75 Square Pick Up lines And Rizz

You are like a sponge to my square pants.

Girl are you the square root of -1 because you are entirely imaginary.

Spiderman just came up to me in Times Square and told me I dropped something - his phone number.

Instead of completing the square, why not we complete each other?

My favorite square on the chess board are the G-spots.

There's 900 square feet in a volleyball court, and i still find my way directly to you.

Are you the square root of 2? because I feel irrational when I'm around you

Girl, are you a square root sign, because you are radical!

Girl, are you a square?

Cuz you got all the right angles

I'm a Square, You're a Triangle

You're the top of my house

"Are you a square root of -1? Because you can't be real, you've just multiplied my interest exponentially."

"You must be the square root of -1, because every time I see your cute height, you make my heart skip an imaginary beat."

"You must be the square root of negative one, because you can't be real and yet, you're the solution to my equation."

"You must be the square root of -1, because you can't be real, babe. You've just added a sexy element to my periodic table."

"Like Madison's Square at dawn's first light, your smile makes everything feel just right."

"You must be the square root of negative one, because you can't be real and still this extraordinary."

"You must be the square root of -1, because you can't be real and still add up to my perfect 5."

Tell the square root of negative one to multiple by itself, because shit just got real.

"Madison, is your last name Square Garden? Because every time I see you, it's an event worth remembering."

"You must be the square root of negative one, because you can't be real and your beauty is undefinable."

Are you cos squared to my sin squared?

Coz together we become 1!

"You must be the square root of -1, because you can't be real, you're so complex and beautiful."

"You must be the square root of -56, because you're 8i and I can't figure you out."

"You must be the square root of -1, because your curves are unreal and can't be defined."

"You must be a math problem, because you've got 'perfect square' written all over you."

"You must be the square root of negative one, because you can't be real, you're absolutely perfect."

Are you the square root of -100

Cause you're a 10 and too good to be real

"Are you a mathematician? Because with you, I'm more than the sum of perfect squares!"

"Are you a square root? Because you add a dimension to my life that makes everything exponentially more interesting."

Hey girl, are you square brackets

Because i want to do you before any of my operations

"Einstein's theory of relativity states energy equals MC squared, but all I see is U and I together."

Are you square root of -1

Bcz you can't be real

"You must be the square root of negative one, an unreal beauty with a mind just as complex and intriguing."

"Are you the square root of negative one? Because even with your glasses and red streaks, you can't be real."

"Is your name Newton? Cause the gravity of your ass equals the sass squared!"

You know what’s a shame

You have 1.5 square meters of skin and you’re only showing 10% of it.

"Have you been to Moscow? Because your beauty outshines the stars on Red Square's night sky."

"Hey, do you have a name or can I call you mine after we put our story in the editor's square track?"

"You must be the square root of -1, because you can't be real, you've added a whole new dimension to my life."

Are u the square root of -100

Because you are a solid 10 but also imaginary

"Are you a square root? Because my love for you is irrational, but together we can solve any equation."

"Brains and beauty? You must be the square root of negative one, because you can't possibly be real."

I wish I were sin squared and you were cos squared so that together we could be one!

"Just like Times Square, you light up my world."

"If you leave, who's going to help me answer life's big questions? Like...why is a pizza box square?"

"Are you a crossword puzzle? Because you're making me feel lost in your sexy, intelligent squares of mystery."

"Don't mind me, I'm just crazy about one thing... Finding the square root of your phone number."

Are you the square root of -36?

Because you are 6i

If you were a Captcha, I'd choose all your squares as fine...

Then I'd uncheck them just so that I could tap that again!

1. Hey baby, how 'bout some nuclear fusion tonight?

2. I don't know, I sense the Coulomb Force which would cause our protons to repel each other.

1. Yeah baby, but our protons are positively charged and even though they might repel each other they will nonetheless stick together.

2. Yes, but the force has a strong dependence on distance, and I sense it's a short range force.

1. But baby, this force can overcome the electrocstatic repulsion.

2. Maybe, but it all depends on the size of the atomic nuclei.

1. I thought size doesn't matter. Besides large atomic nuclei release no energy.

2. Size doesn't matter, unless the atomic nuclei is too small. Besides, I feel sure the kinetic energy, due to inverse square force, cannot overcome the electrostatic repulsion. Therefore our nuclear fusion will instead become nuclear fission...or worse yet, nuclear fizzle.

1. Ouch.

Are you the absolute value of the square root of 100?

Cause no matter how I see it you're always a 10

If i was cosin squared and you were sin squared we would be one.

You must be sin squared, because I'm cosin squared and together we equal one.

My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.

I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.

By looking at you I can tell you're 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.

I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun-with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.

At commencement you wear your square-shaped mortarboards. My hope is that from time to time you will let your minds be bold, and wear sombreros.

You must be square root of 2, because I feel irrational around you.

Are you the square root of -1? Because you cannot be real.

You must be the square root of two because i feel irrational around you