110 Sheets Pick Up lines And Rizz

My mom cleaned my sheets, who wants to get them dirty again.

I bet you're a freak in the sheets. I mean a ghost.

I'm Jimmy Carter in the streets and John F. Kennedy in the sheets.

I may be an angel in the streets, but I’m a real devil in the sheets.

If you don't know what to be for Halloween, just dress up as a ghost with me. I've got a couple of sheets for us to get under.

Do you want to take this movement from the streets to some movement in the sheets?

You know where to best find music? Between the sheets.

I bought some new h**... sheets, wanna try them out?

I should have dressed up as a ghost tonight sweetheart so I could let you under my sheets.

Does the carpet match the sheets?

It's not a mistake that the chart sheet put you and me together!

Wow, you are from Kuwait and I Kuwait to get you between two sheets.

Mister Anderson in the streets, Neo in the sheets.

Are u ghost? 'Cause I can barely feel you through these sheets.

I'm a Thor on the streets and a Loki in the sheets.

Half-orc: 'I'm a human on the streets, but I'm all orc between the sheets!'

Hey girl, are you my stapler?

Cause I'd like to smash you on my sheets.

Minnie, want to see my polka dot bed sheets?

I wonder if your hair would hold after we roll in the sheets.

I bet when you cheer in my bed it’ll be riots in the sheets.

Are you a sheet of paper? I wanna write our life story together with my pencil.

You must be cookie dough, because I just want to press you on a sheet.

Are you familiar with Google Drive?

Because I wanna get you in my Sheets.

I got the beef, you got the shells, let's make some tacos in between the sheets tonight.

Would you like to have bamboo sheets on your bed? Because I want to cover you with sustainable love.

Babe, time to sheet in and bare away.

Let’s rock n roll in the sheets.

You got dimes? Because I would like to wrap you in my sheets.

Want to play roller coaster? We will roll in the sheets and you can go up and down.

Are you an Excel expert because you sure spread my sheets.

Do you know how to bake cookies? Because we will sure make it hot on the cookie sheets.

Are you MS Excel?

Cuz, i would like to spread the sheet out of you!

You thought this was gonna be a sheet fight? You’re goddamn right it is.

I think that hole in your balance sheet needs a liquidity injection.

Girl, want to get Fast & Furious in the sheets?

"Is your job being a financial reporting manager or an angel? Because your beauty is off the balance sheet!"

"You, me, these sheets – I bet we'd make more than just the perfect fit."

No amount of rolling in the sheets can dodge my attack tonight.

"Ever played treasure hunt? You, blindfolded, me hiding beneath your sheets, a night of tantalizing surprises awaits."

"Darling, how about we buy some new sheets? Because tonight, I plan on ruining ours with your beauty."

"When you blush, it's like the sunset; how about we continue this conversation under the sheets?"

"Just like Barney, I'm here to bring some fun into your world, only my version doesn't involve singing but rather, dancing under the sheets."

"Your eyes outshine the stars, sweetheart, can we make constellations in the sheets?"

Girl are you a SUBSTITUTE function ?

Because I want to remove the space between me and you !

Forget about drum rolls, how about we do bed sheets roll.

"Well, if you think my line was smooth, wait till you feel my silk sheets."

"Then, let's exchange scents; your sweetness on my sheets, my cologne lingering on your skin."

Is your name Balance Sheet? Because I'm finding it hard to keep my assets and liabilities away from you.

"Your eyes are galaxies, and I'm lost in them. How about we explore the universe beneath those sheets?"

"Your honesty is as intoxicating as the finest wine, care to share a bottle and some truths in my sheets?"

Babe, you know what's better than that Tootsie roll? How about we get some t**... Roll in the sheets.

"Just like Catwoman, your allure is impossible to resist, how about we make some 'meowgic' under the sheets?"

"Oh, in bed already? Lucky sheets getting all your attention before I do."

"Do you play the piano? Because you're playing the right keys to my heart... now all we need is some sheet music!"

"Are you a sheet music? Because I'm lost in your bass clef, and it's about time we make some beautiful harmony."

"Those curls, babe, hotter than a magazine's cover, how 'bout we unravel them in sheets like no other?"

"Your voice is like a melody that I could listen to forever. Wanna hum along in my sheets?"

"Is it too forward to ask if we could share a bed sheet? Because I’d love to warm up to your dreams."

"I may not pass these board exams, but I'm sure I'll pass in your love subject, what's the syllabus?"

"Is your name Caitlyn? Because CAI-n't stop imagining you and I tangled in the sheets."

"They say beauty is in the details, but your charm could reconcile any balance sheet."

"Did you overhear that? Destiny just told me we're the perfect pair, like whispers in silk sheets."

"You look so youthful it's refreshing. Does your energy also translate into some fun between the sheets?"

"Eres la obra de arte más bella que he visto, ¿Puedo ser tu Picasso en las sábanas?" - You're the most beautiful masterpiece I've ever seen, can I be your Picasso in the sheets?

"Your beauty outshines all the stars, but I'd love to explore the galaxy beneath your sheets."

"You make my hoodie look cute, but imagine how good we'd look tangled in sheets together."

"Guess what, your smile could light up the darkest corners of my world. Want to test it under the sheets?"