92 Waste Pick Up lines And Rizz

Helena Harper: This is a waste of time, but you’re not.

For when getting rejected:

Hey are you a school, because your a waste of my time

"Why are you wasting time looking for stars, when your smile outshines them all?"

"Roses are red, so let's not waste days, you're a beauty that amazes, waiting for my gaze, isn't it time we blaze, Praise?"

"Ever heard of love at zero waste? Because I fell for your respect towards food instantly."

"Even if hostility is your chosen melody, surely there's room for a harmony called friendship?"

Girl are you a waste of time and effort

Because you’re my diamond hoe

"Well, life's too short to waste on lengthy texts when I could be dazzled by your smile in person! 😉"

Girl, are you trash? Because we are about to get wasted tonight.

"Darling, every moment spent without you feels like wasted time - fancy fixing that?"

"Your love for food is enviable, and mine for you is undeniable. Let's make no room for waste, shall we?"

"Just like the stars are crushed by common people's ignorance, my heart gets crushed by your captivating beauty."

"Forgive my haste, but I couldn't stand another moment without admitting my feelings to you. Hoping the feeling's mutual?"

"Your smile, dear, brighter than the dawn, why waste it on one who treats you like a pawn?"

"You find me cute, huh? Let's not waste the chemistry, how about we explore this attraction over dinner tonight?"

"I'd hate to waste this moment without telling you, your smile is the best thing I've encountered today."

"In a world full of waste, it would be a shame not to recycle those beautiful vibes you're giving off."

"Life's brief, so let's not waste a moment wondering if we're meant to be. Mind sharing a coffee with me?"

"Apologies if this feels abrupt, but I believe in seizing the moment, and couldn't resist letting you know how much I admire you."

"Is your name Sustainability? Because your beauty and the way you don't waste food truly saves the world."

"Are you a compost bin? Because you're making my heart turn faster than organic waste into fertilizer."

"I wouldn't dream of wasting a moment, especially if that moment could be spent with you."

"In a world full of clay-made collections, you stand out like a rare gem, making every moment special."

"Just like in movies, even the toughest critics fall for the unexpected plot twist. Ready for ours?"

"Where have you been all my life? Because every moment without you feels like a lifetime wasted."

"I hope it's not too overwhelming, but I just couldn't let another tick go by without expressing my fondness for you."

"Your heart may be a fortress of disdain, but have you ever met a relentless charm-warrior?"

"In your attitude, such grace, not a single moment with you, ever feels like waste."

"Meri gym membership ke paise waste nahi gaye. Uthana padega toh dumbbells ke jagah tumhe utha lunga."

"I've noticed your plate never goes wasted, how about we don't waste this chemistry between us either?"

"I'm not a gambler, but I'd bet you hate wasting time too. So how about we start making memories together?"

"Guess we're both into recycling because I can't help but want to reuse every moment I spend with you."

"Has anyone ever told you your beauty could power cities? Let's not waste that energy, let's create some sparks together."

"Gorgeous Radhika, cease your flight, with your beauty so bright, you've turned my night into daylight."

"I guess I love challenges, because your smile is a trophy I'd gladly work overtime to win."

"Are you friction? Because every moment with you, just like energy, never goes wasted."

"Your smile is so radiant, it turns this town into a city of lights. Why waste it on someone who can't appreciate its brilliance?"

"Apologies for the suddenness but time seems too precious to not convey how much I'm drawn towards you. May I hope for reciprocity?"

Genie of the bottle

So I was on a walk this morning and I came across this really weird looking old bottle. I opened it and this genie flew out. He told me I have one and only one wish. I didn’t wanna waste it so I asked for a priceless treasure. He smiled and gave me your number.

"Do you believe in recycling? Because your boyfriend seems like a waste of good potential, let's conserve resources!"

"Your disdain might be a tempest, but could I be the calm that follows your storm?"

"Darling, your tears are too precious to waste. How about we trade them for laughter over a candlelight dinner?"

"Hey gorgeous, don't waste your thoughts on him when you could be lost in mine, thinking of our wild nights ahead."

"Do you believe in energy conservation? Because our chemistry could light up this whole room."

"Are you a recycling program? Because I can't help but notice how you turn discarded moments into something beautiful."

There are so many great things to do with the human mouth...

Why waste it on talking?

"You find me repulsive, yet I'm still captivated. Isn't irony the sweetest poetry?"

"Skeptics make the best love stories. So, how about we rewrite your script with a smile?"

"Why waste time searching for treasure, when I've found the rarest gem in your mesmerizing eyes?"

"Your assertive stance is cute, ensuring our time together, couldn't be substitute."

"Can I be your recycling program? Because I want to make sure nothing about you is wasted."

"I'm not asking for a smile, just a chance to be the person who eventually earns it."

"Why waste time searching for stars when your smile outshines the cosmos?"

"Your attitude towards waste is admirable, can we also not waste this chemistry between us?"

"Let's not waste time, your eyes tell me we're both thinking about how beautiful our child would be."

"Is it wasteful if I spend my entire day lost in your eyes?"

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because girl, you're so unique they couldn't possibly make two of you."

"You going to the bath alone is a crime; wasting all that beauty without an admirer like me."

"Why waste time wondering when we could be out making memories together? Let's seize the moment."

"A day without your smile is a day wasted, let's not waste tonight."

Wish I had a good shovel so I could dig you, but I wasted all the diamonds on my hoe.

PULine request: Yoni

Girl named Yoni! Don't let this one go to waste guys! Highest upvoted one is the one I'll use

Are you a chav?

Cause I’d waste all my benefits on you

You know how it’s important not to waste water...

So why don’t we shower together?
*works best in a drought area*

Hey are you Fortnite?

Cause you look like a waste of money, but I still wanna play you.

I am wasted but...

The condom in my wallet does not have to be.

I’m wasted but the condom in my wallet doesn’t have to be.