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Here are 110 sexual pick up lines for her and flirty sexual rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about sexual that are smooth and cute, best working Tinder openers and Hinge openers with sexual rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny sexual pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty sexual joke for a great chat response.
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You're so hot,
even my zipper is falling for you.
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You took those yoga pants for sale?
Because in my house there are 100% discount.
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Since we've been told to reduce waste these days,
what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.
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My doctor told me I have a Vitamin D deficiency.
Wanna go back to my place and save me?
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I'm no weather man but
You should climb into bed expecting 7-10 inches tonight only to be disappointed by 3 that's gone soft in 15 minutes.
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Are you a sea-lion?
Because I can see you lyin’ in my bed tonight.
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Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about sexual are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.
Is your name Winter?
Because I heard you are coming.
They say that kissing is a language of love
so would you mind starting a conversation with me?
Bertrand Russell was a renowned mathematician, philosopher and advocate for s**... liberation. How about we cut math and philosophy class and focus on the rest of Russell’s life.
You know, being bi-s**... immediately doubles your chances for getting a date on a Saturday night.
People of Eternia! I stand before the Great Eye of the galaxy. Chosen by destiny to join with this beautiful woman standing before my empty eye-sockets! This inevitable moment will transpire before your eyes, even as He-Man himself bears witness to it. Now. I, Skeletor, will make this woman my eternal lover! YES! Yes... I feel it, the s**... tension... fills me. Yes, I feel the tension within me! KNEEL BEFORE YOUR MASTER!
Hello, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual
I've been told I have the cool s**... prowess of a Romulan.
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I would gladly admit to having s**... intercourse with you.
Are you ready to get sexually assimilated?
Did you know women typically reach their sexual prime in their 30s and 40s? And you are ripened!
I am C-3PO Human-cyborg s**... relations.
I'm like a s**... snowflake, you never know what you're going to get!
I’m here to rescue you. I’ve been told I have the cool s**... prowess of a Romulan.
"Is it hot in here or is it just the magnetic pull of your charisma sparking off irresistible sexual chemistry?"
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"Is it hotter in Egypt or is it just your captivating beauty that's making me sweat?"
"Are you a race? Because when I see you, even Mr. Speed finishes in 2 minutes."
"Do you run a speed dating service? Because with you, it only took me two minutes to fall head over heels."
"Hey handsome, is your name WiFi? 'Cause my body feels a connection that's definitely high-speed."
"Darling, if you're the mayo, then I'm the pickle eagerly waiting to spice up your life with my charm."
"Are you a race car? Because when I'm with you, everything seems to finish in a speedy blur of excitement!"
"Are you a race? Because with my charm, even 'speedy' wouldn't stand a chance and finish under 2 minutes."
"Are you a race? Because every time I look at you, even the most 'speedy' men finish in record time."
"Are we in a race? Because with just one look from you, I'm already reaching the finish line."
"Are you into speed dating? Because seeing you makes my heart race at 60 beats per 2 minutes!"
"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes... and in my sexual orientation."
"Is that a leopard print coat or are you just happy to see me? Because I'm wild about you."
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"You're so captivating, you've got even this femboy reconsidering his preferences, darling."
"Are you a racecar? Because I've been known to make things go from 0 to 'speedy' in less than 2 minutes."
"You must be a flame, because every time I'm near you, my heart ignites with desire."
"Are you a stopwatch? Because whenever I see you, even 'speedy' rounds seem to end in two minutes."
"Is your name Stopwatch? Cause every time I see you, I turn into Speed and finish the race in 2 minutes!"
"Is your name Pickle? Because I'm totally in a dill-emma over you."
"Girl, your beauty is so profound it should be a sin, even made this gay lad look straight at you."
"Ever heard of the language of love? Because your body is speaking volumes to my wild imagination."
"How about we skip the small talk? Your eyes are already having a conversation with my heart."
"Just like Speedy in a two-minute relay, looking at you makes my heart race and beat the record straightaway!"
Doom will gladly engage in s**... activities with you! Doom endures.
How would you like to have a s**... experience so intense it could conceivably change your political views?
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"Are you a stopwatch? Because everytime I'm with you, I seem to break my two-minute record of keeping a straight face."
"Are you a high-speed internet? Because you've downloaded my affections in less than 2 minutes!"
"Do they call you Speed? Because every time I see you, my heart finishes a marathon in just 2 minutes!"
"Is your jumper orange, or are you just blazing hot enough to set my world on fire tonight?"
Hello, ma'am, would you be interested in some s**... positions and emotional investments? (Trying To Find A Balance)
Hey baby, are you from the Red Cross? Because I've got some sexual health humanitarian needs.
"Are you a timer, darling? Because when I'm with you, even 'Speed' finishes in 2 minutes."
"Is that an orange jumper in your closet, or are you just hot enough to set my world on fire?"
I must clarify that it's not appropriate or respectful to try and "switch" someone's sexual orientation. However, here are some friendly and respectful pick-up lines you can use to make a connection:
"You may like your coffee like your love - women - but can I at least be the friendly barista in your life?"
"Are you a jar of mayo? Because as I age, my appreciation for your smoothness only grows."
"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for...except the straight in my sexuality."
"Are you a pickle jar? Because I can't resist twisting and turning until I get to your delightful inside."
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"That orange jumper of yours fits as perfectly as you and I in a steamy, laughter-filled romantic escapade."
"Are you a clock? Because every time you're around, I turn into 'Speed' and finish my day in two minutes."
"Is your name Speed? Because I can't help but finish quickly when lost in those captivating eyes of yours."
"Your allure is irresistible, a spark that fuels my desire, are you a magician or just naturally sexually enchanting?"
"Is your name Lightning? Cause I've never been known to beat around the bush, but with you, I'm all in for a speedy chase."
"Is your name Lightning? Because our love could outpace Speedy himself, leaving him panting in just two minutes!"
"Did Izzy tell you about her date with Speed? Looks like your smile could break that 2-minute record!"
"Can I call you my speed limit? Because with you, every 'speedy' guy seems to hit their climax way too soon."
"Is your heart a stopwatch? Because every time I see you, it feels like my pulse is trying to break the speed record!"
"Your allure, my dear, is a sensual sonnet, igniting flames that no rhymes could ever offset."
"Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine and start our passionate symphony?"
"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for, in all the right places."
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"Hey girl, are you a crossword? Because I may finish in 2 minutes, but I'll keep coming back till I figure you out."
"Are you a race? Cause when I'm with you, even Speed finishes in under 2 minutes."
"Are you a stopwatch? Because when I'm with you, even my name 'Speed' takes more than 2 minutes to finish!"
"Just like Speed, I can't help but finish quickly, especially when it's a race to your heart."
"Are you a race? Because when you smile, my heart beats Speed's 2 minute record."
"If kisses were a marathon, they'd call me speedy - I always finish first!"
"Is your name 'Race'? Because with one look at you, even 'Speed' can't help but reach the finish line in two minutes."
"How about we make tonight unforgettable? You, me and our chemistry could set this room on fire."
"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at your body, everything around me disappears."
"Are you a stopwatch? Because every time I see you, my world records a new 2-minute personal best."
"Are you a race? Because whenever I'm near you, I finish in record time - call me Mr. Speedy!"
"Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes, and that's the only detour I'd gladly take."
Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Sexual love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on dating sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Sexual openers to someone you haven’t even met yet.
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