110 Life Pick Up lines And Rizz

Are you lapis lazuli

Cause I could use you to enchant my life

Roses are red, violets are blue

I'd rather live a lie than a life without you.

Hey girl wanna go out with me

Or do you wanna stay in that cellar for the rest of your life?

Hey girl, are you mentally disabled?

Because I want to spend the rest of my life taking care of you.

Roses are red, marvel films are s**..., the only thing that will make my life great, is a picture of your t**....

Are you my dad?

Cuz you’re the only thing missing from my life

I heard you wanted some spice in your life, should I c**...-in?

Are you a pen?

Because I want to write my life's story with you

I want to actively listen to your life story.

I have a little blue pill, and it has your name all over it.

One game of penochle and your desitin kiss is mine.

Screw me if I’m wrong, but haven’t we met before?

This cold ain't as infectious as your smile.

Come on baby girl don't let your imaginary friends ruin your kiss life...

Girl, you so fine I will Retweet your life.

Waiter, you have an aged, dry white? Something to complement the little lady here.

Do you like flowers because I can see a flower just by looking at you.

Are you feeling a little down? I can help feel you up.

Hello, my name is Will.

As in, I'm Gods will for your life.

Girl, is your name May? Cause, May i be your Imam?

I'll give you life if you be my Candy Crush.

Excuse me, Hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you...

Some scientists classify me as "vulgaris", but I'm really sweet once you get to know me.

Didn't I see you on the cover of Marine Biology Monthly?

You may have spent the last two months looking for me, but I have spent my entire life looking for you.

So ...what caliber is your boutineer?

Let's move things to the bedroom. We can use my stairlift.

I've got a handrail in my shower, babe!

I really respect a mollusk who doesn't have to hide in a shell, and can just be herself.

Do you believe in love at first sight, 'cause, if so, I'll grab my bifocals.

Hey babe, wanna check out my life jacket tan?

If you go home with me this could be the best night of your life...

I can't remember what kiss is. Care to help me remember?

Are you cold? Cause I can be your sweater.

You, me and the defribrillator, baby.

Hey boy, you like girls in granny panties?

Sexy cankles!

Is that a double ended vibrator in your pocket,

or are you just happy to see me?

No, I didn't have a s**...; I was actually winking at you.

Do ya mind if I stick this under your mantle?

They tell me if I could see your face, I'd instantly fall in love...

Will you join me on this adventure called life, and journey with me to heaven?

Let's get crazy and leave our teeth in tonight.

I was feeling a little off today, but you managed to turn me on.

Why don't you tuna around and let me bass.

Check my prostate if I'm wrong, but do I know you from somewhere?

You look like a really hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.

So you’re straight?

So are noodles until they get hot.

Are you a smelt? Because you're the only caplin I sea.

If I had a star for every time you brightened my life, I'd be holding a galaxy.

Is your name yorick? Cuz Evanescence isn't the only one who brings me to life.

Have you two ever had a t**...?

You look good with a few extra pounds on you.

They say the eyes are the mirror to the soul. You must have one beautiful soul.

Hey paprika, wanna spice up my life?

You’re the opposite of my homework in high school. "How?" I actually want to do you all night long.

Are you just pleased to meet me, or is that an Architeuthis in your trousers?

I think God just answered my discernment about my vocation to a married life.

My muscle aches are nothing compared to the heartache you’re causing me.

I'll be your xena if you be my Gabrielle...

Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura?

You're like fresh ginger on the rice bowl of my life.

Wanna judge these reckless teenagers together?

Id love to invest in a riding lawnmower, to eat my grass.

I wish I was one of ur tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.

I've been praying to St. Anthony my whole life to find you.

Why do i need a girlfriend when i can have a boyfriend, keito-kun?