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110 Plant Pick Up lines And Rizz

Here are 110 plant pick up lines for her and flirty plant rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about plant that are smooth and cute, best working Tinder openers and Hinge openers with plant rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny plant pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty plant joke for a great chat response.

Best Working Plant Rizz

A good Plant pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. Hey girl are you a fertilizer?

    Because you make my plant grow.

  2. Are you made of soil?

    Cause i wanna plant my seed in your hole

  3. I'd love to get into your plants!

  4. Let's go identify wild plants in the forest.

  5. Let's head to the park so I can plant my tree.

  6. Do you know where i can find a Hoe so i can plant my tool?

Short and cute plant pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about plant are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Can I plant my tree in your rain forest?

I see you're putting some flowers down in your new garden... how about you come plant one of them on me?

If you can plant a tree, will you dig me?

Is that corn in your silo, or did you have to plant barley this year too?

Are you a succulent plant?

Because aloe you vera much.

Inside you, I shall plant a tree. Metaphorically speaking, of course.

Do you wanna plant some Sugar Daddy?

Cheesy plant Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

You could plant some seeds in my back garden!

Hey sweetheart, do you like gardening?

How about you plant your tulips on mine?

Are you soil?
Cause I’d love to plant my seed in you

If me and you made a garden, Would you plant your tulips next to mine?

Is it just me, or are you the most captivating chloroplast I've ever seen? You're giving me serious plant biology fantasies.


What do you say we.. plant some seeds?

You must be a life plant, because I never feel so alive in my life.

Funny plant Tinder openers

Try using funny and charming Plant conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Hinge and chat.

If I were a plant, I would choose you as my chloroplast any day.

Hey gurl, wanna plant a tree with me? We can carve our initials into it on our 50th anniversary.

Alexia Ashford: You want to see my body? You’re the only one who can see what’s under these plants.

You must be a plant cell, because you have captured my heart like a chloroplast.

Do you want to plant tulips?
Your two lips on my lips?

I'm about to plant my bomb right on your B-site.

Baby, you're the bomb, why don't you plant it at bombsite D?

Can I plant my bomb on your G-Spot?

Hey girl, wanna plant a tree with me?


If you was my heifer, I'd done drive you to the meat processing plant.

If you were a garden, I would dig you to plant trees.

"Remember when you told me you love gardening? Well, I just realized, our love could be a 'plant-onic' relationship."

Clever plant Pickup Lines and Hinge openers

Using good and clever Plant hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

"If I could plant a flower every time I thought of you, we'd be walking through an endless garden of passion."

"Are you a plant? Because you've rooted me to the spot, and I'm suddenly feeling quite grown on you."

"So you think plants farm humans? Guess that makes me your sunflower, always turning towards your light."

"Is your heart a garden? Because I can see myself planting feelings there."

"Are you a sunflower? Because every time I see you, I find myself turning towards your radiant beauty."

"Are you a dalo plant? Because every time I see you, my heart roots for you."

"Thanks! It's the result of a strict vocal diet of rock-and-roll and talking to plants. They say I have a green 'throat'!"

What's your strat for the night because I'm thinkin' of planting my bomb at site V.

"Can I call you Bulbasaur? Because I'm just itching to plant some sweet words in your heart!"


"Babe, if you were a power plant, you'd be solar, because you light up my world the moment you smile."

"Excuse me, but I think your beauty is photosynthesizing my feelings for you into pure love."

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your anthers, the way bees lose themselves in flowers."

Smooth plant Rizz Lines To Get Her Number

Using these smooth Plant pickup lines make her give you her number.

"Are you a plant? Because I'm feeling pretty farmed by your photosynthesis of beauty."

Hey, baby. I'd love to plant a sapling in your forest.

"Is your name Bulbasaur? Because just like it, you've planted a seed of love in my heart."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again and plant a captivating kiss on your hand?"

"Darling, you make my heart race faster than a horse in Stardew Valley. How about we plant the seeds of love tonight?"

"Are you a cactus? Because I'm stuck on you and can't leaf without a prickly conversation."

"Like a cell wall you stand, resilient and grand, could I be the water to your plant, and hold your lovely hand?"

"Is your name Fertilizer? Because you make my heart grow like a blossoming tomato plant in summer."

"Is your name Anther? Because my heart feels like it's pollinated every time I see you."


"Just like a plant needs a cell wall, my heart needs your love to stand tall."

"You must be good at planting seeds, 'cause you've just sown one of desire in my heart with your well-sculpted physique."

"Are you a rare bloom? Because I've been garden my heart and you're the exotic beauty I've been waiting to cultivate."

Flirty plant Pickup Lines To Use on Guys

These flirty Plant pick up lines are made to get him interested.

I dig you more than a shovel digs up plants...

"I must be a plant cell and you're my chloroplast. Without you, I just can't seem to function right."

You know what is better than plant life?

We make our own life.

"You're like a sunflower, darling, standing tall and radiant, turning heads and stirring desires wherever you bloom."

"Ronald Renard, your charm's so strong, in my heart, you've planted a song."

Babe, do you have dry desert? Because I would plant my cactus bloom in your private garden.

I'll rock your plant like I did to Eartha kit

"Are you a cactus? Because I find myself getting stuck on you every time I see you."

"Offended? Nah, I'm like a rubber band - flexible and bounces back quickly. Plus, it's hard to offend a guy who talks to his plants!"


"Are you a Bulbasaur? Because you've planted something special in my heart that's growing uncontrollably."

"Are you a Spike in Valorant? Because my heart is rushing to plant feelings for you at Site B."

"Ha, well considering my plant family is thriving, I think my nurturing skills are on point. Maybe the stork just lost my address?"

Cringe plant Pickup Lines For Your Girlfriend

Hey girl, are you fertile?

*Because I want to my plant my seeds in your moist areas*

"Are you a photosynthesizing beauty? Because every time I see you, I feel like I'm growing in your garden of love."

Did you plant pitfall seeds? Because you made me fall for you.

"They say your forehead's too big, but to me it's just more space to plant sweet kisses."

"Since you think plants farm us, can we photosynthesize a spark between us into something blooming fantastic?"

"Hey, are we humans getting farmed by plants? Because I'm absolutely 'rooting' for a date with you!"

"Do you have an aloe vera plant at home, or can I provide some soothing company for your sunburn?"

Girl you so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

Are you dirt?

Cause I wanna plant my seed in you and watch it grow.

"Hey, if plants are farming us, let's be the funniest crop together, making them green with envy."

"If I were to plant a tulip for every time you made my heart flutter, the world would be in eternal spring."

"Are you a rare species of flower? Because I've never seen beauty bloom quite like yours."

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Plant love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on dating sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Plant openers to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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