110 Political Pick Up lines And Rizz

Here are 110 political pick up lines for her and flirty political rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about political that are smooth and cute, best working Tinder openers and Hinge openers with political rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny political pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty political joke for a great chat response.

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A good Political pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

My d**ck is so polite

It stands up so you can sit down :)
Let’s go out and I’ll do to you what neither of these candidates will do to the country.
Have you been protesting? Cause all that angst & hate really turns me on!
Is that wood for your picket sign, or you just happy to see me?
Are you tired? Cos you've been running from me all day, baby.
Let's check if what happens in Strasbourg, stays in Brussels.

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France applause the initiative, and would further like to discuss with you the proposal later tonight.

Baby, do we need a prenup contract or it is enougth with the TTIP?

From the moment I looked in to your eyes.. I knew.. You loved liberation of the oppressed people as much as I do.

Baby, we come from different countries, but tonight let's speak the 24 official languages of love.

I want to actively listen to your life story.

A commission of inquiry has been appointed to investigate and penetrate into the issue deeply.

I hope you like feeling empowered because you're making me nervous.

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I got you a recycled engagement ring to save our planet"s finite resources.

Like the moon, my thoughts revolve around you.

I want to exploit you like an oil company.

Yours is the only w**... I’d vote for...

It's getting hot in herre, let's create a cap-and-trade scheme.

Please end up this poverty in my heart and stand in solidarity by my side.

How long did it take you to get here? Because you look like you’re a member of the delegation from Heaven.

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How bout I punch your ballot with my meat mallet?

I need to give myself a Presidential Pardon for what I am thinking about doing to you.

Tonight, be with me & the EU at the crossroads of our destiny.

I'm the president!

You look so good, you'd stop traffic even if you weren't blockading.

Hey baby, with a mouth like that, I bet you can really speak your mind.

I propose an alliance, that is characterized by the inclusion of reciprocal and continual pleasure.

Mind if I stuff your ballot box?

You sure meet my convergence criteria.

I'd buy you a drink, but I want you to be able to consent later.

I'll be the EU, you be Britain, just tell me what you want.

You know it's all about jobs and growth. Or is it the other way round?

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Baby, I got 99 problems and the oppression faced by your community that disallows us from being together is one of them.

Shall we take part in a co-decision procedure... your amendments first?

You're like the advocate general, you always give your opinion whether we're gonna listen or not.

Babe, you got dem killer eyes...

Excuse me, were your feet injured on your fall from the heavens? Because that kind of injury is covered under the ACA...

So are you up for some preventive or corrective action?

You've got the aquis to my door.

My love is like communism ; everyone gets a share , and it is only good in theory.

My booty call doesn't do the walk of shame, she does the trail of tears.

Girl, I'm not concerned about your thigh gap. But I am concerned about your wage gap.

Let's talk dirty:

Spitzenkandidaten!

You know what's harder than read post-structuralist literature? Me.

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Is that a large building for storing grain or are you just pleased to see me?

Can we break all the rules together tonight, including the Maastricht and the Lisbon-treaties?

We don't have to worry about leaving carbon footprints when we're horizontal.

Let's head to the park so I can plant my tree.

In honor of Earth Day, I'll rock your world.

I want to give a state of the union on your capitol hills.

Wanna' come to my mansion and check out my "gun collection"?

I usually pick up trash, but today I want to pick up you.

Nothing turns me on more than you being against the oppressive system.

My heart must be a plane, cause you just hijacked it.

Yes, this IS an EBT card in my pocket...and I'm happy to see you.

Hey baby why do you smell so good? Is it because you've been in Dang Wangi last night?

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I wanna drill you like an Alaskan oilfield.

Baby I don't use chlorofluorocarbon, but I bet you and I can still turn up the heat.

Uruguay, I'm a girl. Let's make an alliance.

Which is great with the Single Market, is that it ensures cooperation between its members.

There must be C4 in my pants cuz you make me want to go BOOM!

Let’s treat your pants like the polar ice caps and make them disappear.

Fancy a look at my majority?

I'd like to trickle down on her.

I would like to make explode inside you, yes?

Let's erase these borders and negotiate a one-state solution.

So, what's your favorite millennium development goal?

The revolution will not be televised, so let's go to a movie instead.

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Who said o**...?! It is just an exchange of best practices.

Be my Europa and I let you ride on me all night long.

Let’s get out of here and I’ll do to you what either of these candidates will do to America.

Call me the president cause I'll Barack your world.

I just voted, now who wants get drunk and see my electoral college?

Everyday is Earth Day for me baby.

You take my heart when you take the streets.

This is my old elementary school, wanna see my classroom?

Do you work in Frankfurt? Cos you just raised my interest.

Are you a parking ticket?

Cause you've got fine judgment written all over you.

Hey girl, I hope you pick me, but what's really important is your right to choose.

I hadn't experienced real privilege until I met you.

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