110 Boys Pick Up lines And Rizz

Hey girl, happy Hiroshima Day

Want me to drop my 'little boy' on you?

Hey Boy are you my period?

because you are annoying as h**... but i still wanna see you regularly

Are you Japanese?

I’m gonna drop a Little Boy in you

I like my boys like I like Saddam Hussein

Hung

Hey boy, you like girls in granny panties?

Boy, you must be a library book, because I can't stop checking you out.

Boy are you a hot pan? Cause you are sizzling hot.

You look like you're on the kiss offenders registry

Don't worry, I'm into bad boys

Boy, you got me delayed 0.1 sec at my atrioventricular node.

Hey Girl, I am not like most boys

I have a micropenis

Hey boy, are you a conditioned stimulus?

Cause you're making me drool.

Hey boy, your PR isnt the only number I want.

Ooo boy you look like you could change a diaper quickly...

The name is John. John Holmes.

Hey boy… Here’s a razzberry, cuz I’m tryna lock it down!

Girl, are you the first two atomic bombs?

Because you turned my Little Boy into a Fatman

Hey boy are you a vocation? Because I can't quite discern you and you're really confusing.

Boy are you the corporate ladder? Because I'm climbing on top of you in my dreams.

Hey boy, are you batman? Because I really don't understand what you're saying most of the time but you're still cool.

Boy, are you a rock? Because I wanna climb you like one.

Were you in the Boy Scouts? Because you tied my heart in a knot. Also, you look like a boy.

Are you Hiroshima?

Because i want to drop a Little Boy in you

Are you a boy or a girl... or does it not matter?

Boy, I wanna go swimming but I'm already drowning in your eyes.

Of course I'm prepared! I was a boy scout!

(To use on boys) Are u a pencil?

Coz u should definitely let me sharpen ya ;)

Boy you smell good... Thats destin right?

Hey boy are you a party horn?

Cuz I wanna blow you on New Year's Eve

Hey boy, are you working in a ranch?

Cuz thats how you pick up chicks.

Boy are you a tractor? Cause you'd make life on the farm easier.

Hey boy, is that a cumulonimbus cloud, or are you just happy to see me?

I don’t mean to be too forward, dude, but I want to have your baby boys — and name them after girls.

Are you into bad boys?

Because I’m bad at everything

Can you keep up, baby boy make me lose my breath.

Hey boy, I like your Irwin inspired outfit.

I'm just a panda looking for a white boy.

Ay girl, I'm a bad boy. I leave my luggage unattended.

Boy you must be a ferris wheel because I wanna take a ride on you.

Hey boy, are you a candy cane?

Cuz I wanna s**... on you this Christmas ;)

Boy, wanna find out if you're the Kwisatz Haderach?

Then you gotta put your hand in this box.

Hey girl do you like bad boys?

Cus im bad at everything i do

Hey boy are u a comedian?

Cause I’d love to see u stand up sometime ;)

Boy, are you Elon Musk?

Coz I want your rocket to explore my space

Hey boy, are you Taric? Cause you stun me.

Girl’s bio is: I’m lost

Help me out boys

Aaron Carter: hey, If my brother nick lets me maybe we can go out. My t**... are bigger than your so I can breast feed if we have children

Your milkshake brought this boy to your yard.

Hey boy, I wanna take a ride on your disco stick.

Hey boy, are you confirmation? because you complete me.

Hey boy are you a Tarantula?

Cause you look like you could make me scream

Do you like Backstreet Boys. Good, because my p**... is larger than life.

Ingrid Hunnigan: Anytime you wanna hook up, just call. Billy Coen: I heard you like bad boys, is that true?

Guess if you are one of the boys, I must be homosexual.

At Wide Receiver: Damn boy are you a pirate, cause I wanna make a rated ARRR movie with you.

Is your name Axel? Cause you are very hot.

Hey girl you interested in magic?

If so you can be my little dumblewhore. [insert f-boy face]

Are you my best friend?

Because I really like you a lot and I don't know how to tell you and Everytime I try to flirt with you you just brush it off laugh and tell me I'm so s**... when all I wanna do is cradle you in my arms as we travel to different places and eventually settle down and build a family together cause I wanna show you off to my family and you keep talking to all these boys that mistreat you.

Show me how you move that lacrosse stick of you and I’ll take care of your balls, boy.

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Richard?

Oh Boy, I soiled my pants, can me get into yours?

Boy are you a fifth because you're perfect.

Babe, no matter how you like it, this Amazon boy can satisfy your desire with my multi-channel fulfillment.

Hey boy, I can handle more than one stick at a time.

Hey boy, are u a baker ?

Cause I want u to use that filling technique of yours with me

Probably the cheesiest one you've ever read...

Boy: I'm a superhero... Guess my name??
Girl: Ironman? Spiderman??
Boy: *smiles* Yourman!

Boy: Are you the mother of Mary-Kate and Ashley Olson? Girl: No. Why? Boy: Because you sure got some good looking twins. (points to her boobs)

At Wide Receiver… Damn boy are you a pirate, cause I wanna make a rated ARRR movie with you …from the Pittsburgh Steelers… Emmanuel Sanders!