52 Package Delivery Pick Up lines And Rizz

Girl, are you from the Amazon? Because you’re the full package.

Girl, you've got the whole package.

Babe, here's my number. I could deliver my package to your bed any night.

Girl, I got the package. It's bigger on the inside.

Sleep with a UPS driver, because they always deliver.

Babe, forget about pick up lines. You could accept my package tonight.

Your package for one boyfriend is in route.

Girl, nice delivery. I want to inspect your package before receiving.

Are you a delivery person. Because I want you to handle my package gently.

The post office may be closed, but I'll still deliver my package inside you.

Girl, you are so hot, I need to inspect your package for any explosives or hazardous materials inside.

I got flexible delivery. You can take it through the front door or the backyard.

"Is that a big package in your shorts or are you just excited to see me? Either way, keep the deliveries coming."

"You're the special delivery I've been waiting for, how about we take this package to the next level, Mr. Mailman?"

Is that a package or are you just happy to see me?

"Do you come with express delivery? Your muscle-bound figure has me craving for a special drop-off in my tight mailbox."

I've got a huge stimulus package just for you.

"Is your shirt off because it's hot or because you're making my mailbox steam with anticipation for your big delivery?"

Would you like a drink before receiving my package?

"Hey handsome, the way you handle those packages with your muscle-bound arms is a priority delivery straight to my heart."

"Are you a Golgi Body? Because you've got me feeling sorted, packaged, and ready for delivery to your heart."

"Is that a special delivery in your shorts, or are you just excited to see me unload?"

Call me your delivery guy

Cz this big package is for you

"Your abs glisten in the sun, but it's your thick, sweaty package that has my mailbox yearning for a special delivery."

"Is your body a package from UPS? Because I'm eager to sign off on those muscular deliveries."

"Is your mail truck as loaded as your shorts? Because I'm ready to handle your special delivery."

"Just like a Golgi body, my feelings for you are perfectly packaged and ready for delivery."

"Your sweaty delivery has me signed, sealed, and delivered. Fancy unwrapping your package in my backroom?"

"Those sweat-glistening abs of yours make every package delivery feel like Christmas morning. Mind if I unwrap your gift backstage?"

"Those abs are the perfect express delivery, but can I explore that extra-large package in your shorts?"

"Seeing you strut shirtless with my package, makes every delivery a special one. Care to handle my return package?"

"Ever considered a special delivery in the back of your truck? I promise I'll be gentle with your package."

"Hey there, Mr. UPS man, those abs are my favorite package. Mind if I sign for a personal delivery in your truck?"

"Gotta say, your abs shine brighter than any package I've ever received. How about we do some delivery in private?"

"I've got a special delivery, just for you. Mind if I hand it over in private?"

Situational pick-up line

This one is for a cohabitator that receives a delivery

"a package came for you. i hope i can do the same"

"Hey handsome, can you handle two deliveries? Because I'm shipping my heart to you along with that package."

"Is it hot out here or is it just your abs melting my delivery? Your package seems to be the special delivery I've been waiting for."

"Your abs glisten like a special delivery. Can't wait for you to unload that big parcel in my slot."