110 Climate Pick Up lines And Rizz

Hey I heard u like to fight climate change. So what if we shower togther to save water

Is the climate changing? 'Cause it just got hot up in here.

Stop protesting so I can lay my pipe.

When I first met you when you were a climate model, I predicted you'd get hotter every year. I was right.

Are you a South American region experiencing the El Nino climatic phenomenon, or are you always this hot?

My love for you is like global mean temperature, it will increase every year.

I'm no weather woman, but you're are a freak storm and I predict some flooded basements.

Girl, you're so hot President Obama just put a 30% cap on your emissions.

I think I just found your tropospheric hotspot.

Do you want to be friends with co-benifits?

You look so hot whenever you're outside.

Are you an environmental charity? Because I think I need to scrutinize your assets.

Are your sea levels rising or are you just happy to see me?

Hey, wanna go for a romantic walk where the beach used to be?

I want to preserve this moment, let's get a climate controlled room.

Our love is a renewable & infinite resource. That's how I know we'll win.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Climate’s important to both me & you.

Hey Earth, is your sea-level rising, or are you just happy to see me?

I'd hide my heat deep in your ocean.

How green is your valley, baby?

I’m sorry, I don’t think we’ve met. I would never forget a fan like you.

Girl, you’re so beautiful,

If your were in a museum, climate change activists would vandalize you.

I'm like a solar panel absorbing your radiant sunshine energy.

We need to make babies straight away - if we wait any longer, the world will be too warm for our children to survive.

Not to be crude, but do you mind if I spill my pipe on your lawn?

My satellite data is much cooler than your bloated, manipulated surface record.

There's a heatwave burning in my heart. And for once, it definitely ain't climate change.

Hey girl, are you climate climate?

Cause you are getting hotter with every passing day

Are you a climate model? Because you are hot.

Climate change is scary. At least I've got you!

I'll be the weather to your climate.

So, lets get some emission reductions tonight?

Hey I heard u like to fight climate change. We should shower together to save water.

"Is your name El Niño? Because you've brought a climate change to my world, and now it's flooded with feelings for you."

Save water. Shower in my c**......

Is your name Methane or Carbon Dioxide? ‘Cause you're making my world hot as h**...!

"Is it a sudden climate change, or did you just raise the temperature with your hotness?"

Don't worry, we don't need more protection, our's is world class.

"Do you believe in climate change? Because whenever you are around, my world starts to heat up!"

Here's an inconvenient truth -- you have a nice ass

"Rushali, your beauty must be causing global warming because you're hotter than any climate change."

"I believe in climate change and you don't believe water is wet. Let's date and create more controversial theories."

"Girl, you're hotter than the climate change we're causing. Let's savor every moment before you migrate."

"A woman of mystery, that's me. 🕵️‍♀️ Let's just say I'm somewhere where the climate suits my sunny personality. 😉"

Girl, you're like the climate crisis. I just can't deny you.

"Since meeting you yesterday, I've had a fever. You must be the hot topic causing my climate change."

"Do you believe in climate change? Because when I saw you, the temperature definitely rose."

"Are you global warming? Because when I'm around you, all my glaciers start to melt."

Are you the reason behind global warming? Because you are really hot.

"Are you a green flag? Because our chemistry is so sustainable, it's like we're fighting climate change together."

Venus ain't got nothing on you.

"Do you believe in climate change? Because every time I'm around you, even Selbi's dry forest gets a rain shower."

"Can I be your ozone layer? I promise to protect your heart from harmful rays."

I hope it's not an inconvenient truth to learn that I love you.

"Do you believe in climate change? 'Cause just like the sun, I can't help but melt the ice around your heart."

You give me almost as much rise as the sea levels.

"Are you climate change? Because every time I see you, my ice melts."

That look you just gave the Minister of Environment really brings out the colour of your eyes.

Are you called climate change?

Coz things are heating up in here

"Darling, you're hotter than the climate you're jetting off to. Care to explore my wild side before you leave?"

"Hey, if I were to tell you that you have a great sense of humor, would that be seen as an 'ice breaker' or 'climate change'?"

"I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you in this super hot climate."

Climate change is real,

Cos when I'm with you my heart melts.

"Your beauty is so radiant, it's causing climate change in my heart."

"Do you believe in global warming? Because you're heating up my world."

"Is your name 'Climate Change'? Because you're making my world hotter just by being in it."

I'll give you a target so ambitious, you won't have any choice but to fall for it.