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Is that a large building for storing grain or are you just pleased to see me?
I wanna drill you like an Alaskan oilfield.
Shh shhh. You won't get pregnant, you're body just takes care of those things.
I'll rock you harder than Ronald Reagan rocked the Berlin Wall.
If I said you had no control over your body would you hold it against me?
Say why don't we go back to my place and fire my undocumented nanny.

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Hey baby. You're so hot I'd send you to a foreign land to get in a war we can't win.

Of course I'm a Republican. I care more about the safety of my money than I do your basic rights.

If I tried to control your body, would you hold it against me?

You know Lincoln was a Republican...

I have a job, own a home and have a nice car.

Preemptive strike! (Slap her ass)

I won't tax that ass, because that's theft under threat of a gun, girl.

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You are prettier than Ted Cruz's wife.

When I e**..., you'll see a thousand points of light.

You're just like Ann Coulter, but without the penis!

Republican? Democrat? Baby, I’m a member of the Pants Party, and you should be to.

Yes I said that gay kiss is an abomination. Come back to my hotel so I can show you.

Hey, baby... How would you like to find out if my smoking gun is a mushroom cloud?

Hey gorgeous, let's make war, not love.

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Why do I want to f**... you? You're poor and I'm a Republican. Duh-doy!

The logo of our party is an elephant, wanna see what the elephant and I have in common?

Wanna pretend we're Republicans and have gay bathroom s**...?

Sorry if I seem aggravated -- I'm still upset about that world-class j**..., Michael Moore.

I want to be near your vagina so much, I'll write laws about it.

I’m a Republican. I love a good Bush. (Rick Perry)

Don't worry, babe, we'll extend the Bush tax cuts in time!

Hey baby, I'm "bi-partisan" and I can swing both ways .... what are you?

I HOPE you CHANGE your mind and give me a 15th chance! You won’t be disappointed. Have I ever lied to you?

The Koch brothers bet me a million dollars! couldn’t strike up a conversation with the most beautiful girl here. Wanna buy some votes with their money? (Ted Cruz)

How about I drop my pants and show you some shock n' awe.

Wanna find out why they call me a Repub-lickin'?

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If I had to choose between having a Republican President in the White House, or never being able to see your cleavage again, I'd be stumped.

Don't worry, babe, we'll overturn ObamaTAX!

You got more curves than a NASCAR race track!

Did you come from a Red State, because I'd love for you to be a taker.

How about I leave no child behind... in your w**...!

I am really happy to see you, but yes, that's an ultrasound probe in my pocket.

Baby, I will love you forever, as long as you don't think you can decide over your own body.

Don't worry, babe, we'll make the Preezy enforce DOMA, you wait and see!

Another drink, Barbara and Jenna?

Hey, let's go strangle some kittens!

Don't worry, babe, those Executive Orders will never get used!

Is that a RINO in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?

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Don't worry, babe, I'm not like the others!

Global warming obviously doesn't exist - YOU'RE the one heating up the place!

Just as the Republican Party boldly confronts big challenges, nothing would please me more than you confronting the big challenge rapidly growing right now in my pants.

Wanna see my collection of Ann Coulter books?

I'm white, you're white - it can't just be coincidence!

Are you religious? Because I am the answer to all your prayers. (Mike Huckabee)

Allow me to buy you a drink. After all, thanks to our beloved [insert a Republican political figure], the economy has never been better!

The logo for our party is an elephant. Want to see what the elephant and I have in common?

Are you from a polling organization? Because I’d love to show you my hard numbers. (Scott Walker)

Make like the surplus and go down on me.

I'd love to hang out with you, but I can't make it a late night -- I'm shipping out to [place] in the morning.

Are you from a swing state? Because I’d love for you to swing my way. (Jeb Bush)

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The Republican presidential debate is going to be like a singles bar full of unattractive men trying to get you drunk enough to vote for them

Are you in the military? Because you even bring me to a full salute. (Rand Paul)

Hey girl you must have a pretty great dentist because...

...your teeth are straighter and whiter than the Republican party.

To see you naked, I would turn in my own mother to the Department of Homeland Security.

Don't worry, babe, we're serious about Fast & Furious!

I'm all for No Child Left Behind. I'm even more for your child-like behind.

Hey baby, can I see an ID. Not because I don't think you're old enough, but because I don't think you're white enough to be from around these parts.

I believe in the trickle down theory. So how about I trickle down the inside of your thigh?

Did you just fall from heaven? Because you look like an angel donor. (Dr. Ben Carson)

Wanna control the media... together?

Want to come home and check out the size of my Super PAC?

You put the "leg" in "delegate".

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Check out my new Banana Republic shirt.

You know, in this light you look like you could be Laura Bush's younger, more desirable sister.

You must be a WASP because I want you to Bee mine.

Looking at you has been the only thing that's ever made me question abstinence education.

Didn't we meet at a k**... rally?

Are you from Florida? Because you’re so hot you make my poll numbers rise. (Marco Rubio)

Drunk women are disgusting. By the way, I am going to win the drunk woman vote. (Donald Trump)

The tattoo on my manhood spells "RAN." But when I get excited, it spells "REPUBLICAN."

I may not be Bruce Springsteen, but I can still Rock your Vote! (Chris Christie)

I'm a uniter, not a divider. So how about you unite your mouth with my shlong.

I'm going to love you like a Republican filibuster.

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