110 Fish Pick Up lines And Rizz

We should hook up. Get it?

I visited an aquarium today. I saw a fish there, and thought of you.

Hey girl, you must be 15 inches cause you're a keeper.

My dad has a drift boat.

Fish, did you fall from heaven or do you just taste that good.

I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours.

So, I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

You're the only fish in the sea for me.

Bow ties may be cool, but I think you're cooler. I swear it on fish fingers and custard.

Wanna see my big lure?

I may not be able to do miracles but i got fish and bread enough for two would you like to join me?

Hey gorgeous, can I pickle your fish?

Hey sweet thang, can I buy you a fish sandwich?

Baby, you're the fish fingers to my custard.

You can look through my tackle box.

There may be a lot of fish in the sea but your the only one I want to catch and mount back at my cabin.

Want to compare tan lines?

You should see the size of the one that got away.

You’re like an award-winning fish. And I want to catch you tonight.

Hey baby, Can you please hold my rod?

Hey baby, you wanna cast a line with me?

I don't know if you’'ve ever been fishing, but I think we should hook up.

Hello, dear. Do you think you are ready to spawn?

Babe, tonight I will be your biggest catch.

You wanna get out of this fishbowl?

I have been a lone shark all my life. Meeting you tonight makes me want to become your fish in the sea.

There's plenty of fish in the sea, but you are the true shark for me.

When you've got beauty like yours you don't need to use bait.

We should hook up when you feel like it.

You just reeled me in with your beauty.

A shark just ate my girlfriend during our fishing trip. Will you be my new one?

Forget about all the fish in the sea, you need a whale to pleasure you.

Are you a fisherman because I think you're a reel catch.

Babe, are you a master baiter? Because this fish is yours tonight.

Does your p**... smell like fish? I love my sushi.

Hey baby, can you please hold my rod and wait for what happens?

Does your p**... smell like fish because I like sushi

I have a lucky pole.

Can you check and see if I have a hook in my lip? I think you just hooked me.

You've the hook, line, and sinker. I am yours forever.

I'm as thirsty for your love as the fish were for water.

I’ll let you look through my tackle box.

You have a butt that looks like a buffer gut.

People say you should teach a man how to fish? How about teaching me?

I have a lucky pole. And I think it's about to get luckier tonight.

Want to see how long my fishing rod is?

Babe, it's time to get out of this fishbowl and see the real world with me.

Could you hold my eel? He is a slippery little f**....

I'd swim the deepest ocean for you. And I'm not just saying that cause I'd do it anyway. Cause I'm a fish.

Girl, I would never throw you back once I catch you.

Damn you're like an award winning bass. I dunno whether to mount you or eat you.

"Are you the ocean? Because you make every other girl seem like a drop of fish piss in comparison."

I have a lucky pole and I'll let you use it.

"Babe, our love could be deeper than the ocean, even if it's full of fish piss."

"Your smile is like the ocean, full of mystery and beauty, can I dive in?"

Do you mind if I put my tackle in your box?

"Like a dazzling fish in the sea, you're the beautiful catch that has captivated me."

"Just like a fish takes to water, my thoughts seem to naturally drift towards you."

You know the fish isn’t the only catch here.

"rizz: So, do you also enjoy underwater basket weaving?"

"I can't say I do. I tried once but the fish kept stealing my materials."

"Are you the ocean? Because I'm swimming in the sea of your charm, regardless of the fish piss."

"Just like a fish out of water, I find myself gasping every time I see your enchanting smile."

Hey girl are you an angler fish?

Because you are the light in my darkness.

"Are you a mermaid? Because I'm fishing for a girl just like you!"

Are you a fish? Because you're reeling me in with your beauty and charm.

You can call me Nemo, because I'm never afraid to touch the butt.

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been hunting for: a catch and a brew."

"Are you a fish? Because every time I see you, I feel like the luckiest guy on the fishing pond."