46 Tiny Pick Up lines And Rizz

So get your tiny butt over here and let's watch Netflix and cuddle, eh.

My PlumBob + your PlumBob = Tiny PlumBobs.

"Seeing you laugh in a tiny elevator would be cute, but dancing with you, that'd be unforgettable."

"Well, let my eyes lead our dance then, because they've only seen beauty in your moves."

Hey girl, did you know I got arrested in high school?

For bringing two guns and a six pack to school.
*flexes tiny muscles*

"I'm Emanuel, could you lend your charm to my simple existence and make this modest man's world extraordinary?"

"Emanuel here, could you lend your charm to brighten up my small world?"

"Forget about the dance in this tiny elevator; let's make the stage for our waltz under the stars."

"You're like a cute, tiny cow - uniquely adorable, and just thinking about you makes my heart moo-ve faster."

"Dancing isn't about beauty, it's about feeling. And I bet we'd create a stunning rhythm in this elevator."

"You think my phone is tiny? Just wait till you see the size of the love texts I’m about to send you."

"In my tiny universe, you're the brightest star. Can you keep shining even in such close quarters?"

"A dance in this elevator? Now, that's a challenge I'd love to share with someone as charming as you."

"Roses are red, your smile's a thrill, you're so adorable, it gives my heart a tiny chill."

"Just like the tiny Lunchables salami, my feelings for you may seem small, but they pack a big flavor."

"Hello, this is Emanuel, a humble gentleman seeking an adventure on my tiny yacht, care to join me?"

"Doesn't matter how you dance, it's who you dance with. And I’d be lucky to have you as my partner."

If this was the last 45 minutes of our lives, we'd probably do something crazy like go have kiss now huh?

Now considering that there's a tiny nonzero probability that this is the last 45 minutes of our lives, can we go have kiss for a tiny nonzero amount of time?

"Hello beautiful, I'm Emanuel. Do you believe in miracles? How about helping one happen on a humble man's journey?"

"In this tiny elevator, the only wrong move is not dancing with a lady as enchanting as you."

"Your petite stature and blonde hair remind me of a fiery sparkler - tiny yet absolutely electrifying."

"Just like a Tic Tac, you’re tiny but full of flavor and I can't resist you."

Are you an ideal amount of red phosphorus?

Because I’m a proportioned tiny wooden stick and I think we’re a match

"Are you a Lunchables? Because my heart is as easily assembled for you as a mini pizza on a tiny cracker."

"Being so tiny, it's easy for you to fit perfectly into my heart and fantasies."

"Like a Tic Tac, you're tiny but pack a huge punch of deliciousness that I can't resist."

I stole some razors and shaved so I can be that tiny bit closer to you.

Annie, are you ok? You’ve been hit on by a smooth criminal.

Not everything about me is tiny!

Don’t let my tiny arms fool you.

You must be a small amount of red phosphorus and I must be a tiny wooden stick… Because we're a match.

Are your pants made out of a bunch of tiny pictures, because I can definitely see myself in them.

You must be Snow White, because when I'm with you, I feel like 7 emotional tiny diamond miners.

Your shoes are like tiny, adorable monsters that I’m only slightly afraid of.

Tiny hands give better backrubs.