110 Workplace Pick Up lines And Rizz

"Probably, I would have made my way to you somehow, an irresistible book like you can't stay on the shelf for long."

"I'm always game for meeting interesting people like you. And your workplace? That would have made it even more adventurous!"

"Absolutely! Your captivating presence is hard to miss. We would have crossed paths sooner or later."

"I'd like to think that fate would've drawn us together anyway. After all, isn't adventure all about discovering new people and experiences?"

"Absolutely, your radiant smile and aura would've drawn me in regardless, truly irresistible."

"Well, I'm always drawn to interesting people, but I'll admit your friend made it easier. So let's call it fate!"

"Well, I must admit, your charm is pretty hard to resist. So yes, I'd have been intrigued to strike up a conversation."

"I'd have found a way to our little chat universe, introductions or not. Destiny has its own way, you know!"

"Well, I would have certainly noticed a charming soul like you even amidst the bustle of my workplace."

"Who knows? But I can confidently say, your radiance would have been hard to ignore."

"Well, fate has a funny way of making things happen. I'd like to think our paths would've crossed eventually."

"Well, I might've been too awestruck to approach you, but I'm sure glad for a friend with impeccable taste."

"Given time, I think our paths would've crossed anyway. A personality like yours isn't easily missed."

"Funny how fate works, isn't it? I'm glad your friend played Cupid, but I'm sure we would've crossed paths eventually."

"Well, I've always been drawn to intriguing mysteries. So yes, I'd definitely have found a reason to strike up a conversation."

"Sometimes it's the unexpected introductions that make the best stories. But hey, you're irresistible! Our paths were destined to cross."

"Well, I like to think fate has its ways. So who knows, we might've bumped into each other at the coffee machine."

"I'm sure your charm would have drawn me in eventually, fate just decided to speed things up a bit."

"I believe in fate, so I'm sure our paths would have crossed eventually. Maybe at a coffee shop or a bookstore instead."

"Intriguing question! Maybe not at work, but certainly, our paths would cross somewhere. Destiny is quite the matchmaker."

"I'm a firm believer in fate. If it wasn't your friend, it would have been something else pointing me in your direction."

"Without a doubt, your charm is magnetic enough to pull anyone in, even without an introduction."

"You underestimate my curiosity. I would've found a reason to say hello."

I was thinking about you during that entire conference call.

I would be happy to be your human resource.

I would like to put your consulting expertise to good use.

I would wager that two self-starters like ourselves would have a good time together.

I’d like to make you my feature PowerPoint presentation.

If I told you you had a nice pipeline, would you hold it against me?

If men were landing pages, I'd only want to convert on you.

If we went on a date, what do you think our profit and loss would be?

If you were Microsoft Office, I would totally Access you.

In all the power meetings I’ve ever been to, this room is one of the hottest…for real, it’s hot.

Instead of all these policies and procedures, let’s visit the idea of free will.

Just like your paid search campaign, you’ve made quite the impression on me.

Let’s do this, but in real time.

Let’s get out from under this fluorescent lighting and find somewhere more comfortable.

Let’s give you a skills analysis.

Me without you is like a marketer without analytics. Lost, visionless, and confused.

Now, when you say “team building retreats,” what does that mean to you?

Performance evaluations are my favorite day of the year.

Your eyes are as intriguing as a good biz dev strategy.

Your methodology is so smooth and deliberate.

Realizing we’re working on a timeline, how much time do we have to get to know each other?

Risk management just sounds like something so clandestine!

Should we debrief?

Sometimes you just have to ask yourself, “Am I a profit or a loss?” Now which one are you?

The best part of this acquisition is you.

The first time I saw you, there was only word that came to mind-benchmark.

The only thing dirtier than those dishes is how much I want to — oh, wait, no, those are really dirty.

What do you say we bounce like a bad email?

What do you say we opt-out of here and opt-in to my jacuzzi?

What do you say we wrap up this blog post back at my place?

Where else can you employ that analytical ability?

Who needs a financial analysis when I know exactly where to put my money.

You are a cut above rest. (Office Supply – Scissors)

You are just "write" for me. (Office Supply – Pen)

You are the highlight of my day. (Office Supply – Highlighter)

You could spam me all night and I still wouldn’t unsubscribe.

You don’t need a high level of core competency to know that you’re a catch.

You must be an inbound marketer … cause you sure attracted me!

You say there is little margin for errors but I disagree.

You won’t be needing an expense report tonight.

You're like a style guide. You add consistency to my life.

You’ve been running through my invoices all night.

Your customer interface is impressive.

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