

Girl, you look ancient—considering we're one of the oldest species on earth, that's a compliment. (Turtle)

Hey babe, let's do it dolphin style.

Hey baby, are you a marine biologist? Because I'd like to hist the club and seal the deal with you.

Hey baby, let's play meiosis. Why don't you go first and split your legs.

hey baby, show me your feeders and I'll show you mine

How about I take you out to a nice seafood dinner and never call you again

I bet you love blowholes.

I bet your tank isn’t as hot as you are.

I can be your hero in a half shell. (Turtle)

I can talk in a high pitched dolphin voice... EE ee eeee E.. E.. Eee E E Ee

I can't afford a ticket to sea world so can I just see your dolphin show?

I enjoy cocktails and midnight strolls along the beach... want to dig a giant breeding hole together? (Turtle)

I know you're naturally cold-blooded, but how about you give me a chance to warm you up. (Turtle)

I might be left shark, but I'm the righ tshark for you.

I really respect a mollusk who doesn't have to hide in a shell, and can just be herself. (Octopus)

I saw you and I was hooked.

I speak whale.

I think my firefish wants to hide in your live rock

I used to hate alge, but it's starting to grow on me.

I wanna eat you if that's okay? (Shark)

I want to be the clown fish to your sea anemone.

I whale shower you with love.

I whaley love you

I wish we can be the type of jellyfish that lives forever, so I can love you forever.

If you were a fish, you’d be a Clownfish.

If you were a fish, you’d be an Angelfish.

If you were a manatee I’d want to be your food, and spend a long time inside you.

Is that a goldfish in your pants or are you just happy to see me

Just like the whales, I can hold my breath for as long as it takes as well.

Let's get out of these wetsuits, and into a dry, awkward moment we'll never talk about again.