80 Playground Pick Up lines And Rizz

Your kid is beautiful. I see he/she takes after his/her dad/mom.

"If your heart is the devil's playground, may I slide down the slide of love and swing on the swings of affection?"

"Is your heart a devil's playground? Because every time it beats, my demons dance to its rhythm."

"How about we skip the playground and create our version of recess?"

"Is your heart a devil’s playground? Because it seems to have stolen my innocence."

"If you were a pole in the playground of love, I'd always choose to spin around your enchanting allure."

"On life's playground, you swing so high; an angel in disguise under this open sky."

"Excuse me, do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you at the playground."

"Ready to show this small city boy the strength in those country muscles? Let's make the back of your truck our playground tonight."

Do you have a Band-Aid/Wipe/Diaper/sunscreen?

"Like a kid at the playground, I'm absolutely lost in your intoxicating charm, and babe, it's my favorite kind of meal."

"Your smile rivals daylight, in the playground of my heart, you're the most exquisite piece of art."

"Seeing you play with your tongue, I can't help but think we could find it a more interesting playground."

"Do you believe in love at first swing? Because when I saw you, all other playgrounds faded away."

"Do you believe in love at first swing? Because when I look at you, I see my playground."

"Are you a playground? Because I've been running in circles trying to slide into your DMs."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should we pass by each other like two kids at a playground again?"

"You're more captivating than a panda on a playground, and sweet girl, that's an unbearable charm."

"How about we turn my bank account into our playground, life into an adventure, and you into my spoiled queen?"

"Are you a blade of grass? Because every time I see you, I feel refreshed and want to take root."

"Is your name Google? Because you're everything I've been searching for plus, you're the hottest mom on the playground."

"Let's turn your messy room into our secret playground, where mess is just another word for fun!"

"Are you a playground? Because I'd love to spend my recess exploring every corner of your interesting personality."

"Are you a kid at heart? Because your joy and innocence make my world a playground."

"Do you believe in love at first swing? Because when I saw you at the playground, I felt an instant connection."

"I may rule the playground, but in your presence, I'm just a boy lost in your captivating beauty."

"Is your heart a devil's playground? Because every time it beats, I become a willing captive in your enchanting spell."

"Is your heart a devil's playground? Because every beat has me bewitched with a desire I can't exorcise."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should we pass by the playground again?"

If I could change the alphabet I would put I and U together.

Hey girl are you a playground

Because I want to put my child in you

Our kids are playing together. It must be fate!

Wanna be a parent?

Wanna come over for a play date?

We should hang out sometime.

Where’s your kid go to daycare?

Would you like to go on a "double" date?

Would you like to go on a kids-free date?

Would you like to join us at Color-me-mine and let me buy you a cup of coffee while at it?

You make me want to be a better parent.

Roses are red, violets are blue. i want to h**... your face.

How old is your baby?

Those are so cute, where did you get your kid's shoes?

Sorry, I couldn't help but notice how sexy your stroller is.

Should I tell my babysitter I'm going to be home late?

Are those pencil erasers in your shirt or are you just happy to see me?

New York City is my playground and I'll climb you like a jungle gym.

Are you at the PTA meeting last night?

Are you the mother duck becuse you quack me up

Can I buy you lunch/brunch sometimes before picking up kids from school?

Do you have a BandAid/Wipe/Diaper/sunscreen?

Do you know where that that other playground is?

Do you rent or own your flute?

Have we met before, do you know the ______ family?

Have we met before? I think our kids attend the same ____ class.

Hey girl. I think it's cute when you're still in your pj's. Tell me what you pinned and I'll rub your feet.

I like you. Can we have sexy time?

I want to color-you-mine!

If I could change the althabet I would put I and U together.

If you weren’t a parent, what kind of car would you drive?

Is your kid more of a teeter-totter-girl or a slide-man?

Letters starts with ABC, numbers starts with 123, music starts with DO-RE-MI, love starts with YOU and ME!!

Nice minivan.

Nope, no ice cream. You’re going to eat dinner soon at daddy’s house. Sorry, what was your name again?

Of course there's lots of single mom/dad in the playground, but you're the only one I'd love to meet.