If you are looking for da shit, you can stop looking. I can get you elevated.

Are you cytoskelrton, no why? Because my cock goblins here and he wants to say no way I've got a cock goblin too ahahah nice dick but like did you use a toothbrush up your ads because that shit clean

Negan: I hope you got your s**... pants on.

"Haha, oh really? Dancing to the hits of the 70s in bell-bottoms, that's your scene?"

"Haha, quite a fan of Soul Train, aren't we? I feel like we're already grooving on the same rhythm here."

"Well, nothing beats a bit of classic Soul Train! You must have some killer moves then?"

"You and me, we could make our own Honkai impact, but it'd be a third more romantic."

"Your stuffy nose may hide your fragrance, but it can't disguise your beauty."

"Did it hurt when you fell from the toilet? Cause you're the shit!"

I will overstock the living shit out of you.

If a girl accidentally bumps into you: Hey, that’ll be $10 please. You can’t touch this shit for free. What’s your name?

Hey baby, I'd love to f**k the shit out of your fake weave

"Underneath all this chaos, your beauty stands out as the only truth I'd vouch for."

"Just like the stars are crushed by common people's ignorance, my heart gets crushed by your captivating beauty."

"Not even Kazuha from Genshin Impact can navigate an adventure as captivating as the one I see in your eyes."

"Are you a doctor? Because just seeing your smile makes me feel all better."

You can do me up like Woodrow Wilson, carry my children, exit the building. Let me love you like you're the shit, girl, you're the shit, girl. You're the shit, girl. (Dressed to Digress)

"I must be Honkai Star Rails, because I can't help but lose track of time when I'm with you. Can I switch your toilet commitment to me?"

Hey, are you in a toilet?

Cause you look like shit

"Pardon the world's nonsense, but your smile brings more sense to my day than anything else."

"I respect your low tolerance for BS, but can I persuade you to tolerate a genuine conversation over coffee?"

"I don't need a Stigmata set to know you're the ultimate Herrscher of my heart."

"Is your name Ganyu? Because with every glance, I find myself lost in your Liyue."

"Are you a laxative? Because every time I look at you, I feel a sudden urge to get my shit together."

"Feeling under the weather? Well, your smile is my sunshine and it could cure any illness."

"You love honkai star rail and sleeping, how about we explore dreamy galaxies together and call it our forever?"

"You're a Soul Train fan too? Looks like we've got some groovy common ground."

"Do you play Honkai Star Rail? Because I can't resist the gravitational pull towards you."

"In a world full of clay-made collections, you stand out like a rare gem, making every moment special."

"Girl, are you a laxative? Because every time I see you, my heart starts racing uncontrollably."

"A stuffy nose may mask your scent, but it can't hide your radiant beauty."

"Well, looks aren't everything, so they say! 😉 And I'm sure they can't beat your charisma. Care for a study date?"

"Even when you're feeling under the weather, you still manage to outshine every star in the sky."

"Even when you're sick, you shine brighter than the stars. Need a hand making that stuffy nose disappear?"

"Are you a Honkai beast? Because my heart's been in Impact mode since I saw you."

"Is your name Charmin? Because I can't resist the urge to take you everywhere for when things get crappy."

"I see you're not a fan of nonsense, how about we skip the small talk and dive into something real?"

"Are you a plumber? Because I can't handle this shit without you."

"Are you Kazuha from Genshin Impact? Because even when I'm playing Honkai Star Rail, you're the only impact I want."

"Oh, a fellow Soul Train enthusiast! Music sure does tell a lot about a person, doesn't it?"

"At least they're not as good looking as you, right? 😉 Maybe your textbook needs a little more candlelight dinner time."

"Just like in Genshin Impact, I'd traverse through Mondstadt to Liyue, just to find someone as breathtaking as you."

"In the world of Honkai Impact 3rd, you'd be the rarest character I'd always choose to play with."

"Even when you're sick, your smile is more contagious than any flu!"

"In the game of love, you're my 5-star character, just like in Genshin Impact."

"Just like in Genshin Impact, can I make you the protagonist of my world?"

"Is your name Kleenex? Because I can't seem to breathe without you around, even when I'm sick."

Hey. Amber is the color of your energy because you look like you shit in beds.

"Are you Kiana from Honkai Impact? Because my world revolves around you like a Valkyrie in battle."

"Just like Honkai Impact 3rd's epic battles, our chemistry is too explosive to ignore. What do you think?"

“Damn girl/dude, do you shit with that ass”

Are you Amber Heard?

Because I want to get this Johnny, Depp into your shit.

Are you a toilet brush?

Cuz I'm the SHIT

"I see we share a common groove! Do you prefer classic Soul Train episodes or recent ones?"

"Is your nose feeling stuffy? Because you just blew me away with your strength and beauty."

Are you shit

Cuz I want you in my pants

Did you fall from heaven?

Cause your face looks like shit!

"Are you toilet paper? Because I simply can't stand the thought of you not being around when things get messy."

"Are you Kazuha from Genshin Impact? Because you've swept me off my feet faster than an Anemo skill."

"Haha, well I guess we'll have to save that deep dive into Soul Train for another time then, huh?"

"Did you step on a pile of dog shit? Because I am stuck on you."

Are you my stage 4 cancer?

Cuz shit's getting serious

Mardi Gras, baby. Time when all manner of weird shit cuts loose and parties down?

"Are you a character from Genshin Impact? Cause every moment spent with you feels like an epic adventure."

"Just like Kiana, you're not just an impact on the battlefield, but also in my heart."

"Are you a Vision holder? Because my world lights up the moment you enter it, just like Genshin Impact."

"Do you sleep like a goddess and shit like a queen? Because you've already stolen the throne to my heart."