Hey girl, i heard you can get around a block.

Baby my beds made out of Slime blocks, As I am going to bounce you on it all night.

If I get a block on you, can I get your number?

My block mountain is rising girl.

I got the blocks and leverage to move you tonight.

Jaina Proudmoore: I'd use Ice Block to get another turn with you.

Are you made of Lego because you are just blocks blocks blocks...

Your block is no match for my Hadoken.

Just one look and you've popped my Ice Block.

By the time I am done, you won't have the power to attack block this c**....

This is for gamers

Are you a redstone block cos you're activating my sticky piston

You may block me, but in your eyes I see, a beauty that sets my heart free.

Baby you put the "ass" in asteroid colliding with the earth and releasing enough dust to block out the sun for generations."

Are you a diamond? Because you shine brighter than any other block in this world.

Are you a Lego set? Because I'm totally BLOCKED by your charm and can't seem to find the right piece to fit.

"Before you hit block, just remember: even your bra can't contain your charm as well as it does everything else."

Block party, huh? I better start practicing my Macarena moves then. Can't have you showing me up on the dance floor!

Maybe Trump will start a reality show from jail – "The Apprentice: Cell Block Edition." Think we should pitch the idea?

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I delulu around the block and become your solulu again?"

Let's paint the town with colors bold, a block party where stories are told. Your charm shines bright, I'm sold.

Maybe he'll start a reality show in jail - "The Real Housewives of Cell Block C." #LockHimUpInStyle

Ah, Messi! I’ve been known to dribble past my cat when she’s blocking the TV. Does that count as a sport? 😄🐱

"If your booty has no scars, does that mean it’s the scariest ghost on the block? Boo-tiful and haunting!"

"Excuse me, are you a block of cheddar? Because every time you smile, I feel grate."

Haha, that sounds fun! I'll bring the snacks, you bring the tunes. Let's make sure the neighbors don't call the cops this time!

"Wait, don't press block yet! I'm more lost in your eyes than a sailor in the Bermuda Triangle."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears... but your assets remain... unignored!"

"Are you a cell block? Because I’m ready to commit… to binge-watching Nanbaka with you!"

"Are you a block of cheddar? Because my world gets grate whenever you're around."

"Are you the haunt blocking my way? Because your beauty is truly enchanting, it's left me lost for words."

Streets lined with laughter, hearts beating faster. With you by my side, every moment a master. Your charm is a disaster.

Let's make it a private block party, just you and me under the stars. Ready for some fun? 😉

"Excuse me, are you a firewall? Because my heart seems to be blocked by your stunning beauty."

Are you a Minecraft fence? Because I can't get over how you're blocking my path to your heart.

"Are you a block of cheese? Because I'm falling Gouda over heels for you, just like I did for Stranger Things."

"Before you hit block, remember my jokes - they're bigger, bolder, and cause fewer backaches than your bra size!"

"Don't hit that block button, darling. Your body's way too hot... it's melting my ice-cold heart."

"Don't let me miss the chance to admire a lady with a personality as captivating as her curves."

"In a world of blocks, your beauty’s the game, with every avatar, I’m drawn to your name."

"Before you hit block, remember life's more fun with curves. Yours, darling, could cause traffic blocks."

Let's make it a date, just you and me, under the stars so bright, a block party for two, sounds just right.

"Are you about to block me? I hoped your sense of humor was as large as your...personality."

"Before you hit 'block', just remember, even my Wi-Fi signal can't resist your gravity of attraction!"

"Wait! Don't block me! I'm like a bra, always there to offer support when things get heavy."

Your idea is a delight, but picture this in the moonlight, a block party for us two, our own sweet venue.

"Is your name Google? Because you've been running through my mind all day and I can't find a way to block you out."

"I'm sorry, gorgeous. Did your radiant smile just crash my common sense or was it the allure of those curves?"

You're so hot

You remind me of minecraft lava block

"Do you play defense? Because you've just blocked my heart from anyone else!"

"Are you about to block me? 'Cause my heart can't handle the idea of losing its favorite view."

"Are you a block of cheese? Because every time I see you, I just melt."

"Hold on, don't press block! Your captivating beauty and those curves could unlock any man's heart."

"Before you block, can't we discuss how your gravitational pull rivals that of your beauty?"

I like the way you think! Let's turn up the heat at our own exclusive block party. Excited to see where this goes! 😏

"Don't press block just yet, let's exchange chemistry instead of contact information."

"Before you block me, remember, even the best novels have a couple of chapters they'd like to rewrite."

That sounds like so much fun! You've got a great sense of adventure. How about we create our own little party for two? 😉

Block party? Count me in! Can't wait to meet you and dance the night away.

Sounds fun! With your energy, that block party is going to be the highlight of the neighborhood. Can't wait to dance with you under the stars.

"I'm not a telemarketer, but I'd surely risk being blocked just to hear your voice."

"Though a block may keep us parts, your beauty still penetrates my heart."

"Do you believe in love at first walk? Or should we stroll around the block one more time?"

Haha, sounds like you have a dedicated fan club forming! But don't worry, I promise not to block you... at least not three times. 😉

Your beauty shines bright like a star, even if you block me, you're still my guiding light afar.

"Hold up fair maiden, don't cut the talk, your curves are more charming than a peacock's walk."

"Are you a block of cheddar? Because darling, you've got me melting with your sharp and sexy allure."

Are you a redstone block?

Because you make my piston extend

"Don't leave me on ice; your body's hotter than a summer's day and twice as unforgettable."

"Apologies if I've upset you, darling. But your beauty's hard to ignore, it's like a masterpiece in a gallery."

"Please don't click block, in a world full of profiles, yours is my favorite masterpiece."

I love your energy! Let's turn up the music, dance in the street, and make our own block party wherever we go.

"Well, I'd rather not block a fascinating person like you. But if that's what you truly want, I'll respect your choice."

I'm game! Let's make it a block party to remember. I'll bring the dance moves, you bring the good vibes!

"Before you block me, just remember, your smile is more captivating than any sunset I've ever seen."

"My apologies if I've upset you, but your radiant beauty simply stole my sense of reason."

"Before you hit 'block', remember, your smile can unlock a thousand hearts, especially mine."

"Before you hit block, remember, even the Grand Canyon didn't become magnificent without a little cleavage."

"Before you block, remember this: Your gravity pulls me in more than any black hole ever could."

"Before you hit 'block,' can we talk about how your heart is bigger than your boobs?"

"Before you hit 'block,' remember, your beauty could stop traffic, and that includes the internet."

"Are you a Redstone torch? Because you're lighting up my world like nobody blocks!"

Do you believe in love at first ride, or should I go around the block again?

"Your beauty is too captivating for any block button, it should be a crime to hide those curves, darling."

"Wait, before you hit block, realize your smile could shatter the toughest firewalls!"

"Before thinking of blocking, why not take a chance, cause you're the only blockage to my heart's perfect glance."

"Are you a block of obsidian? Because my diamond pickaxe is irresistibly drawn to your strength and beauty."

I'm in! We can set up games, have a BBQ, and invite the whole neighborhood. Let's make it epic!

"If unblocking you means getting a chance to know you better, then consider me already unblocked."

"Are you a block of gouda? Because girl, you've got me feeling grate."

"Even if you've blocked everyone out, can I be the exception that proves the rule?"

Maybe he'll start a reality show from jail - "The Real Housewives of Cell Block C." 😂

"Before you hit 'block', remember, your curves could put even the finest art to shame."

"Before you block me, remember: the universe isn't just expanding out there!"

Even if you try to block me out, your radiance still shines through, captivating my heart.

Sounds fun! I'll bring the music and you bring the snacks. Let's make it a block party to remember!

"Does your heart have lego blocks? Because I can't seem to stop building my world around you."

"Is your name Noise? Because I can't block you out, you're always on my mind."

Block party, huh? I'll bring my impressive collection of dad jokes. Get ready to laugh till you cry!

"Haha, your blush would probably outshine the sun. But sure, let's save some energy for all the fun at the coffee shop!"

"Are you a block of gouda? Because you’re gouda-nough for me!"

"Hold on, don't push the block! Your beauty is a masterpiece, your curves my favorite chapters in an untold story."

"Wait, don't hit block! I was just trying to calculate your mass... appeal. Your charm is greater than your curves!"

"Before you block me, can we discuss the gravity of your situation? Your personality isn't the only thing attracting me!"

"Before you click block, don't miss a beat, your beauty and charm, truly a feat."

"Just like a spam filter, you've blocked all other girls from my mind and now it's stuck on you."

Roses are red, violets are blue, even if you block me, my heart beats for you.

Are you a goalkeeper? Because you're blocking all my attempts to resist you and score a kiss.

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Block by block, let's explore, hearts open like an untold lore. Can't wait to see what's in store, with you I'd venture forevermore.

Count me in! I'll set up some cool decorations. Can't wait to hang out with you at the block party!

"Hey, before hitting that block button, consider this: even Wi-Fi has stronger connections after a few interruptions."

"Are you a Redstone block? Because when we're together, my heart lights up like a Minecraft circuit."

Are you a Minecraft tree block?

Cause I want to punch you

"Sorry, but I find your sense of humor too captivating to hit that block button just yet. Let's keep this fun ride going."

If he does end up in jail, at least we know he'll have the best hair in the cell block! 🤣

Let's make it a block party for two, just me and you. I'll bring the charm, you bring the spark.

"Wait! Don't block yet. I must confess your curves are like fine calligraphy - they write a story I can't resist."

"Before you block me, remember your hot body is like a rare masterpiece - unforgettable and irrepressible."

"Do you play defense? Because you've already blocked my heart with that smile and I'm ready for a power play."

"Clicking 'block' won't stop my admiration, just like how nothing can contain your natural beauty... and gravitational pull."

"Your curves are art, in every nook, before you block me, give one last look."

"Not even the best goalie could block the path between you and my heart."

Looks like he'll have to settle for a new reality show: "The Real Housewives of Cell Block D." 🤣

"Don't block me yet! Your heart might be as big as your boobs - and that's worth exploring!"

"Don't block me yet! My love for you is larger and more supportive than your most comfy bra."

"Don't leave a guy stranded in the desert, when you carry an oasis in those gorgeous curves."

Haha, a block party with just the two of us? Sounds like a fun challenge! I'll bring the music and you bring the snacks!

Sounds like a plan! I'll bring the snacks and you bring the good vibes. Let's turn up the music and have a blast!

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you must be an angel, blocking me.

Are you wearing SPF 150? Cause that was one serious block!

"Before you hit block, remember, even a sealed letter has a message within."