93 Post Apocalyptic Pick Up lines And Rizz

They say cockroaches are the only things that can survive a nuclear blast. So... wouldn't you feel a little safer if you had the first half of that word in you?

Baby, your skin is as soft as Kleenex. And as thin, papery and prone to ripping.

Being part of The Resistance does not mean saying “NO” to me. (John Connor)

Did a nuke just go off in my pants? Because it looks like there's a big mushroom cloud forming down there.

Didn’t you say “If I was the last man on earth”? Looks like we’re getting pretty close. (John Connor)

Don't worry. If there's another quake, I'm something sturdy you can hide under. (Earthquake)

Even if it is the end of the world, there's still time to fix my dance moves. Can you help?

Girl you are so fine! I wouldn’t even care if you were a Terminator. You could kill me with those sexy red eyes. (John Connor)

Hey baby, I'm gonna leave you like the population of earth after the meteor hits, screaming, bleeding, and on fire.

Hey baby, that biohazard suit looks good on you but it'd look better on the floor of my bomb shelter.

Hey Baby, that self-contained re-hydrating anti-radiation suit looks great on you, but it would look even better on the floor of my bunker

Hey sexy. What's shakin'? (Earthquake)

Hopefully the world doesn't end today because I think you might just be my reason to live.

How did someone as rapturously gorgeous as you not get raptured?

I couldn't imagine spending my last hours on earth with anyone other than you.

I don’t know about an earthquake, but I’d sure like to make your plates shift. (Earthquake)

I just couldn't leave the earth without talking to you.

I know you're worried about all of this end of the world business, you better stay with me tonight just in case.

I like my women like I like my tequila… cold and stiff. And, of course, that whole worm thing. (Zombie)

I love you for your braaaaaaaaains! (Zombie)

I love you more than non-perishable food items.

I promise to love, honor and cherish you until the end of the time.

I'm even more afraid of losing you than I am of what we're going to have to do when the food rations run out.

I'm pretty scared that the end of the world is coming, especially since I haven't even gotten your number yet.

I’d give my right arm for a date with you. Here you go! (Zombie)

I am literally the last man alive. Have kiss with me. Please.

If I had a cell phone, or any fingers, I would ask you for your number. (Zombie)

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me and then let me eat it? (Zombie)

If my lungs still worked, you would totally take my breath away! (Zombie)

If the world ends tonight, can I be in your end?

If we are forced into cannibalism, the first thing I am going to bite is your booty.

If you don’t go out with me, I’ll tell the machines where you are hiding. Just kidding…………….maybe. (John Connor)

Is it hot in here or is it just you? The polar ice caps have melted, so it's probably the former, but I just thought I'd ask.

Is that a mutation or are you happy to see me?

Is that a radiation-induced tumor growing out of your inner thigh or are you just happy to see me?

Is that another earthquake? Quick! Duck and get under my covers! (Earthquake)

It's the end of the world, and you're drinking that? Let me get you something better.

Its the end of the world, will you be Mayan?

If there are no more dates in the Mayan calendar, can it really be date r**...?

Nice ribs! (Zombie)

Since this may be our last day on earth, I'm feeling generous. Can I buy you a drink?

so its about to end....wanna go out with a bang?

Somebody said something about a 5.9, but baby, you’re a 10. (Earthquake)

The earthquake was in Virginia today, but it could be in your bedroom tonight. (Earthquake)

They say cockroaches are the only things that can survivie a nuclear blast. So... wouldn't you feel a little safer if you had the first half of that word in you?

They say nice guys finish last. With most of our population gone, it’s about a nine person race. What do I get for finishing fourth? (John Connor)

This may sound like a pick up line, but you might die without me. Literally! (John Connor)

This weekend let's do to our bodies what Godzilla does to Tokyo.

Too bad we didn't build a bomb shelter inside this bomb shelter, because I'm about to explode.

Trust me, you will NOT regret it in the morning.

We owe it to our loved ones to re-populate the earth. Think about our future before you say no. (John Connor)

Well, okay. It’s rigor mortis. But I’m still happy to see you! (Zombie)

What has 148 teeth and holds back Godzilla? My zipper!

When I'm with you, I feel like we're the only two people in the world, and not just because we pretty much are.

Would you like to go back to my place? Grab a shovel! (Zombie)

You are so beautiful it makes me even dizzier than the radiation poisioning.

You are so hot you will serve as a legitimate source of heat once the impending ice age arrives.

You are the prettiest girl I’ve seen in a long time. Seriously, I haven’t seen another person in months. (John Connor)

You didn't feel the earthquake today? That's OK, let's go home and I'll shake you all night long. (Earthquake)

You don't have to worry about getting pregnant.

You have a beautiful eyepatch.

You look like (insert sexy superhero...Captain America/Thor and Wonder Woman/Catwoman/Storm would be my first choices), shouldn't you be out saving the world?

No need to evacuate, baby, I'm built rock solid. (Earthquake)

You must be an earthquake because I'm trembling. (Earthquake)

You should definitely have a proper meal before the end of the world, you wanna get outta here?

You wanna really feel the earth move? (Earthquake)

You’ve stolen my heart. No, seriously. Can I have it back? (Zombie)