84 Window Pick Up lines And Rizz

Hey baby, lets open some windows, my system is getting too hot.

Baby it's hot in here... Open some Windows...

Hey baby. I'm running a new OS, it's called Windows XPenis.

Girl are you a meteor shower? Cuz I'm watching you from my window.

You must be Windows 95 because you've got me feeling so unstable.

Call me Bill Gates

Because I'll be watching you from your windows

Hi, my name is Windows

Can I crash at your place tonight?

"If eyes are windows to the soul, then your forehead is the beautiful skyline that tops it all."

"Are you the view from a window? Because your beauty is something I could gaze upon all day."

"Are you a sunrise? Because seeing you through my window gives me a reason to wake up every day."

"A sunset flight is a dream date then! Ever experienced the sky painted in hues from an airplane window?"

"Is your name Windows? Because my heart crashes every time you flash that stunning smile."

"Darling, if our eyes are windows to our souls, then our unborn kids would have the most beautiful view."

"When they say the eyes are the windows to the soul, they must've had your mesmerizing gaze in mind."

"Are you Area 51? 'Cause I'm dying to uncover your secrets and all logic just flew out the window."

"In that snug outfit, your beautiful eyes aren't just windows to your soul, they're a captivating universe."

"Like a sunrise through a window, your smile brightens my world every morning."

"Just like a perfect dress in a boutique window, you caught my eye and now I can't think of anything else."

"Are you the view from a window? Because your beauty is breathtakingly captivating."

"Is your name Dawn? Because the moment I saw you, it felt like the sun just rose in your window."

"Are you a unit in Totally Accurate Battle Simulator? Because every time I see you, my strategy goes out the window."

"Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection through the window of my heart."

"Excuse me, miss; if your eyes were windows, they'd be the kind that always bring the most beautiful morning light."

I'll come through your bathroom window.

"Your eyes must be a window, because I can see a world of beauty within them."

"Your eyes aren't just windows to your soul, they're a captivating galaxy I want to get lost in."

Are you Windows 10? Because when I'm with you, time flies faster than a system update.

"When I first meet a girl, I notice her eyes - they're the windows to one's soul and yours seem to hold an intriguing story."

"Your beautiful eyes aren't just windows to your soul, they're also the gateway to my heart."

"Did it hurt when you fell from that window up there? Because clearly, heaven lost one of its most sensuous angels."

"Do you believe in love at first sidenote, Tameka? Because when I saw you, all footnotes went out the window."

"Is your name Window? Because you light up my world with clarity and radiance."

"Did you just shine through my window? Because my world just got brighter with your smile."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I need to walk by your bedroom window again?"

I love looking out the train window at night. All the little lights remind me of your smile and fill my mind with joy.

Hey there! My name is microsoft windows! Can I crash at your place tonight?

If you wake up in a red room with no windows or doors don’t panic

You're in my heart...

"Does the sound of rain tapping on a window excite you? Because like that rain, my feelings for you are persistent and undeniable."

"Are the bus windows tinted? Because your beauty continues to glow through, even from afar, just like a game-winning spike!"

"Like a dolle in the shop window, you're perfect and divine, may I be the lucky lad to call you mine?"

"Do you work on Windows? Because when I look at you, I see a beautiful view."

"Do you have a name or can I call you my 'Windows 10'? Because since I've seen you, my system's heart rate has upgraded!"

"Are you a sunrise? Because your beauty outshines even the most stunning views from my window."

Is your name Windows System Restore?

Because you are my last hope

Hey girl are you one of the ghost of Christmas because I want to jump out a window to see our future

Hey gurl are you my large black minivan with black tinted windows with the license plate of 3618-JTQ

Because I want to put kids in you

"Even the sun peeking through my window can't outshine the radiance of your beauty."

Are you my carotid artery?

Because I can’t live without you for more than 7 seconds




Which is why I’m following you



Do you see me?



Look at the window ;)

Hey baby is your gorilla enclosure open for monkey business?

Better than dropping a banana out a cruise window.

Hey girl, a night with me is like a windows update

It’s unexpected and feels like forever

Are you windows update

Cause not now

Here, you can have my computer!

So I wont need an invite when I look through your windows...

I may not be a window repair man

But I can fill your crack tonight ;)

You must be traveling with a cute 10-year-old kid, your coconspirator. Have the kid roll down the passenger window and yell to the beautiful woman in the adjacent car, "My cousin say he thinks he's falling in love with you." You then feign a great flustering embarrassment, as you whisper loudly enough for the woman to hear, "I'll kill you." Look at her with a big smile, and say, "I'm sorry, [s]he's impossible." You coconspirator protests, "But you said it!"

You are like the dove outside my apartment window – free and special. Can I be your keeper?

I love looking outside my window and watching you sunbathing on the side of community pool.

If you want I can help you tape your windows, but I can't guarantee things won't still get wet.

I’ve fallen for you more times than that American has fallen out of your window.

You are so hot you make the windows fog.

Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly…outside your bedroom window.

If you wake up in a RED room, with no windows or doors, don't be alarmed, you're just in my heart.

You must be Windows 95 because you have me so unstable.

You're really pretty when you sleep. I know this because I watched you last night through your window.

Hi. My name is Windows. Can I crash at your place?

Roll down your window and say, "I think I'm overheating."

If you wake up in a RED room, with no windows or doors..don't be alarmed, babyqirl..you're just in my heart

Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.