40 Bulge Pick Up lines And Rizz

Here are 40 bulge pick up lines for her and flirty bulge rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about bulge that are smooth and cute, best working Tinder openers and Hinge openers with bulge rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny bulge pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty bulge joke for a great chat response.

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A good Bulge pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Man, I’d think you have to be a pre-famine 1700s Irish farmer with well fertilised, well-drained land that’s rich will organic matter...

But that bulge is too big to be a prize winning potato
Want to reenact the Battle of the Bulge?
"It looks like your presence is more stimulating than I expected, Jenna. Care to explore these thoughts over dinner?"
"Hey stud, ever had a full body detail? Because your bulging muscles are a sexy ride I'm dying to clean up."
"Playing in the dirt all day, babe? Let me be the soap to your muscular canvas, scrubbing every chiseled inch."
"Babe, you're like a rugged 4x4; dirty and masculine. Can't wait to get my hands all over your chassis."

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Short and cute bulge pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about bulge are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

"How about we turn your post-game shower into a steamy dual effort? I've got the perfect touch for your tough build."

"Ever had a full-service clean? Because I'm ready to scrub until every bulging muscle shines, big boy."

"You've been sweating up a storm, time for this lucky guy to make those bulging muscles shine, ready for some wet?"

"Are we in orbit, or are your bulging muscles just making my world spin?"

"Babe, seeing you all dirty makes me want to scrub every inch of you, especially those hard to reach places."

"You're the grime on my favorite car, strong and resilient, but lucky for you, I love playing with hoses."

"Hey stud, your muscles need a wash and I'm the dedicated detailer ready to polish every inch of you."

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"Hey there big guy, need help scrubbing down those chiseled muscles? I promise to make it a thorough job."

"Love, your sweaty physique needs a thorough wash, let's start with those bulging muscles and end at your hair."

"Babe, you're like a dirty sports car, only a lucky guy like me can handle your hot and muscled chassis."

"I can see you've noticed, Jenna. It's your allure that's causing a stir. Fancy delving into these electrifying sensations together?"

"Hey babe, you're the only guy I'd clean off-field dirt for; your muscles are my favorite late-night laundry."

"Big guy, your body is my favorite terrain; how about I explore every dirty crevice with my magic hose?"

"Baby, you're my favorite kind of dirt - the kind only my special touch can clean off those hard-earned muscles."

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Funny bulge Tinder openers

Try using funny and charming Bulge conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Hinge and chat.

"Got a wash for your chiseled frame, love? Your scent is the only sweat I'd exchange my cologne for."

Baby you must be German, 'cause you sure started the battle of my bulge.

"Jenna, your beauty captivates me so intensely, it's impossible to hide my admiration. Would you like to explore this chemistry?"

"Jenna, your beauty seems to have a captivating effect on me. Mind sharing a conversation that matches this intrigue?"

"Hey handsome, ever had your muscles washed with a touch as soft as silk and a passion as hot as fire?"

"Big jock, you're my dirty little secret. I can't wait to wash every bulging muscle until you're squeaky clean."

"Hey stud, your muscles are like a 4x4, rugged and dirty; mind if I give them a shiny scrub?"

"Just like a dirty car, I can't wait to hose down your muscular frame and polish it to perfection."

"Babe, you're like a dirty, masculine car that only my hose can handle. Ready for a thorough cleaning?"

"You're so manly and bulging, makes me think I've won the lottery to be your personal hose handler."

Hey girl, are you the Wehrmacht?

Because you aren’t prepared for the Bulge.

Are you the allied forces?

Because I'm really focused on your bulge rn~

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Clever bulge Pickup Lines and Hinge openers

Using good and clever Bulge hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Are you the gravity between the earth and moon?

Because you give me a bulge

Is your name Kimo?

Cause that bulge in your pants needs some intensive therapy

Are you security? Because I've got a suspicious bulge in my pants.

I've never seen such a huge bulge in a man's pants... wait a minute, yes I have - mine!

Baby, you must be German... Because you sure started the battle of my bulge.

The battle of the bulge? Unnecessary. There's no competition with mine.

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Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Bulge love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on dating sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Bulge openers to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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