89 Mount Pick Up lines And Rizz

I need your /dev for my mount.

Baby, I wanna full-mount you...

Call me Tenzing Norgay Sherpa, cuz i wanna be the first Nepali man to climb your Mount Everest.

Do you like mountain dew

Cause I want to mount and do you

There may be a lot of fish in the sea but your the only one I want to catch and mount back at my cabin.

You can mount me any time and I will take you places.

I don’t know whether to mount you or eat you. You are like a prize winning shark.

Are you mount everest?

Because I want to get on top of you.

I am a microbiologist, my job involves lots of streaking, probing and mounting. I do it all with culture and sensitivity.

Damn you're like an award winning bass. I dunno whether to mount you or eat you.

Girl, were you forged in the fires of Mount Doom?

Because you're precious.

I don’t know whether to eat you or mount you.

There are a lot of sharks in the sea, but you are the only one I’d like to catch and mount back home.

Did you fall through a portal from Mount Celestia, because you look like an angel.

"Usually, I'm conquering mount laundry or playing guitar - it's a sexy balance of domestic and rock star, don't you think?"

Girl, are you an Arri 650?

Because I want to mount you on my light stand and plug you with my cord.

Open up those barn doors for me and let me see your beautiful hot bulbs.

Now don’t get too hot, I have a couple scrims I’m planning on slipping into you. Hang on, let me whip them out of my scrim bag.

"Ever been to the top of Mount Cook? Because your beauty outshines any view I've seen there."

"Do you believe in love at high altitude? Because I can't breathe when I see you, just like on Mount Everest!"

Are you a game fish?

Because i don’t know wether to eat you or mount you.

You're like an award winning fish

I don't know whether to eat you or mount you

"Ever climbed Mount Everest, beautiful? Because your smile is already taking me to the highest peaks."

Are you soda? 🥤

Because I want to Mount and do you 🥵

"Excuse me, do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes on my way to Mount Everest."

"Just like Mount Fuji, your beauty stands out and it's a peak I would love to conquer."

"Ever thought of modeling as a Greek god? Cause your chiseled abs look like they belong on Mount Olympus."

"Did we just hike up Mount Everest? Because my heart just peaked seeing your breathtaking beauty."

"Is your name Sicily? Because you're as hot as Mount Etna and twice as captivating."

"Ever been mistaken for a Greek god? Because your chiseled looks belong on Mount Olympus."

Hey girl, are you a flag?

Cause I'd like to mount you on my pole

There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place

Girl, you can mount me any day.

I'll let you mount me for 15 minutes too.

Hey are you Mount Everest?

Cause i wanna climb on top of you

"Are you into US landmarks? Cause when you're around, my head feels like it's on Mount Rushmore's peak."

Girl, you must be a spare tire

Because I want to mount you, pump you full, and let you down easy

"You must be Venezuelan, because just like Mount Roraima, you're a peak that's impossible to conquer."

"Are you a rare fish in the sea? Because I would love to catch you, but I promise not to mount you on my wall."

"Ever climbed Mount Everest, darling? Because your smile is the highest peak of beauty I've ever seen."

"Did it hurt when you fell from Mount Olympus? Because only a goddess could look as stunning as you."

Baby, you're hotter than the cracks of Mount Doom.

Girl are you /dev/sda1

Coz I really wanna mount you...

"Do you have a map to Mount Olympus? Because I just got lost in your divinely beautiful eyes."

Hey girl, are you from South Dakota?

Cause you make my Mount Rushmore

Are you a soda?

Bc u would mountain do u
(mount & do)

Babe, want to give this infinite drill mount a ride of a life time?

Get on over here and mount my Rushmore.

Of course there's lots of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd love to catch and mount back at my place.

Girl you're so fine

That if you recreated those Japanese videos where people bow at a deer it'd straight up mount your head

The mount is my favorite.

In Randori

Do you want to mount that steering rack on my monocoque?

Hey are you a wall mounted TV?

Because you are flat

You are like a large mouth bass...I don't know if I should mount you or eat you.

Let play taxidermy, I'll mount your rack and stuff your beaver.

The fires of Mount Doom aren't nearly as hot as you are.

I erupt like Mount Doom for you, baby!

You're like a prize winning fish... I dont know whether to eat you or mount you.

There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back home.

Prepare to mount!

You remind me of a green bottle. Because I wanna Mount and Do you!

If I were a horse, I'd rather you mounted me without the saddle.

I've heard that you are an Epic mount.

You are the only one I want to capture and mount.

Are you yoshi? Because I could mount you any time of the day.

Ill let you go Glaive any day if you'll mount me 😉

I want to mount you like a Frenchman with an insect glaive.

I guess I've equipped the Insect Glaive, 'cos I wanna mount you!

Are you new to Monster Hunter? Let me teach you how to mount in person.