110 Year Pick Up lines And Rizz

She asked me “What that mouth do?”

I said “I’ve been eating pudding cups without a spoon since I was 8 years old, I will make you cry.”

Hey, are you a date?

'cuz you 10/10!


We get this chance one day a year, best of luck to y'all.

I quit taking drugs 3 years ago...

So I dont have any lines but can I take you out tonight?

Hey girl.

What's your bracket lookin like this year?

How will you be pureeing your root vegetables this year?

The Opportunity Rover lasted 15 years on Mars...

Which is crazy, because I'd only last about 15 seconds in Uranus.

You're so beautiful it makes me want to vomit.

Hey girl are you a little mistake that i made years ago and anybody but me remember

Because i can't get you of my mind

Hey girl, you wanna go back to my place and maybe you can celebrate this day next year.

Hey boo, let's celebrate Father's Day next year with a 3 month old baby, you do the math.

They say 68% of new born babies will be Virgos this year. Wanna make that 69?

When I first met you when you were a climate model, I predicted you'd get hotter every year. I was right.

I don’t use my fingers only for thousand years of pain.

Are you a male Gerudo? Because men like you are only born once in a hundred years.

I loved you since last year!

Stop asking Santa for the man of your dreams.

He tried to kidnap me 5 times this year.

Today's the longest day of the year, wanna see something else that's long?

You look nearly 22. Most Mormons are 2-3 years into marriage by now – just settle for me!

Are you Poland?

Because I want to dominate you for a thousand years

Wanna be a mother next year?

Baby you make me feel like i’m stuck in the hyperbolic time chamber, not seeing you for a day feels like a year.

If we're still together next year, let's put flour in our hair, borrow your grandpa's walker, and grow old together.

I'm from the future... I ran all the way back in time to tell you we're still in love 100 years from now.

Is that corn in your silo, or did you have to plant barley this year too?

Baby, let's make fireworks every day of the year.

Were I to impregnate you, in several years the child will purchase you flowers and chocolates. Deal?

If Princess Toad looked anything like you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.

It´s all over your face. You´ve been very bad this year

You know people say "you'll do things all year that you did on new year"

So can i do you??

I'm better than thanksgiving because I can make you come more than once a year.

It's been 6 years and 364 days since my last pon-farr.

So, you wanna go work on being celebrated this time next year?

The most beautiful woman I've seen in over 300 years.

Hey boy are you a party horn?

Cuz I wanna blow you on New Year's Eve

Hey miss, want to see my Dragon, it's a year long.

This year has been full of surprises...

Why don’t we get together and surprise others?

Unlike a certain band, I'd stay with you longer than twelve years.

Don't worry, I've had years of field work.

I swore off sweets as my New Year’s resolution…

But I’d gladly eat your cake.

If you are single in ten years and I’m single in ten years, do you think maybeeeee...

You could shoot me in the back of the head executioner style

Can I see your pants drop at midnight too?

Hi would you like to start the new year off with a bang?

70 years on ice left me with a lot of catching up to do... I’d like to start with you.

How would you like to celebrate Mother's Day next year?

I don't only use the fingers to do the 1000 Years of Pain.

If you know what I mean.

If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago!

Hey do you like mexican food?

Because I wanna wrap my arms around you and make you my baeritto.

This one got me a 2.5 year relationship from tinder.

2020 was hard for me

This year I'm hard for you

What's your new year's resolution?

I'm looking at mine right now.

"Is it a leap year or are you just making my heart skip an extra beat today?"

I like my women like I like my whiskey

12 years old and mixed up with coke.


Just Jokes btw... maybe there’s a different sub for these kind of jokes that I’m not aware of though.

I've been waiting 75 million years to see a meat body like yours.

Are you a leap day? Because meeting someone as rare and special as you only happens once every four years.

If you were a tree, you must be an evergreen because you look good all year round.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven... four years ago on February 29th?

I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to s**....

Are you a leap year? Because you only come around once every four years and you're worth the wait.

I like my women like I like wine

7 years old and trapped in a cellar in my basement

Are you a calendar? Because you're making my heart leap an extra day this year!

Let’s ring in the new year with a bang!

Are you a leap year? Because with you, every day feels like an extra special bonus day.

You must be Washington D.C

Because you’re not the only thing being breached this year ;)

Are you the final semester of my senior year? Because I’m happy I survived long enough to see you.

Can I have a picture of you?

Because I want to show Santa what I want this year

70 years on ice left me with a lot of catching up to do... I’d like to start with you. (Captain America)

Sick of staring at my ceiling this year

You want to be on top to change my view?

I wouldn't mind being trapped in Purgatory with you for a year.