110 Environment Pick Up lines And Rizz

Is your name Summer? Cause you are as hot as h**....

Today’s forecast: Mostly h**... and a chance of baby makin’

You’re a piece of trash

As someone who cares deeply about the environment I am obligated to pick you up.

How does 7 o’clock sound?

Let's add this log to the fire. Oh wait, that's just my p**....

Let's get you out of those bloody clothes.

Damn girl, is your name Irene? Because you look like you're good at blowing.

I can't j**... off because my roommate's classes were cancelled, too. Want to hang out?

"Are you global warming? Because you've been raising my temperature all night... and it's not because of the greenhouse effect."

"You're so hot, you must have invented global warming. Can I be your environment to protect?"

Save water. Shower in my c**......

Is your name Methane or Carbon Dioxide? ‘Cause you're making my world hot as h**...!

Here's an inconvenient truth -- you have a nice ass

"My feelings for you, as deep as the sea, In your captivating eyes, our future I see."

"Absolutely. Moving forward always opens up new possibilities. By the way, are you a fan of adventure or more of a serene environment lover?"

"Is your name Ozone? Because you just filled the gap in my atmosphere and it's giving me quite the global warming."

Everything around here reminds me of beach balls.

Just got the weekend forecast…mostly h**... with a chance of doing “it”.

"My love for you is like the environment, it's constantly growing and endlessly recyclable."

Agent Kay: When you get sad, it rains.

"Are you a forest? Because every time I see your eyes, I see an untouched environment waiting to be discovered."

Ya know, I've been thinking about the environment...

What do you think about we reduce our water consumption by taking bath together? I can wash your back if you want.

"Is your name Oxygen? Because I can't breathe when you're around... probably due to all this air pollution."

Agent Kay: When you get sad, it rains. Laura: Lots of people get sad when it rains. Agent Kay: It rains because you're sad, baby. (Men in Black II)

"Just like the enduring beauty of nature in Rizz, your captivating charm seems timeless to me."

"Are you a renewable resource? Because every time I see you, my energy levels just keep getting replenished."

Venus ain't got nothing on you.

"In this environment called Rizz, you're the most captivating sight I've ever seen."

"Seeing you both makes me realize what I missed. Let's sort things out and create a nurturing environment for our little angel."

"Is your name Rizz? Because just like the environment, you've got a natural beauty I'd love to explore."

"Did you just fall from heaven or did Rizz just get a touch more divine with your presence?"

"Like a wind turbine, you whirl me around, your beauty is renewable, in you my heart's found."

"Are you a succulent? Because I can't help but notice how well you thrive in any environment."

"Wearing green like Mother Nature's favorite princess, did it take a magic spell to get your eyes to match perfectly?"

That look you just gave the Minister of Environment really brings out the colour of your eyes.

"Just as we can't live without nature, I find it impossible to imagine life without you."

"Is your name Rizz? Because every time I see you, my environment gets infinitely more beautiful."

"Just like the environment needs care, my heart needs your love to stay green and alive."

"Do you believe in global warming? Because you just melted this polar ice cap of a heart."

"Like an untouched forest, my love for you is vast and grand, Your beauty outshines every grain of desert sand."

"Like the environment, my love for you is infinitely refreshing and constantly growing."

"Just like a vibrant Rizz, you add color and life to my otherwise monotonous environment."

You must be a frozen pond, because I can see myself skating all over you.

Laura: Lots of people get sad when it rains.

"Your eyes outshine the stars, my dear, more captivating than a solar panel's cheer."

Agent Kay: It rains because you're sad, baby.

"You're as radiant as the sun's ray, can we power this love and make it green every day?"

"Like a wind farm's gentle whirl, your laughter spins my eco-friendly world."

I didn't know snow angels could fly as pretty as you skiing.

Are you trash?

Cuz of you are, as a person who cares about the environment, I'm obligated to pick you up. Is 6pm okay?

I am glad we are creating a sustainable relationship.

I bet your Dad is an Environmentalist, because you are so eco-friendly

I can see us in orbit together.

I can't resist your gravitational pull.

I can't stop thinking about what is under your topsoil.

I don't care what Copernicus says, you're the only planet to me.

I don't drive a car, but I'd love to walk you home!

I have data that suggests your hotness has increased 70% during the last 20 years.

I hope it's not aninconvenient truth to learn that I love you.

I just got dumped, would you recycle me into your boyfriend

I like my men the way I like my wind turbines: tall, sturdy, and full of energy.

I love getting dirty, and you seem to have a lot of it.

I love T&A, Trees and Air Quality

I love the way you whip through my hair, I wish it was with hurricane force.

I love your soft edges.

I mainly date guys who recycle

I should call you carbon, 'cause you're causing a period of unprecedented warming in my atmosphere.

I want to climb your trees and swing.