88 Pharmacy Pick Up lines And Rizz

All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.

If you ever get sick, I should just be your only paracetamol.

I have an ectopic heartbeat when I see you.

Ive been medscheckin you out for 20 minutes, and the only thing I reckon you should be on is me!

Girl you so sweet I’m gonna need a Metformin prescription.

Well hello there! Would you like some help with your femring?

You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.

Girl you got a nice volume of distribution...I'd really like fill up your bathtub.

Hey babe, it says here that you're picking up Aleve, but I think you're lacking Vitamin Me.

Hey girl, I could fill your script.

Girl you're so hot that I would still talk to you even after I'm off the anti-depressant pills I stole from my hospital's pharmacy.

Are you lithium cuz I'm thirsty for you.

Hey you're a pretty good looking pharmacist.

I must be on Stilnox, because you're the girl of my dreams.

I am the drug of your dreams, I got long duration of action.

Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.

I am a pharmacists, I do it without breaks and I go all day long.

"Are you studying pharmacy? Because every time I look at you, my heart rate increases and I need a dose of your love."

"Is there a compound in Pharmacy that sparks chemistry, or is it just your smile that's highly reactive?"

"Is it a coincidence that you're studying pharmacy? Because every moment with you seems to be the perfect remedy."

"You must be my pharmaceutical wonder, because every time I look at you, my heart rate accelerates."

"Are you a drug? Because your beauty is absolutely intoxicating, I think I need a prescription."

"Did you just start studying pharmacy? Because my heart beats faster every time I see you."

Let's spice up your love life, do you accept third parties?

"Do you study Pharmacy? Because every time I see you, my heart rate increases beyond normal."

"Are you my prescribed medicine? Because I find myself needing your smile to cure my daily blues."

"Like an antidepressant, your smile boosts my mood to happiness that no pharmacy can prescribe."

"Must you have a degree in pharmacy, because your love's like a drug and that sexy picture is my prescription."

"You must be a pharmacist, because just one look at you and all my problems seem curable."

Babe you make me so happy you give me serotonin syndrome.

Babe, do you do more than lick and stick?

"Excuse me, do you have a map? I got lost in your eyes while admiring your passion for pharmacy."

"Are you sure you're not a drug? Because I'm addicted to your smile and there's no known cure."

Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.

"Are you studying pharmacy? Because every time I see you, my heart races like it's on adrenaline."

Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.

Ready to find new routes of administration?

Hey girl, wanna play with my ointment slab? We can trituate all night!

Put your white coat on, you’ve pulled…

Must be taken o**....

Reasons to date a pharmacist:
Pharmacists can do more than lick and stick.
Pharmacists have a long duration of action.
Pharmacists Rx rated.
Pharmacists find new routes of administration.
Pharmacists do it over the counter.
Pharmacists are patient lovers.
Pharmacists accept third parties.
Pharmacists have a quick reconstitution time.
Pharmacists do it without breaks.
You will want no substitution.

Take twice-daily or as desired.

Yes, we carry placebos, but you will need a fake prescription.

You must be a Class III, because you got my heart racing.

You need to add me to methadone register, because I’m addicted to you.

You're so pharma-cute-ical!

Your prescription for one large, um, suppository is ready for pickup.

Is it me or is there an interaction between us?

I'm your Plan A... we'll worry Plan B later.

I want to take you over the counter.

I must have a low creatinine clearance, because I can't seem to get you out of my mind.

I have sugar free methadone because I’m sweet enough

I got your suppository right here, baby.

I don't always get C2 prescriptions, but when I do, I get ten at a time.

How about Pen G and Plan B?

Hey, I'm like acetaminophen I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.

Hey girl, I heard you are the pharmacist. Here is my new methadone prescription. See you everyday for the rest of our lives.

Hey baby, you are like Mannitol always pleasant taste and cool.

Hey baby, you are like a SSRI antipsychotic. It only makes sense when you are with me.

Girl you're so expensive my insurance is requiring a prior authorization before our first date.

Girl you must be Sotalol, because you prolong my QT interval

Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.

Baby, I will Medicare for you all night.

Baby I'm like Efavirenz. Go out with me and let me take your nightmares away.

Babe, is ur middle name Desyrel? because you gave me a priapism.

Are you an Advil. Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.

Apply me to your sensitive area.